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oh nooooeoeoeooooooooo! why have we ask for chocolit, m8s? it is like om nomming the saddest teddy grahm and his whole sad teddy family, and little timmy teddy who has not got ever the chance to catch a grahm snowflake on his little teddytongue! ... eat the chocolit puppin.
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I wil be brave and et the chocolate, to save you all from SAD! But my
tears of sad pore down my face. Om nom nom! Buuhoo hoohohuhew hoo.
OhmnomBOOhuuhooo! NOM whahuhoohooohomnom. It gone. 
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Dec 04, 2008 09:49
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Has it been a whole year already? I love these threads
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Dec 04, 2008 09:58
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Oe no m8s non of this choclit for me. I got somthings in my i. Just giv me a sec m8s...
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Dec 04, 2008 12:24
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sad dog chawklit. aw. I thought waiting day gonna be boring. But that sand...kind of hip-no-tizing as you watch it go. Can we flip it again?
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Dec 04, 2008 12:57
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gosh but I must be nommin the thing. m8s it is not crimmis if we do not nom upon it together even if it is the saddest chokclate you ever saw. tears of saaad but what happens iffen we flip the thing again? I bet ti would be COOL!!!
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Dec 04, 2008 13:50
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Chuuurls posted:
Mayb that is how we would undo the first flip. He said we had a day to be changing our minds. so then we would not ever find out what the story is!
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Dec 04, 2008 18:29
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mmmmm this chokklate is spiced wit the tears of oversensitve goons nooom nom nom nom NOM
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The ocean...She is teeming with life.
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jejeje posted:Mayb that is how we would undo the first flip. He said we had a day to be changing our minds. so then we would not ever find out what the story is! wot iffen we flip it three times? bah mates bah guess we will just wait it oute, but young ppl like ourselfs shouldn't have to wait such silly times. but i guess we will find out soon!
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Dec 04, 2008 22:56
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I say we try flippin a millionsquillionquadrillion times. That'll do em!
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It's starting!! Look, the sand has nearly run through the timer! Looks like it doesn't take an exactly day after all! Gather round while we wait for it to start up. Okay well, that was a very sad chocolate and I hope there aren't more like that. I think I've calmed down now, but it looks like during our sadness we managed to make our way across more of the shopping centre and up the big stairs. They've really, really decorated this year, I could hardly find my way through some of the christmas trees they had all at the top of the stairs. I saw some of you lot having trouble as well but that was half because of branches in the face and half because of sobbing like a baby idiot. Oe here we go look! Look the sand is about to fall through, the last sand! That's funny, inside the glass thing at the top that had the sand in, the sand has fallen away and revealed a sort of igloo scene. except...  That's not igloos! THat's broken igloos! The igloos have been smashed up and nobody's put them together!! hehe they should mend them with some IG GLOO. and then they could go to the IG LOO for an IG POO that one doesn't really work. And look! Little people are walking near it! the Account is filling my mind with Knows about who they are! This is Snowman's Land, the icy place between the great lands of the North Pole, where all the SNowmans live! That's their village but look! It's all been wrecked up! Look at the ice bricks all over the floor and! But what happened here? What happened? Well this happened: THE PLACE WAS RUINED UP. Dark hordes from a nasty place have attacked the village! WHat is happening! That isn't very Christmassy! Things being destroyed! Think of all the Snowmen and Snowomen whose houses have been smashed about! Well these are they. These are the people who used to live in this village but now they have nowhere to live. They only have bags with their things in. But they are driven snow! Driven from their homes! But they are also driven to survive!! And so they are forced out of the village, forced to travel, forced to live as Snowmads!  