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I eat little shoclat before is to late and there is no more shoclat NOMNOM... Ok i have some more? NOM
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Robotic T-Rex posted:Oh god m8s what if this is us but from the future and stuck in some horrible time vertox thing were we get turned ito chcolite? Wouldn't be the first time. Nom.
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:Hey! Some plop got on my chawklit! mohh still looking for calender shop mates. at this rate it'll be december two by the time we find one! but we will not dismay!!
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oh wows mys firstest snatter present ever. nomnom 2 noms for me and my frends. oe, this is funn
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Buml0r posted:mohh Buml0r, I figured out what you are. You are an Internet performance artist. Onward with the tearing of the space/time continuum!
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O noe I am late for this year's calandar. It was still November
yesterday because I am not from the same country as the birthplace of
snater and so yesterday was today for them and not me. Alsoe I am in
Florida where they don't beleive in Snatter Claus. How sad. Am I too late for some of the big choecolate?
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Advent! Advent! Nom. Nom. Nom.
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Hey m8s tiday my gran gave me an advent calendor! I opened the first
dore but there was only a smal piece of not varry tastey chocolote. But
I had a nom of it anyways.
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Hooray! My background is Santa School from last year. *bookmarks thread and is on edge of seat!*
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YES. I started thinking about this thread a month ago.
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I've been looking for this thread all week! I registered (too late ) to participate in last year's shenanigans, but I will not miss out on this year's!You've made my day a happy one, Buml0r. I'm sure this thread will continue to make my December a merry one!
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I must bespeak, this is the finnest choclit since Tuppen's day. The hint of milgrid and strawheeze is what makes it.
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Oh choclit and dores and bowees who needs mummahs? Not us.
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ill have a bitty of the choco if thes ne left... nom! thanks m8
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Olallieberry posted:Oh choclit and dores and bowees I hope we see bowee again
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half goon half god posted:I hope we see bowee again I just hope we don't find chocolits up Bowy's bum again.
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I hopes we savied some choco for the nice man who tolded us where to
find the dore. Chwistmas is all about good wells to everybodys even
strange strangers. I is going to kept some of my choco for when maybe
he comes back. nom nom nom Oops, I munchered it all away.
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It's Dec Numboar TWO here! Have you found a calendar yet? I don't want to starve today and this is my only source of fooding!
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Barcode Mk2 posted:I just hope we don't find chocolits up Bowy's bum again. Bowy bum chocs
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Amazing artwork, Buml0r! Looking forward to all the dores being opened
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I was going to nom but then I saw that freakout Agent M8s who doesn't
look like a m8 to me and halfway I stopped through my nomming so I only
got to nc But maybe todays dore will contain a non-freakout chocolit and I can resume the nom as required by dore bylaws cos I don't want to leave these tooth marks in the chocolit.
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Mohohohoe he looks like a duck
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My girlfriend and I have made this a holiday tradition now, for the
past few weeks we've been wondering what will unfold this year. Awaiting more chocolate, hopefully there's no poo this year... that was gross...
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I'm getting grumpy now m80s because I been traipsing around this
shopping centre since yesterday and there's no blimmin sign of the shop
yet. There's some other advent calenders but we don't want them!
