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Buml0r posted:I meant from yesterday! ... or did you? DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN!
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Dec 06, 2008 02:34
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I can't wait for yesterday.
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Dec 06, 2008 05:09
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no i really did.
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Dec 06, 2008 10:33
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Not many of yuo are noming this choc so I will take a big nom. NOM. Also, I bets snatter just has amanisa.
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Dec 06, 2008 12:55
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hahahahah if you put choclit hat on your head it leaves a brown ring! nom nom nom.
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Dec 06, 2008 14:18
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Buml0r posted:I loves the Chrismis tree on Snatter's elbow thing!
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Dec 06, 2008 22:09
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The elbow is the most iMPORTANT bit for snatter to protect with armour! and chritsmas trees is the strongest armour.
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Dec 06, 2008 23:07
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Okay then, I'm annoyed now. Okay, it's been nearly a week of this, and
there's still no calendar. I'm about ready to give up on this. In fact
let's give up. Let's give up and just blimmin' jolly well go home. Stomp stomp wait! What is that movement in the corner of my eye? O! The Account! Yes I forgot we turned that over didn't we! Maybe something interesting will happen now SNATTER'S here. Okay, Snatter and the Snomen are talking still (STILL, this is getting boring now). "I think," says Snowgran, "maybe it's time you got back to your friends. And took a little something with you, from us." She give a meaningful nod to a Snoman with a party hat on. Wonder what that is? Snatter's eyes go boing! "My friends!" He say! He's look around at all the destroyance that's happened to the North Pole in the seven years he's been frozen in time (but growing up and apparently working with a dietition), and he say, "I'm not sure I'll have any of those left..." Poor Snattar. I hope his friends are okay tho!! Oe! The scene is changing now! All the little ruined igloos and snow hills are disintegrating around like they're made of snad, they're collapsing and wooshing about, and making shapes and then wooshing away again. There's a big snowflake! That collapse and go wooshy away. There's a ... oe, a little version of the sand timer account, and that wooshys away. And there's a sphinx, don't know why, that woosh away too... and now it's wooshing into... ...I don't know! It's a load of buildings on a snow hill! It looks really Christmassy whatever it is.  Oe the knows are appearing in my head! This is Elf School, where Snatter was taught and met all his friends and had adventures! Or it used to be! But something has happened, something bad has happened o my friends this is terrible! THe head of the school has recieved a threatening letter down the chimney! It is a terrible letter, full of bile and rage, and it is from... THE ANTISNATTER!! Yes, the Antisnatter, that foul horrid person who attacks Christmas! I read about him once in my Snatter book, and I sort of have a feeling we might've bumped into him last year but actually we didn't, because nothing happened except we felt a bit funny about Dooper and a big present didn't open. I think the present was to do with the Antisnatter though, and if it had opened, oooh there would've been trouble!! But now Antisnatter has said that there will be a huge and terrible attack on Elf School on the dot of Season's Greetings, when the Christmas Star is at its highest bit of sky! (This is called Penrith. Sorry, Zenrith.) So they've Fortified it! It's not just a castle now, now it's been all done up with extra big walls and bits all over it! THey've built a big workshop where they make weapons and defense things! It is called the Grotto! (it is called the grotto because they saw some dittoes chasing dottoes into the grotto, quoting mottoes.) So to give you an idea of what we're looking at, here's where the original Elf School building is in it:  Let's look inside! Woo the sand is whirling around again and making new shapes. Now we're in a dark corridor, where the moonlight makes beamy lines from the windows. A little man is going down the corridor, who is the little man? He is an elf... it's...!!! IT'S DUDDLES! But Duddles is a man now like Snatter!! Omg! He's going to see his best friend, who he's been working with for years at the Elf School and now the Grotto.  