Here are some of them. You might have noticed that some of them look quite like normal people! THat is because they are a different sort of Snowmen! They have been alive for so long that they started as round fluffy-looking snowmen (like the lady on the right), and grew into people-looking ones like the Snowgran there. That little girl did that too, but she is a snoman of a little girl so she still is one. The Snowmen are now labouring under a terrible curse! Their people are cursed! They can live for a bit, but when the sun gets really hot they melt away! It's okay because the curse also means that children all over the world are driven to build snowmen and that's how they come back to life! Their hands are magically guided! And then after a few minutes of confusion they remember their old life and they FLY! They FLY back to Snowman's land! And then they don't do anything there because they only have until the sun starts to come up. But these people have managed to avoid melting! They have stayed under cover and things like that and kept safe! But will they be safe for long?? The little girl one goes, "Grann-neeeeeeeee? Why do we have to walk forever, and why do we have no home, and why do we have to keep out of the sun in case we melt? We never used to!" Snowgran tells her the story: "In a certain time, in a certain land, once there lived and once there was a Snowman. And this snowman was HORRIBLE." "Horrible granneee?" "Yes! He committed Original Sin, and now we are the way we are." "What was Original Sin grannee?" "We don't know, dear." The lady one say, "I heard he," and she whisper next word, "killed a snowman!" "Ah heard he kilt him an elf," says a one dressed like a cowboy, dunno why. "Well whatever he did," says the Snowgran, "he is the most terrible traitor we have ever had in Snowmansland. Our entire race is cursed because of it." Girl snowman looks sad and fiddles with a christmas wreath she's got in her little cart of things. "Where did you get that from, dear?" say the Snowgran. "From a nice bear!!" Oe! And I know what that means! It's odd, because I can't tell if I know it because I remember reading it in the special Snatter book my mum gave me a couple of years ago full of snatter information, or if it is part of the Account putting infos in my head! But this is one  It is actually a robot polar bear, they make the wreaths for Elf School! Also other Christmas places. They are a robot polar bear which twists wreath stuff into rings and put them on doors and things. They are a robot bear, but for some reason they're operated by a little penguin that sits on its head and talks in a scottish voice. Except the penguin is a little robot as well for whatever stupid old reason and is operated by someone else. Basically, the whole thing's complete nonsense. The penguins are operated by the famous roboticist Wreath Twisty.  He is very tuisti, look at him tuist. Him never even bin to Scotland, don't know why he talks like that. Oe wait look! The Snowmans have seen a Figure in the Distance!  Who is he! He is stumbling out from around some snow dunes. He's going stumble trudge along and leaning against things to steady himself. He looks really dizzy and tired! WHo on earth im this mateys?!? Who im it?? (hehe, "who emit".)  Ooe look! He is looks like a young man, but his beard is white! Is he young? Old? Ageless? Who is he?! He has a great excited beard that is kindly and heroic! He looks at the Snowmads, and he gasp, "What... what has happened here??" and then the Account has gone dark! No not just dark, there's nothing in it any more! Those little igloos and people have gone!!! :O RIGHT THAT WAS BRILLIANT I'm turning this upside-down again! What if there's another Account tomorrow!! What if there's another part of the story! Oe a chocolate fell out again!  It is of an igloo town! And you can take all the little bricks off and they're all separate chocolates! Chocolate for everyone! Tuck in lads! That all looked christmassy. and we've all got chocolates, THIS IS GETTING A BIT CHRISTMASSY NOW
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Dec 04, 2008 23:17
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I will cheerfully have a choeklat but if a snoeman comes near and trys to fly off with my IRN-BRU this year I will be soe mad!
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Dec 04, 2008 23:28
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Kick ASS Oh yeah, falalalala-lalalanom!
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Dec 05, 2008 00:17
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Oe! Oeeee! That look a bit like SNATTER! Is him coming to giev the snowmads presents? Why he all thin and lanky like beanpole!
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Dec 05, 2008 00:20
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Ooh another choklit! This is my luckiest year with the calender, even
if we can't find the calendar. I thinking maybe we r in the calender
but we somehow don't knoe it, like maybe we fell in somehow like just
walking down the street or something I don't knoe. I mean where else
are all the chocos coming from eh?
