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Mr Wunderbaum
Mar 30, 2007

Grim and frostbitten,
but warm and fuzzy inside


I eat little shoclat before is to late and there is no more shoclat

NOMNOM... Ok i have some more? NOM

swiss_army_chainsaw
Apr 10, 2007



Robotic T-Rex posted:

Oh god m8s what if this is us but from the future and stuck in some horrible time vertox thing were we get turned ito chcolite?

Wouldn't be the first time. Nom.

Buml0r
Sep 15, 2003

WIGGLE HE


Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:

Hey! Some plop got on my chawklit!

mohh




still looking for calender shop mates. at this rate it'll be december two by the time we find one! but we will not dismay!!

Oxygen Deficiency
May 19, 2008
O2, please marry me. I will love you all my life.

oh wows mys firstest snatter present ever. nomnom 2 noms for me and my frends.

oe, this is funn

swiss_army_chainsaw
Apr 10, 2007



Buml0r posted:

mohh

Buml0r, I figured out what you are. You are an Internet performance artist.

Onward with the tearing of the space/time continuum!

Tasteful Bulge
Sep 05, 2003
[img]http://forumimages.somethingawful.com/images/newbie.gif[/img]

O noe I am late for this year's calandar. It was still November yesterday because I am not from the same country as the birthplace of snater and so yesterday was today for them and not me. Alsoe I am in Florida where they don't beleive in Snatter Claus. How sad.

Am I too late for some of the big choecolate?

katiekawaii
Mar 01, 2007

"Call your mother! It's been weeks, she misses you!"
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Advent! Advent! Nom. Nom. Nom.

A black person
Oct 03, 2007

This city is afraid of me.

Hey m8s tiday my gran gave me an advent calendor! I opened the first dore but there was only a smal piece of not varry tastey chocolote. But I had a nom of it anyways.

The Good Witch
Sep 13, 2004


Hooray! My background is Santa School from last year.

*bookmarks thread and is on edge of seat!*

Big City Drinkin
Oct 09, 2007

Let's forget about the tongue-tied lightning


YES. I started thinking about this thread a month ago.

CrackSpider
Jan 17, 2008

TRAPPED IN QUANTUM CHOCOLATE SINGULARITY!
SEND HELP!


I've been looking for this thread all week! I registered (too late ) to participate in last year's shenanigans, but I will not miss out on this year's!

You've made my day a happy one, Buml0r. I'm sure this thread will continue to make my December a merry one!

Gassire
Dec 30, 2004

"They're people. Deeply flawed, yes, but deeply human too. And maybe that's saying the same thing."

I must bespeak, this is the finnest choclit since Tuppen's day. The hint of milgrid and strawheeze is what makes it.

Olallieberry
May 09, 2007

high society

Oh choclit and dores and bowees
who needs mummahs? Not us.

SebAndSeb
Apr 23, 2007

Not there! There! There! Not there, there! Hah-ha! There!

ill have a bitty of the choco if thes ne left... nom! thanks m8

half goon half god
Dec 30, 2006

give the past a slip


Olallieberry posted:

Oh choclit and dores and bowees
who needs mummahs? Not us.

I hope we see bowee again

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

Don't get your pen, son, you won't be needing that. My order's simple, a shitload of dim sims. And I want a bucket of soya sauce.


half goon half god posted:

I hope we see bowee again

I just hope we don't find chocolits up Bowy's bum again.

golden_appel
May 21, 2005



I hopes we savied some choco for the nice man who tolded us where to find the dore. Chwistmas is all about good wells to everybodys even strange strangers. I is going to kept some of my choco for when maybe he comes back.



nom nom nom

Oops, I munchered it all away.

Comix Bitch
Nov 25, 2002

EAT THE CHOCOLATE.


It's Dec Numboar TWO here! Have you found a calendar yet? I don't want to starve today and this is my only source of fooding!

half goon half god
Dec 30, 2006

give the past a slip


Barcode Mk2 posted:

I just hope we don't find chocolits up Bowy's bum again.

