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Okay well everything's definitely going a bit funny now. Have you seen how many christmas trees and dangly lights and tinsels there are around here? I know shops like to get christmassy at christmas but this is TOO christmassy! I can't even fight my way through the actual trees and stuff to walk around!! We're going to have to go through a dore. Look! go over to a wall and look what you find, they're all tucked and hidden between trees now, but go and look! yeah! did you see it? There's Dores everywhere! it looks like Dickensia in here now! Dores everywhere and they all say 8 on them! All of them!! I now we haven't found a clanedar yet but it's like we're SURROUNDED by calender!! Shall we try one? shall we try a dore? O wait the Account! Quick quick everyone look in the sand timer! Although I have to say I'm not keen on this. We're removed from Christmas! Last year we were Actually There, this time we're just watching! O well maybe we'll still find a calender, who nkoes. It looks like we're back to Snatter and the Snowmans now. Well we know the Elfs are okay so maybe it's good, although I will miss Duddles. I hope he doesn't stay being a crosspatch about rudolph. Snowgran points to an igloo that hasn't been wrecked yet, and snowman with a party hat on is standing there. She goe, "You'll be wanting to get back to your frineds. But before you go, why don't you see what Snowman With A Party Hat has to show you. I think it will interest you greatly." Snatter goes  but anyway he's off up to the igloo by the looks of thingswe're off with him look, the whole landscape s rolling round like a little planet. It's amazing that this is made of snad. ok, snowman with a party hat say, "hello! Helloooed, Snowgran wanted me to show you what's in here. We've managed to keep it safe from the Antisnatter - not that he could break it anyway! Have a looK! Just there, in the special pedestal."  snatter look.  Funny sort of pedestal. "That is the Runcible Spune of Snowmansland," says Snowman with a Party Hat On him Head, "one of the sacred Runcible Spunes of Powar. There's loasd of them all over the place but Antisnatter has most of them and has put DEFEAT the Antisanterr! "hehe he's stupid tho, because Snatter is the only person who can defeat the monsters! If only we knew where the legendary hero Snatter was, we might stand a chance of being saved from this terrible f8 m8!" "Yeh I know," says Snatter, "maybe we'll find him one day!" Snowman goes, "Go on! Pull it out! See if you can." Snatter GRIP runcible spone, and PULL, and...  *Slide!* It slide out and Snatter now has the Runcible Spune. "Why is it called a Runcible Spune?" Snatter asks Snowman Who Has Atop Himme a Hatty, and he says "We don't know. I suppose it can be runced." "which is what" "dno" "ok." "o." "  " CompetitionChoose what dore we should go through! The winnar will be selected at random and gets to have the chocolate spune. Do you want to go through: 1) Dore 8 2) Dore 8 3) Dore 8 2) Dore 8 4) 8 Dore. or 5) WIGGLE HE, hehe not really we can't wiggle dore. Well we can, but it will just open and close, they're FOR that. dore won't even be bothered. m8.
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Dec 08, 2008 20:28
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Well it's a no brainer that my answer will be the time honoured WIGGLE HE ...but of course For the sake of things though I'll say 8 Dore.
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Dec 08, 2008 20:31
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I smell trickery. Take the second option 2.
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Dec 08, 2008 20:40
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It is ok! Whichever of the many dores with an 8 on is picked, we'll make sure to wiggle it a bit on the way in.
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Dec 08, 2008 20:40
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the 2nd option #2. Not the first option #2 tho, that door probably has a moose in.
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Dec 08, 2008 20:52
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The second option 2 all the way!
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Dec 08, 2008 20:59
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8 dore nummer 4. The foreth option. I think both them nummer twoses is to trick us!
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Dec 08, 2008 21:10
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I sae... Dore 8, option 3! It hasn't been picked yet, and every dore deserves a chance
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Dec 08, 2008 21:37
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Well I don't know about you chaps but I definitely think we should go through dore 8!
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Dec 08, 2008 22:32
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CrackSpider posted:I sae... Dore 8, option 3! Yes, I have a good feeling about dore 3!