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Dec 05, 2008 00:45
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I think I know that polar bear from sumwher. NOMNOM igloo choklit
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Dec 05, 2008 01:14
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nomnom the little igloo bricks i dont kno maybes its just the sad choc talking still but i feel a bit bad eatin all the bricks its like we helpd smash up them houses or somethin i dont kno oewell choco nomnomnomnom
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Dec 05, 2008 02:49
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oe noe, poor snomans! Oe well, Nomnomnomnom-nom-a-nom.
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Comix Bitch posted:Oe! Oeeee! That look a bit like SNATTER! Is him coming to giev the snowmads presents? Ya that look like Snatter..but like all emo. Snatter not emo  Although he looks cute 
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Dec 05, 2008 03:52
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S-S-Snatter?!  I'm also really digging the Cait Sith polar bear/penguin combo  Gotta get me some of those chocolates before they're all gone! om nom nom
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Dec 05, 2008 05:12
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Buml0r posted:Why he not wearing him Pip-Boy?
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Dec 05, 2008 07:24
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No, where is him master sword? edit: nevvuhmind that theres chocklets! NOM!
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Dec 05, 2008 08:05
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Buml0r posted:Snatter III: Beyond Igloodome ...I hope that albino looking bloke wasn't the evil snomans
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Dec 05, 2008 09:01
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This is Special Agent M8s. Target is being drawn deeper into the Manifestive, which - and pardon me for jumping the gun here - strikes me now as being a single indivisible entity. Roots and trees are springing up in all quarters, and the little presents and baubles decorating them are becoming more numerous. The further the target goes, the denser the Manifestives. It's turning into a forest in here. I have two disturbing incidents to report. The first was when the target and his friends actually sighted that ghastly creature you've sent to process the Manifests. I can barely stand to look at the thing, but they took it in their stride. Where did you dig that thing up, anyway? We're lucky they didn't approach it. The second incident was the more personally mortifying. My initial fears may be well-founded, my peer may prove to be a liability. The Agent - and I think I can drop all caution now and say that it was certainly Agent B - confronted me today in a threatening manner regarding my report of December 1st. I have to say I am disappointed he has been able to hear the contents of my report, which I took to be confidential or even top secret on an international level. I find this Agent to be unsettling at the best of times, but add into the mix a very deliberate and perhaps genuine sense of threat, and he can be quite overwhelming. Whatever sympathy I have for him and his condition is wearing thin.  There is a new development. Target has acquired an account of past events. It appears to be a significant story, because it does not appear to have the standard snow-globe form. I will bring you more details of this when I can. But you know what it means. The Spirits are in play. Repeat, the Spirits are in play.
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Oe no! The spirits *om nom nom* are in *om nom* play?!? nom I's scared now! nom nom
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Dec 05, 2008 11:24
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I do not like that Shifty Guy, no sirree. poor m8s! I knwo penguin
talks in stupid scots warbling but I still want to duddle it. DUDDLE!
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Dec 05, 2008 11:24
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Comix Bitch posted:Why he all thin and lanky like beanpole! Snatter's not met future Mrs. Kringle yet! Her cooking is the secret to his bowl full of jelly belly! Perhaps this tale will contain some romance for Snatter?
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Dec 05, 2008 12:39
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Buml0r posted: I was playing me some Falloff 3 an I noticed that this young gentlemen, him look a bit like young Snatter only he blue!