Bowy bum chocs

Wee Mad Arthur
Jul 11, 2002



Amazing artwork, Buml0r! Looking forward to all the dores being opened

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

I was going to nom but then I saw that freakout Agent M8s who doesn't look like a m8 to me and halfway I stopped through my nomming so I only got to nc

But maybe todays dore will contain a non-freakout chocolit and I can resume the nom as required by dore bylaws cos I don't want to leave these tooth marks in the chocolit.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Trip cancelled due to special circumstances.

Buml0r posted:



Mohohohoe he looks like a duck

Steve Slavery
Aug 07, 2005

The legality is in the condom.

My girlfriend and I have made this a holiday tradition now, for the past few weeks we've been wondering what will unfold this year.

Awaiting more chocolate, hopefully there's no poo this year... that was gross...

Buml0r
Sep 15, 2003

WIGGLE HE


I'm getting grumpy now m80s because I been traipsing around this shopping centre since yesterday and there's no blimmin sign of the shop yet. There's some other advent calenders but we don't want them! They're boring! We want a proper one from the funny shop! I mean I dunno what's going on, they can't have just gone! But I was looking and looking and then it was night time, and I kept looking, and it was pretty cool of you lot to stick around while we were loking but I feel a bit bad because you're been out all night as well!

Anyway it okay though, because I've thought of a: solution.

Here's my plan lads and ladylads. I'm going to go to the information desk.


YES! THE INFODESK! It's got a word INFO on it, and they have a COMPUTERS, and they can tell us where things are! and if the shop is has moved to another place instead of being in the shopping centre (probbly because of credit crunch they've had to go to outside the shiopping centre to a pokey street where everything's cobbly and there'd rubbish on the flore and por people write words on the walls in squiggly writing because they're too por for paper) then they can tell us that!

okay let's see the Infodesk person. I noe where the info desk is because it's near the shop where you can make teddy bears have clothes on. that would be better than if they did without clothes on because that would be rud.



Helloed, Mr. Infodesk. We'd like to noe where the shop where I got advent calender from is pls.

oe, man say, "We don't know either. But we're trying to sort it out. doen't give up! you have yet a chance and hope."

Good, I wasn't going to give up he is on our Side.

Now he say, "Go to the Accounts Office. Here's a little foldey map to show you where it is. The man in the accounts office he wil show you where to goe next."

OK BY! he was nice, I am glad he didn't just tell us some rubbish like "o I don't no" or "what shop do you mene" etc etc. He look familiar actually I wonder where I noe him from O wait, he wants to show us something! He's getting a thing out from under his desk it is A BOX! it's a big box big and long, and there's all chanes and padlocks coming off it and stuff. that's pretty cool I wonder what that's all connected up to under the desk, that is a lot of chanes. i wonder why he keeps it all tied up to chanes, i will have to ponder it. the chane makes me ponder, it is a ponderous chain.

he undo the box... GUITAR! oe brilliant he is going to do a song for us.

Oe, he says he has a "grave message". I will listen to himme's grave message. Okay he start playin the sgon now.

yeh


yehh this song gr8

Ok he's finished the song now. I doen't noe why he thought that was a grave song. It was about f8 counting down the centuries until a bad thing happen, and he sort of imply that the bad thing is about to happen soon. But that's what all songs with electronic guitears in is about! that's not grave!

there more of groovy than of grave about that song!

ok well let's keep looking then I suppose. Dum dum dee dum. dedum.

O look over there, a little escalator's broke! HEHE it's not working. there's like a big thing that's broken through it from underneath. HEHE IT LOOKS LIKE A BIG POO! noe it's I think it a sort of tree bit. Yes it's a tree bit! That's funny hehe he a bit of tree must have grown through the escalator and nobody noticed until now, that was silly! it's ok tho there's a man who has come to look at it.



he will probbly sort it out.

OE



mohh well that's one way of sorting it out, he EAT IT!



it!


hehehe nd it was brown and it looked a bit like poo he ate a bit of nearlypoo

ok well while he gets on with that let's keep looking for the callendre shop. I'm REALLY SAD that there might not be a special christmas adventure this year!! what if no christmas things happen!!!!


