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You'll find the means of which to hold it's held by men who're made of snow - A poet Helloed! It is just started being Decembre the first which is a very lovely time and my favourite time. Let's all raise a glass to christmas (hehe bcause then it will have started as a baby glass and be grown up at christmas do you see). it is good and, Chriswtmas is good. Here are some more things to do at christmas that I like to do. * Hang tinsle up on the wals. Tinsle is like long scribbly snakes made from christmas. you stick them to the wall in bits and the middle bits hang down. * sing songs like "we three kings of orient are, one in a taxi one in a car" HEHE or "while spepperds washed their socks by night" HEHEHE or "jingle bells batman smells" HEHEHEHE the teachers do not always noe because they sound the same. * wait for SNATA CLAUS!!! Who doesn't like snata clause? he's hands down the best person ever and i think i speak for everyone when i say. But Christmas is also the time when we think about the meaning of chritsmas, the birth of the little baby snater in a stable round the back of a hotel. In the story of the birth of snata which is called The Snatavity.  Away in a sley, no crib for a bed. Aww Look at the snuggly little baby Snatter asplee in the slé where he was born. Actually he's not asplee here so probbly whoever drew this classic Snatavity scene was thicko. But he got all the important people in: Daddy Snatter, Mummy Snatter, little elf Dooley who is Snatter's friend at thre north pole when he grows up, the actor Burgess Meredith behind Dooley there, he runs the north pole and is the wisest old elf ever, and Noddy Holder, the Herald of Christmas. It is not Christmas until Noddy says it's christmas. Right lads well, once again i am extenting the cuddle of friendship to you. I bet lots of you're mum's have forgotten to get you an advent calendar this year haven't they again! How will you open the little dores every day and get chocolate out without an advent calendre?? I'll tell you! Once again I am going to buy one and WE CAN SHARE IT SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS: SHARING Only trouble with this mates is that I haven't found a calendar yet! Normally I get one before December but I can't even find the shop where I normally get the advent calendars from! It's weird, I'm here in the shops right now, and I can't see it. It's not even closed, it's just not there like there are other shops in the way and it was never there! that's weird isn't it, I wonder where the shop is. Let's find someone who we can ask or otherwise we'll never have a calendar. oe here is someone!  He does not look mysterious! he looks trustworthy! Helloe sir, do you know where the special advent calendar shop is that sells advent calendars and sometimes we accidentally fall into them and ruin the world and space? oe this way? oe. thankyou. He says go over here and we will try and find the shop, except I can see that there is no blimmin shop there anyway! All there is is a dore in the wall:  That is strange, it doesn't look like a shop to me! Just a dore in the wall of the shopping centre! What is it! Let's go and have a closer look at the AAAH!! AAAAGHHHHHHH!! oe sorry! gosh that was scary! heehee! the light from the different lights everywhere made funny patterns on the doorknob! I thought for a minute there that I saw  Aaah!! oe! I got scared again just thinking about it! when i was silly because all it really is was this:  doorknob! Silly. How did I think doornob was a scary face! Well while we're here we might as well open the dore I mean, it has 1 on it! we're looking for a dore that says 1 on! The whole thing about calendar is that we find dores with the right numbers on for what day of december it is and open them! It's the right number! might as well open this and see what happens until i can find a calendar! Hope i do find a calendar though. I wouldn't want to not have a Christmas Adventure with you this year.  Right who wants to open it??    
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Dec 01, 2008 01:11
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Mary Christmis! 
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Dec 01, 2008 01:14
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Jesus, I can't believe it's already been another year  WIGGLE HE
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Dec 01, 2008 01:44
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Me! I wnt to open!
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Dec 01, 2008 01:48
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My favorite part about Christmas is Buml0r threads. Specifically Snatter threads.
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Dec 01, 2008 01:49
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ahh the Christmas spirit is here at last! I want some chocolate this time.
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Dec 01, 2008 01:55
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 These threads are the best! I want to open a door but I dont want any chocolate poos
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Dec 01, 2008 01:57
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I have been waiting all year for this. i wil find all the choclate.