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Oie! You've all got it wrong! WRONG WRONG WRONG. Snatter is no voltdewller! SNATTER look like  Edit: SCIENCETIFIC PROFS!  Mebbe he be save snoman princess? Jadrie fucked around with this message at Dec 05, 2008 around 14:59 |
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Dec 05, 2008 14:51
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I dun liek the look of that creepy agent man. He is wearing a coat but
his arms is not in the arm bits but inside the coat. That meens he can
pokey you with fingers and you'll be all "huh but his arms didn't move
i can still see them, mebbe he is an OTTOPUS that look like a man". The only other peep who wears coat like that is evil Nazsti from Indian Anna Jones who tried to steal the magic Ark box where the Joos kept all their magic hanny kah (hanny kah is what Joos call snattertime) choco. But he opened it before chrissmas and the choco was still very hot and had not set into nommable shapes. The choco bubbled out and was all on his face and all his skin melted off and turned him into a skeletor. That agent looks like he has no skin because his eyes are all poppinouty and I can see too much of his teeths, mebbe he is the same Nazsti!!
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Dec 05, 2008 15:01
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well i think we can be sure snatter had a an venture m8s, reckon
there'll be more to the account or will we hav a hard time fniding out
what happnd?
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Dec 05, 2008 15:20
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wanna hug that bear. After I'm done with this choklit tho nom nom nom
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Dec 05, 2008 16:01
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Buml0r posted:Agent Harvey Dent?
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fineX posted:Agent Harvey Dent?  No, it is a Nazsti 'ceptin he has contact lenses now instead of spectickles.
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Look look! Look! The snad is running out again, it might be time for
another bit of Account! I wonder what today's Account will be of or if
it will be the same one again! It was quite an interesting one and we
got little eatey igloos and that'd be good again. Well it still looks like the igloo village... And a distance away from it are the Snowmadic tribe, and they've got the red man with them... It looks like it's more of the same story carrying on from tomorrow! Let's listen to them. The Snowmads have given the man some snowbroth or something in a mug, and he's shivery and talk to themy. It looks like he asked about why they have to walk about and be in shelter when the sun's up and stuff because the Snowgran is going off on one again about the Cursed One. "We hate the Cursed One!" she sae. "He who did some sort of thing! And now we're cursed! And every day we curse the ground and the sun and sky, and the memory of the promising young hero from Elf School who really looked like he was going to be a great big hero and then he just swanned off! And left us all to melt!" "Steady on," say red-hat man. A snowman with a party hat on goes, "Snowgran tells it like she sees it. We're all that's left of our once thriving civilisation. Every day the sun comes, and every day more of us melt away. Her husband was one of the first." Red-hat does a gasp! "But you're reborn?" "Yip," say the cowboy one, "Yip-tootin'. But not here, nope. We gets rebuilt in far-off lands, the like of which Ah daren't speckerlate." "How do you know?" "Because they fly here," says Snowgran, "every Season's Greetings. All of them... except my husband." "Grannyyy tries to make grandad again," say the little girl one, "she tries a lot, but all she makes is a lumpy snowman that doesn't look like him." "The curse just doesn't guide my hands like it does the children of the wider world," says Snowgran. "If my Raymond is out there, he's beyond my reach."  Red hat man looks sad at this. "Season's Greetings?" say, "Do you mean Christmas? If you mean Christmas why don't you call it Christmas?" "The spirit of Christmas," say Snowgran, "has dulled of late, around here. Where have you been for the last few years that you don't know that?" Red hat man takes a sip of his snoe broth and tells his story... Oe it's fading into the story! Now we're in a stone corridor... I recognise it! It's from Elf School! It's where we were last year! This flashback is set in Elf School!! "I was a boy at Elf School," say red hat bloke, "when the Snatting Hat died. It happened suddenly, and nobody could believe it could really be true. The Snatting Hat had sat on the head of every young pupil joining the school, and we all felt the loss dreadfully." I remember this! Remember this? When new elfs went to Elf School, they always had the Snatting Ceremony, where the wisest and oldest of all the Elfs, the