Oe look the man is gone and in the hoal where the tree bit was is a chocolate tree bit. Who wants some NEARLYPO CHOCKLATE?


heee

Buml0r fucked around with this message at Dec 03, 2008 around 00:58

thegreatpob
Jul 23, 2006


NEARLYPOO [neer-lee-pōō]
–noun Informal.

an object that is close to but not quite excrement.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Dec 28, 2007

Kiss this and hang



thegreatpob posted:

NEARLYPOO [neer-lee-pōō]
–noun Informal.

an object that is close to but not quite excrement.

That means thegreatpob wants it. He spoke first. It only right.

Comix Bitch
Nov 25, 2002

EAT THE CHOCOLATE.


O yis. Pob, you may have the chocolate of today. I'm sure it will be nom.

thegreatpob
Jul 23, 2006


O GOD ITS SOOO NEARLYPOO! NOM NOM BLERG!

BluJay
Oct 01, 2004

I've got my eye on the finish line

What if the shop is upstairs? How will you get up there m8 if the escalotor is broked?

vagina dentata
Apr 18, 2008


wot is this anyway I came to get an advent Calender on account of TJs being sold outta their $1 ones but instead theres some nearlypoo bits of tree iny m ecsalator???

hahaha pob enjoy your pooey bits

swiss_army_chainsaw
Apr 10, 2007



Buml0r posted:



Hmmm.

Buml0r's 2007 Advent Calendar posted:


"I'm sorry, sometimes I forget you're still only a boy. That's what all those years talking to the Ghost of Christmas Future will do to you. Desperately boring man, all awkward silences and chilling terror, but a damn fine teacher..."

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

golden_appel
May 21, 2005



Hehe the fixyman has swerly poo-gas coming from the bottim of his dress. That is the nearlypoo terning into reallypoo. Methinks he was onlee after the tiny president hangling from the tree bit but he was a greedychops and tryed to scoffle it all.

Now he is going to poopy all everywair in the shopping centre and make stinky all the shops. I hope the colander shop has moved to cobblestreet I dont want mine to smell like thegreatpob.

fineX
Jan 17, 2008

Who let the dogs out?
Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip!


cobblestreet already smell like nearlypoo and thegreatpob!! por people too por for toylet so poo on pokey street!

Buml0r
Sep 15, 2003

WIGGLE HE


Oh dear! I hope it is not called pokey st because you have to poke things on it, or we might have to poke poos. That would be detrimental to our hands.


BluJay posted:

What if the shop is upstairs? How will you get up there m8 if the escalotor is broked?

"Escalator temporarily stairs and chocolate in a hole."

Anyway it's okay, that isn't the big escalator for going upstairs, it's just a little one for going outside or to Greggs for a pasty. the proper stairs are near the info guy who i recognise, and we may indeed go up them at some point. I'm still trying to work out the map the blokey gave me. I'll let you know soon as I get it sorted.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Buml0r posted:

what if no christmas things happen!!!!

do not worry m8 we will find snatter and he will make Everything all christmasish! just like in the olden days of yore! so keep clam and karry on!

Wonder Bra
Jan 04, 2008

always in another castle


OHHH MOHHHH OMLOMLHOMOMOHHHH!!!

It's snatter time! I AM SO HAPPI M8! Happy enuf to mabby eat nearlypoo!

CrackSpider
Jan 17, 2008

TRAPPED IN QUANTUM CHOCOLATE SINGULARITY!
SEND HELP!


Oh no, I hope we find the shop soon It won't be Christmas without a calendar!

Panic! at the Fist Jab
Aug 01, 2005

You're a beautiful girl
But you've got to call me Starlite now


Anticipataing a great thread, m8s. Saev me some choco if you fin some more.

Jormagund
Jul 17, 2005
Totally gay for Puffery


Finding that escalator, with the weird nearlypoo tree is a step in the right direction! Head that way Buml0r, don't give up m8.

golden_appel
May 21, 2005



I hop the map be not too confuddling. We'll be needing more choconom soon to keep us strong. I know Chrissmis is comming soon but without colander to count the snatterdays it's hard to tell how long is left.

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