it is Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeere!! He was at the original birth of Snatter and he had lots of bottles of alcohol with him, that's how he got his red nose. Hehe he's drunk! He is a bit of an alcoholic truth be told, and all of the other reindeer go "moh" and call him bumhead, and they play reindeer games like the one where they dress up as policemen and raid his pen and say they've heard there are drugs in his reindeer food, even though there isn't (except magic flying dust but that's meant to be there). They're not very kind but the thing is, Rudolph does shout at them sometimes and it's not very fair. But it's good because he's also really funny, and being drunk doesn't make him too mcuh less funny. Look, he's being funny now! Hehehe, Duddles is sitting with Rudolph trrying to eat a sandwich. And Rudolph keeps saying funny things, and Duddles is trying not to laugh in case he spits out his sandwich! MOHH RUDOLPH IS BEING VERY FUNNY! He's talking about Duddles' aunt doing things for free!! Hahah which is really funny because Duddles' aunt is actually very selfish and doesn't give ppl presents! hehehe look at Duddles' face MOHHH LOOK AT HIS FACE, trying not to laugh at Rudolph! MOHOHO, he's really got the giggles now! Rudolph goe, "Are you enjoying that saandwich?" and Duddles goes MOHH but tries not to! HEHEHE LOOK AT HIM GIGGLING And now Rudolph doesn't even have to say anything, he just give him a sudden look at him like this:  And duddles goe MOHHHHHH  and trying not to laugh!! MOHHH OMLO They are a pair, old Duddles and Rudolph! Ohh it's great to see Duddles again, haven't seen him in ages! Look at him, he hasn't grown a bit! He's got older but he hasn't grown HE IS SHORT HEHEHEMUHHHH O and look! A chocolate Rudolph! But I can't get it, it's inside the Account! Oh this is lovely tho, it almost makes me forget the elf school is doomed when the Antisnatter attacks! That's not for ages thoe. And here's Dooley! Remember Dooley? He had a tall head, and little round glasses, that shook when he laugh like two oval see-through masses. He is grown up now too! What are you doing today, Dooley?  Oe! You are trying to open a door but it's locked? Well never mind Dooley, go through another doore! Instead! That's what I do! Bye elf school! It's fading away. I'm chuffed with that! That was lovely. Let's turn it over and get that chocolate out! Yay! Rudolph chocolate! I'll throw it up and whoever catch it gets to eat it. WOOPS IT WENT ON THE FLOORE, hehehe. well whichever one of your filthy bumfaces wants it can have it, I don't want it off the floor! Muhu. Ooh I just thought! That means there'll be another Account tomorrow! O never mind I really enjoyed that! I'm sticking it out! and i'm carrying on with finding the calender HEHEHEHEHEHEHE MOHHHHHOHOHOHOHEHEHEHEHE hehee. Happing Christmas! yes; Let's follow this map some more and FIND CALENDAR!!!
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Dec 06, 2008 23:08
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Is Rudolph chocolate alcoholic chocolate? I had some as and kid that made be BLERG everywhere. I'm not sure I wants it.
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Dec 06, 2008 23:15
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thegreatpob, are you sure that were not nearlypoo chocolate again like you done had earlier? Poor ole Rudolph! he only drinking to forget the pasts!
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Dec 06, 2008 23:20
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Well they were in little bottle shapes but I'm not so sure now you said it. Drinking to forget the past.......poor mysterious Rudolph!
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Dec 06, 2008 23:24
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Am only two an half hours! THREE HOUR ROOLE! nom nom nom nom
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Dec 06, 2008 23:39
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I wonder what big floating head of actor Richard Burton been up to all these years
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Dec 06, 2008 23:46
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I will have a small nom at the deere chocolate since it was on the floor. Who knows where that floor's been. om nom nom I got a shiver down my spine when the Antisnatter was mentioned for some reason, why can't I remember? 
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Dec 07, 2008 00:01
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I noe! I can tell he's really horrible, but if he was even behind the
big scary present last year he never showed up to be evil or anything. but... but he's so evil!! Why do I noe!
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Dec 07, 2008 01:36
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Oh noe, I hope Snatter's frends don't think hes the Antisnatter by mis-take! Then weed have to half a.......Snatterfixion!  Oe wel, at leest theres choclit
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Dec 07, 2008 01:44
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Barcode Mk2 posted:I wonder what big floating head of actor Richard Burton been up to all these years I imagine himm been doing him usual. Floating. Tilting a bit and lookin angered! tiltin back. Him busy Head!
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Dec 07, 2008 13:51
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Buml0r posted:Duddles is my favourite. I want to hear more about Duddles. What's he been up to?
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Dec 07, 2008 22:36
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half goon half god posted:Duddles is my favourite. I want to hear more about Duddles. What's he been up to? I think he been playing his PSP, he addicted to that dam thing!