actor Burgess Meredith, would put the Snatting Hat onto the head of the new children and it would look deep into their souls, constantly on the lookout for the Chosen One, the Snatter. And then Snatting Hat doesn't actually tell anyone which one is going to be Snatter remember, because he im am bumhead. I didn't noe the Snatting Hat died!! I am reeling! I am restive! I am reeling restive! :O "The Snatting Hat's death was suspicious. The staff didn't make any accusations, but this was a school mainly populated by boys, and you know how they like to point fingers. In this case the finger was pointed at a boy called Peter Schwartz. He can't have deserved it, he might not have been the nicest kid, but he wouldn't kill anyone! But he spent the last year bullying a boy called Beazie Toiz, and we'd all fallen out with him. And then, Beazie disappeared. "Yeah, Beazie just vanished. Nobody knew where he had gone. And we thought that was really dodgy after Pete had bullied him for so long. They did actually try and expel him from the school for that, but his Mum came in and said they were racist, because he was the only High Elf in the school. So they had to let him stay even though he was obviously really naughty. Things calmed down after that, and Beazie did actually turn up again in the end. "The thing is, he had started to act very strangely that year. Disappearing off to goodness knows where, sneaking around the school, and mixing odd little potions and being all secretive. Me and my friends thought he was acting very suspicious."  Look it's him! It's Snatter! And that's his best friend elfs from when he was a boy, Duddles on the left and Dooley with the tall head! So the red-hat man is definitely Snatter! But he's much older, this must be the future! Why is he confused and doesn't know what's going on though? He's Snatter! He should know everything! o sorry his story's carrying on. "Well one night I was up to have a wee once, and I saw Pete walking away from a door I'd never seen opened before. I thought that was strange.  "So once he was gone I waddled over to the door and I pushed it open. What I saw inside, I might never forget. "It was an incredible museum full of items and artefacts relating to the legend of the Chosen One, Snatter, whose legend everyone at Elf School is really interested in because one day he's going to be utterly brilliant. There was so many things in the room! A statue of Snatter holding aloft a big bag of presents, the original Slé Snatter born in, the Great Mirrored Helm of Noddy Holder, oh, so many things! "And in the middle, on a little pointy plinth that looked like the Christmas Tree, was the Snatting Hat! Of course, now it was just a hat, just sitting there lifeless. "But some sort of Thingy overtook me, and I felt myself walking forwards and taking the hat! "And I took the hat! "And I put it onto my head!!"   "...All went dark. "And the voice of the Snatting Hat spake in my head... "Yes, you are ready... but your head is too small. I will not fit you! Let us... waaaait..." "And then I think I had a dream about a beardy man talking or something, or something, and then I found myself here, older and in different clothes." "I did wonder about your clothes," says Snowgran. "Why? What does it mean?? What does it ALL MEAN??" "Oh, just something I saw in a picture once," say Snowgran. "Let's get you warm, and maybe you'll remember where you've been all this time." Snatter sips his broth and looks puzzled.  "That's just it," he say. "I don't think I've been anywhere." Account fades away! WOW little Snatter put on the Snatting Hat and turned into Big Snatter! I wonder what Big Snatter can do! I can't wait! He's not even fat yet maybe he can do more things before he's got fatness! Turning this thing over again! Yay! A chocolate! It is of the Snatting Hat! Brilliant, nom! I'm having some first! Nom. Okay you can have some now! Nom!
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Dec 05, 2008 23:24
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Seeing Snatter all little like that brings back memories of Elf School. Makes me feel all warm inside  nome nom snatting hat
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Dec 05, 2008 23:38
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Buml0r posted:Red hat man looks sad at this. "Season's Greetings?" say, "Do you mean Christmas? If you mean Christmas why don't you call it Christmas?" grumblePoliticalCorrectnessgrumblegrumbleTrueMeaningOfChristmasgrumble
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Dec 06, 2008 00:24
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Wiggle he mammary.
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Snatter looks so sad Oh well, choclit! nom.
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Buml0r posted:It looks like it's more of the same story carrying on from tomorrow! I meant from yesterday! SILLY
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