They're boring! We want a proper one from the funny shop! I mean I
dunno what's going on, they can't have just gone! But I was looking and
looking and then it was night time, and I kept looking, and it was
pretty cool of you lot to stick around while we were loking but I feel
a bit bad because you're been out all night as well! Anyway it okay though, because I've thought of a: solution. Here's my plan lads and ladylads. I'm going to go to the information desk. YES! THE INFODESK! It's got a word INFO on it, and they have a COMPUTERS, and they can tell us where things are! and if the shop is has moved to another place instead of being in the shopping centre (probbly because of credit crunch they've had to go to outside the shiopping centre to a pokey street where everything's cobbly and there'd rubbish on the flore and por people write words on the walls in squiggly writing because they're too por for paper) then they can tell us that! okay let's see the Infodesk person. I noe where the info desk is because it's near the shop where you can make teddy bears have clothes on. that would be better than if they did without clothes on because that would be rud. ![]() Helloed, Mr. Infodesk. We'd like to noe where the shop where I got advent calender from is pls. oe, man say, "We don't know either. But we're trying to sort it out. doen't give up! you have yet a chance and hope." Good, I wasn't going to give up he is on our Side. Now he say, "Go to the Accounts Office. Here's a little foldey map to show you where it is. The man in the accounts office he wil show you where to goe next." OK BY! he was nice, I am glad he didn't just tell us some rubbish like "o I don't no" or "what shop do you mene" etc etc. He look familiar actually I wonder where I noe him from O wait, he wants to show us something! He's getting a thing out from under his desk it is A BOX! it's a big box big and long, and there's all chanes and padlocks coming off it and stuff. that's pretty cool I wonder what that's all connected up to under the desk, that is a lot of chanes. i wonder why he keeps it all tied up to chanes, i will have to ponder it. the chane makes me ponder, it is a ponderous chain. he undo the box... GUITAR! oe brilliant he is going to do a song for us. Oe, he says he has a "grave message". I will listen to himme's grave message. Okay he start playin the sgon now. yeh yehh this song gr8 Ok he's finished the song now. I doen't noe why he thought that was a grave song. It was about f8 counting down the centuries until a bad thing happen, and he sort of imply that the bad thing is about to happen soon. But that's what all songs with electronic guitears in is about! that's not grave! there more of groovy than of grave about that song! ok well let's keep looking then I suppose. Dum dum dee dum. dedum. O look over there, a little escalator's broke! HEHE it's not working. there's like a big thing that's broken through it from underneath. HEHE IT LOOKS LIKE A BIG POO! noe it's I think it a sort of tree bit. Yes it's a tree bit! That's funny hehe he a bit of tree must have grown through the escalator and nobody noticed until now, that was silly! it's ok tho there's a man who has come to look at it. ![]() he will probbly sort it out. OE ![]() mohh well that's one way of sorting it out, he EAT IT! it! hehehe nd it was brown and it looked a bit like poo he ate a bit of nearlypoo ok well while he gets on with that let's keep looking for the callendre shop. I'm REALLY SAD that there might not be a special christmas adventure this year!! what if no christmas things happen!!!! Oe look the man is gone and in the hoal where the tree bit was is a chocolate tree bit. Who wants some NEARLYPO CHOCKLATE? heee Buml0r fucked around with this message at Dec 03, 2008 around 00:58 |
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NEARLYPOO [neer-lee-pōō] –noun Informal. an object that is close to but not quite excrement.
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thegreatpob posted:NEARLYPOO [neer-lee-pōō] That means thegreatpob wants it. He spoke first. It only right.
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O yis. Pob, you may have the chocolate of today. I'm sure it will be nom.
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What if the shop is upstairs? How will you get up there m8 if the escalotor is broked?
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wot is this anyway I came to get an advent Calender on account of TJs
being sold outta their $1 ones but instead theres some nearlypoo bits
of tree iny m ecsalator??? hahaha pob enjoy your pooey bits
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Hmmm. Buml0r's 2007 Advent Calendar posted:
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Hehe the fixyman has swerly poo-gas coming from the bottim of his
dress. That is the nearlypoo terning into reallypoo. Methinks he was
onlee after the tiny president hangling from the tree bit but he was a
greedychops and tryed to scoffle it all. Now he is going to poopy all everywair in the shopping centre and make stinky all the shops. I hope the colander shop has moved to cobblestreet I dont want mine to smell like thegreatpob.
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cobblestreet already smell like nearlypoo and thegreatpob!! por people too por for toylet so poo on pokey street!
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Oh dear! I hope it is not called pokey st because you have to poke
things on it, or we might have to poke poos. That would be detrimental
to our hands.BluJay posted:What if the shop is upstairs? How will you get up there m8 if the escalotor is broked? "Escalator temporarily stairs and chocolate in a hole." Anyway it's okay, that isn't the big escalator for going upstairs, it's just a little one for going outside or to Greggs for a pasty. the proper stairs are near the info guy who i recognise, and we may indeed go up them at some point. I'm still trying to work out the map the blokey gave me. I'll let you know soon as I get it sorted.
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Buml0r posted:what if no christmas things happen!!!! do not worry m8 we will find snatter and he will make Everything all christmasish! just like in the olden days of yore! so keep clam and karry on!
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OHHH MOHHHH OMLOMLHOMOMOHHHH!!! It's snatter time! I AM SO HAPPI M8! Happy enuf to mabby eat nearlypoo!
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Oh no, I hope we find the shop soon It won't be Christmas without a calendar!
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Anticipataing a great thread, m8s. Saev me some choco if you fin some more.
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Finding that escalator, with the weird nearlypoo tree is a step in the
right direction! Head that way Buml0r, don't give up m8.
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I hop the map be not too confuddling. We'll be needing more choconom
soon to keep us strong. I know Chrissmis is comming soon but without
colander to count the snatterdays it's hard to tell how long is left.
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