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Dec 07, 2008 23:24
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Friendes, oh friendus. I've got a chocollate already today! Yes! The
place is completely covered now in christmas trees, they must really be
having a proper full-on decorate-oh in the shops today. Well i was
pushing through trees when I found a dore! I think it was a dore! It was just like the dore we found on day one but it said SEVEN ON IT!! I don't noe what's happening, it's as if there's a calendar happening around us, but I definitely didn;t go in a calender this year! I haven't found one yet! But anyway, today's chocolate was of one funky sequinned space suit. Weird that isn't it, I don't knoe why. But we can tuck into that while we wait for the sand to run out in the Account and see today's story of Snatter. It nearly gone look there it goe it gone. Ok it looks like now we're back in the Rudolph stable! O good, we'll get to find out more about Duddles! here you go "half goon half god" m8, you can find out! ...but oe! But what's happening here, o noe! It looks like Duddles and Rudolph are having a bit of a tiff! A bit of a falling out m80s!  Oe dear Rudolph is very drunk. He won't play wityh Duddles today, and Duddles asked him why and he just shouted and stamped about! O dear. look, Duddles doesn't think Rudolph is so funny when he's being an alcoholic.  O that's sad. I hope Rudolph gets better and stops being a bit snippy to Duddles. Well let's have a look what else is going on around here. O look! Here comes Dooley out of a little hidden door down some steps. He's looking around to check nobody's seeing him come up the steps. How unusual! Looks like Dooleys got his oen little secrets doesn't it! he he, dooley, maybe he was secretly doing a litle secret pooley. hee He's now go to a hi-tech video monitor and calls up somebody. This is interesting, who would Dooley talk to on a viedo phone? Will we meet some old friends? Will it be head of Richard Burton? Will it be Puffy? A figure resolve in the screen, starting as squarey pixels and turning into a picture! Who is man! Who is man!! oe!...  It David Bowie. Hullo David Bowie. "Hullo David Bowy," say Doolye, "Is everything all right there where you are in the secret workshop?" o they have a workshop now too. Everyone's got workshops this year! I wonder what sort of workshop Bowy is at. "Yes everything is good at the workshop," saye Bowy. "How is everything at the workshop  "mohhh good one bowy, i said that too "He he," says Dooley. "Gud thanks. But what about our mutual friend? Is he adjusting?" "He is," say a bit sad Bowy. "It's such a shame the world cannot accept him yet. Do they still call him the Cursed One in Snowmansland?" "I'm afraid they do," say DOoley. "But time will heal. Rest and patience, patience and rest, all will be well. How is the special fellow who runs the workshop? The kindly beard man who makes children happy" He sounds like Snatter! Is Bowy's workshop run by another snatter or something? "He's just got back from making some maquettes and things," say Bowy. "In fact here they both are now!" oo the beardy man who runs the other workshop is coming on now! Who is it!!  O he looks friendly! He's like a cuddly man, his beard is gentle and welcoming! It looks like he's helping Bowy and - - look! Snowman! There's Snowman! "Helloed!" say workshop man! "Everything's going jollily. I've been building some red herrings in the workshop, some snowman-shaped skeletons made of wood and metal with those scary mouths that are like metal rings and eyes that are covered in wires and metal eyelids, you know, the sort of thing that will make ppl think I'm buildnig a puppet SNowman. It's worked, there's been some press in the more specialised magazines about a Snowman film I'm making, just the right sort of magazines that I can quietly cancel the project and nobody will think it's odd that there's a walking talking Snowman in the workshop. They'll all think he's an abandoned prop! We have all sorts of things like that in here. Just the other day there was a boy and he got talking to the big hypergriffin I've built in the cellar, everyone expects us to put crazy things on display when they visit. This plan will work perfectly until we can return our friend the Snoeman to his home." "Good!" say Dooley! O this is nice, they've got everything sorted out! Nothing can go wrong here! EXCEPT IF THE ANTISNTATTER ATTACKS! Which he DEFINITELY WILL when the Christmas Star rises!! I haven't seen it yet but it can't be many days until it happens, I bet that's what this account is of! O no, this will be a scary Account if it's of that! How can even Snatter and his Elf's defend against a STAR and an ANTISNATTER! What 's he even going to do!! What do you reckon he might do m80s? well in the meantime while you think about that, let's have a bit of Fact about the Elf School. I seem to noe all stuff about Elf School while i'm here but I forget again when the account turns off, so I will tell you things now while we're here. Elf's live primarily on chocolate from the Christmas Tree. Once at the birth of Snatter, the Christmas Star, which is where the actor Burgess Meredith comes from and is the birthplace of Christmas (and apparently the Snorks), was up in the sky, and then it went BOOO and light came down and made a tree magic. That was called the Christmas Tree, and it had lights and colours on it and we decorate our trees like it at Christmas. Well those lights had chocolate in, and WAS what elf's lived on. And this was gr8 because the tree had spread it seeds and now there was a Christmas Tree Forest! So lots to nom on... Until Antistnatter CORRUPTED IT! Some time while Snatter was in suspended animation from the Snatting Hat, Antisnatter's been in and turned the tree evil! The whole forest is evil now! :O So the Elf's daren't go to an evil forest, so they have to try and live on fruit and veg, which comes from a special chute in the castle, a special wall nozzle. It's good, they go up to it and out of it comes things like: apples, pears, naners, melons, pineapples - oe not satsumers thoe. those are snoman noses and the elf's aren't racist, no mastter what peter schwartz' big fat mum thinks. But the Elf's want chocolate again, so there are two young Elf's who are enterprising and are trying to be the Grotto Chocolateer. They're inventing special new nomming chocolates for the Elf's. They are seeing which one is going to be the best chocolate man!! here they are, here is one elf  He looks lovely! He is warm and his top hat is soft and tastes nice. and here is the other elf  o i don't like him. No, he's stupid, and instead of being funny and kindly and wise like the first elf, he just says catchphrases that aren't actually catchphrases of anyone, just things he thinks we would like, even though we wouldn't. things like "Eww," and "You're weird!" he probbly thinks he is in tune with the young generation but he's actually just a stupid rubbish oe hang on a man in a suit has given me a bit of paper here actually hang on let's have a look what it sae Oe, it say I really like the second elf the best actually. It says here, I really like him and he appeals to my demographics. Oe! HE HE HE, I really like him actually! He he him say silly words like "whut-evurr" and "lay me some skin daddy-o" and he is silly! And actually? He’s actually a lot darker? Than the other one? And his chocolates are actually a lot closer to the original chocolates? Because of the director's vision? He’s much closer to the original? And darker? It sae so here so that is true. let's turn over account again ready for tomorrow! And let's find another chocoaltey door! Come on everyone! so what do you think Antisnatter might do when the magic christmas star's up really high?