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Dec 01, 2008 01:58
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well, i'm quite confsued, and modoratley aroused.. but i will try. >look thru keywholle
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Dec 01, 2008 02:06
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WIGGLE HE
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I'd like to open the door but it's still November where I am, it wouldn't be right. Stupid -8:00 GMT
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Dec 01, 2008 02:49
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Ah Buml0r m80 good to see you again Please don't be putting chocolates up bums anymor thanks
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Dec 01, 2008 02:51
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me me! I want a dore! (I love Buml0r threads )
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Dec 01, 2008 02:52
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Mary crostmus! 
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Dec 01, 2008 02:59
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It's dore tiem again! Can I open a dore? 
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Dec 01, 2008 03:31
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I Snatavity so hard this time of year
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Dec 01, 2008 03:48
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I hope we get to go on another trip into CRAZY SPACE, this thread is giving me the christmas sillies.
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Dec 01, 2008 03:51
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I read the last'un when I was lurkin'. Bring on the XMAS goodies!
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Dec 01, 2008 03:52
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Yay another Snatter Claus thread! Holy crap I forgot how amazing the
last one was until I saw your syntax again, buml0r. Thank you! Should we look around for the key? Someone should try opening the door first, but it has a keyhole so I suspect we might need a key.
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Dec 01, 2008 04:04
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Um, this is my first christmas on Something awful - I take it this is a tradition?
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Dec 01, 2008 04:07
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Personally I'm abstaining from poo this year but you're all welcome to it. fake edit: bring on the poo
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Dec 01, 2008 04:14
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I have been looking forward to this since the last one ended. I'll open the door, I could go for a little chocolate.
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Dec 01, 2008 04:17
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I want to open it but i mean it's OK if i can't everyone needs a turn! Merry chritwsmas!
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Dec 01, 2008 05:01
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Yessssssss! God I love this time of year, and god I love Snatter!
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Dec 01, 2008 05:09
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lets all open it togever, that way we can all shair the chockletts!
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Dec 01, 2008 05:11
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This is the best part of this Fine holiday sneason.
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Dec 01, 2008 05:17
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Snatter ranks up there with Eggnog as the best parts of Christmas. Also, I had never heard the ballad of Mecha Snatter before, it is fantastic.
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Dec 01, 2008 05:23
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I've been waiting all November for this. Thanks to these threads I always call the big guy Snatter now.
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Dec 01, 2008 05:30
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God bless us. Every one.
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Dec 01, 2008 05:33
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This reminds me of Molesworth. I love it. edit: You should all buy and read this book for it is hilarious http://www.amazon.com/dp/1585679690 BOOM! DOCTA WATSON fucked around with this message at Dec 01, 2008 around 05:38 |
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Dec 01, 2008 05:36
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I am a fan. This is the best season.
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Dec 01, 2008 05:39
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I've been waiting for this thread for a whole year. A whole year.
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Dec 01, 2008 05:46
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The ocean...She is teeming with life.
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Bigmouth McSmallcock posted:I've been waiting for this thread for a whole year. A whole year. 
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Dec 01, 2008 05:48
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randyest posted:Me too. It's hard to stop thinking about it what with the lasting insanity and confusion it causes. That's half the fun.
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Dec 01, 2008 05:52
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AnimeJune posted:Um, this is my first christmas on Something awful - I take it this is a tradition? *looks at Regdate* LIAR!!! How could you have missed this last year!! Snatter Claus!! I check this thread before my e-mail in December.
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Dec 01, 2008 05:54
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I just listened to Wiggle He! I will Wiggle He if Wiggle He I must! WIGGLE HE!!!! Snatter Claus maketh Good Children taketh Mecha Snatter we shaketh!!!
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Dec 01, 2008 06:01
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Excellent, I was hoping to see this pop up today. Buml0r's advent threads put me in more of a holiday mood than anything else.
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Dec 01, 2008 06:05
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Goddamn, I was JUST wondering if there'd be a Bumbl0r thread this year, I feel all Xmasy all of a sudden 
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Dec 01, 2008 06:20
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I never noticed the Bumbl0r threads while I've been here, but I've gotta say The Ballad of Mecha Snatter was damn good. Wiggle He indeed
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Aaa haa haa. Marley's ghost. Brilliant!
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