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Dec 07, 2008 23:29
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Buml0r posted:Bloody heckaslike! That elf looks stupid and not in a funny way. BOO HISS
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Dec 07, 2008 23:42
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Nooo, I don't want the Antisnatter to come he's scary It's nice to see some more familiar faces, though! 
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Dec 07, 2008 23:57
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Hullo David Bowie.
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Dec 08, 2008 00:34
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That second elf is stupid and should be a pie-rat wot makes pies from lawyers and gudjes instead of an elf.
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Dec 08, 2008 00:38
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Well *somebody* didn't like the Wonka remake.
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Dec 08, 2008 01:42
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Ooohh...the gr8 choclateer wars. We learnt about this thing in school I think.
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Dec 08, 2008 03:15
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C'mon bulmer plz don't get all political on us, m8, we have to stay focused on finding the calendar. Who is this mysterious beardy guy? He looks like my friend's dad, do you think that's who it is? And David Bowie is back!! 
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Dec 08, 2008 03:52
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Bowie is working with the anti-snatter!
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Dec 08, 2008 04:25
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Is that Jim Henson with the snowman? If Snatter isn't available, Jim Henson is the next best thing.
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Dec 08, 2008 04:28
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Oh-ho, David Bowie, taking time off from the Guild of Calamitous
Intent, I see. Hopefully you don't have any calamitous intent for
Christmas!
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Dec 08, 2008 06:55
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oh gosh gym hensen and the return of david bowy  this is the best snattermas ever!
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Dec 08, 2008 07:06
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Great googlemoogles! David Bowy and Jim Henson? Does that mean we maybe find a Ludo for adventurin? bluh. elf numero dos is makin me wanna barf in my pants.
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Dec 08, 2008 07:07
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Buml0r posted:Oe Rudorf it is okay you can get help if you really want it but you have to want to change otherwise you will die of liver failure.
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Dec 08, 2008 09:35
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Buml0r posted:so what do you think Antisnatter might do when the magic christmas star's up really high? mebe he actually do somethin NICE? i mean he might hav found the SPIRRIT OF CHRISTMAS! Int that what CHRISTMAS about? everyone bein nice? O i wish I could propper remember what happen on chrismas eve last year. But aLL i remember now is bowee's pants for some reason.
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Dec 08, 2008 10:32
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buml0r I cannot yet see a Christmas star in the sky over Penrith (from my window). This is a good sign?
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Dec 08, 2008 12:03
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Robotic T-Rex posted:Oe Rudorf it is okay you can get help if you really want it but you have to want to change otherwise you will die of liver failure. He needs to go on that Intervention show.
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Dec 08, 2008 12:52
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Buml0r posted:..with those scary mouths that are like metal rings and eyes that are covered in wires and metal eyelids, ...This better be just Red Herrings, beardy Hanson Man, because it sounds like MECHASNATTER to me.
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Dec 08, 2008 13:27
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^^^ good point! I hope not! He seems nice thoe. He's helping Snowman and Bowy!Flabberdacks posted:buml0r I cannot yet see a Christmas star in the sky over Penrith (from my window). O brilliant, you're in penrith now? that's gr8, keep an eye out for us. We should be okay thoe, this looks like Snater is still very young in this story so it's hundreds if not thousands of years agoe. So it could not afect us! Ha ha! Things from advent calenders can't happen in the real world too, we will be fine! ha ha ha i can't believe you'd think it could have ramifications in our modern world and somehow destroy christmas forever in the real world! what larks! it has never done that before, it only felt dangerous because we were in the advent calender! we're not in an advent calender this year But that's by the by!
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Dec 08, 2008 14:13
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Buml0r posted:we're not in an advent calender this year I have my doubts about that. My doubts I have.
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Dec 08, 2008 15:03
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Bowy  This is the best Christmas (I hope!)
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