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Dec 08, 2008 22:39
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dore 8 m8ys!
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Dec 08, 2008 22:42
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Can we go through a different dore instead, I'm scared. 
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Dec 08, 2008 23:39
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Course we can! Which one do you reckon? There's another one over here,
does that one look better? it's got an 8 on - wait, it's got a 9 on
now! they've all got 9s on! don't worry your choices are still valid
but i'm changing the 8s to 9s
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Dec 09, 2008 01:28
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Dore 8 with the 9 on it!
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Dec 09, 2008 01:34
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Option 8 dore nummer ⅜! Also whar chocklit?
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Dec 09, 2008 03:10
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dore opshun fore. cuz it rimes see?
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Dec 09, 2008 09:15
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Vergeh posted:Option 8 dore nummer ⅜! I've got it here, it's a lovely chocolate spune, but it's better than that, it's warm and got sort of melted chocolate in the spune bit at the end, but the spoon is made of chocolate that doesn't melt. so it's a spuneful of chocolate melty and the spone is chocolate not melty. a worthy prize!
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Dec 09, 2008 09:26
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how would you eet a choklit not melty? it wood get stuck in yor stommak an that wold not be good at all 
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Dec 09, 2008 09:51
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melts in your mouth not in your hand how else do you think bowy can dispense chocolate the way he does
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Buml0r posted:how else do you think bowy can dispense chocolate the way he does I didn't want to think about that 
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Dec 09, 2008 10:27
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quote:They dined on mince and slices of quince,
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Dec 09, 2008 10:46
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8 dore wich is now 9 dore pleese! c'mon c'mon lets go!
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Dec 09, 2008 12:37
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Buml0r posted:Okay well everything's definitely going a bit funny now. Buml0rm could you show us a picture of what this looks like? I am having trouble imagining...
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Dec 09, 2008 12:39
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Dore 9! uh..wait.. Dore 9. for sure that one.
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Dec 09, 2008 14:13
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9 Dore, pliss.
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Dec 09, 2008 14:29
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swiss_army_chainsaw posted:Buml0rm could you show us a picture of what this looks like? I am having trouble imagining... er? well i haven't got a camera on me but hang on  Bit like that. In a minute I'll pick a winning entry and we'll go through one.
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Dec 09, 2008 18:03
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9 dore poor favore!! poor favore is cloudcuckoolandish for please and thankyou verry much it's not half as beggarish as it sounds
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Dec 09, 2008 19:30
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That blue 9 dore is lookin at me funny. I think it's got Devvil Eyes. I vote for the red 9 dore, coz it looks trustworthish.
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Dec 09, 2008 19:52
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Red or Blue, Blue or Red. I usually kill the Blue guys, SO I CHOOSE RED!
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Dec 09, 2008 20:20
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Hmmm, I am not 100% convinced the dores are different. I think they are
the same dore. No matter which dore we open, we'll end up in the same
place - like in that famous movie with the dream sequence. I can't
really explain...it's just a feeling I have. That said, go with dore Red because it's Snatter's color!
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Dec 09, 2008 21:12
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Yar its late but nom choccy spune anyways. Also, I choose go up him tree in the middle! I bet there's a dore up thar!
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Dec 09, 2008 21:24
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swiss_army_chainsaw posted:That said, go with dore Red because it's Snatter's color! Blue dore because it is not Snatter's colour!
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Dec 09, 2008 21:38
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I would liek the dore 9 and if you can please wiggle he doornob that woudl be nice too.
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Dec 09, 2008 23:28
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dore 9 nummer 2 the secnd pleasey. i reckon it the best cause it dont look near so funny as tothers.
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Dec 09, 2008 23:41
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Well, it's time for Dore 9, and the 9th person to pick a Dore was "half
goon half god!" So he is the winnar! let's go through his choice of
dore: Dore 9. Whoooaaa dear. I'm not so sure about this now we're through. The shopping centre is getting more and more christmassy, but it's getting a bit funny as well. O well, up the stairs lads!  I'm not even sure we're in the shopping centre any more you noe. Everything's dores in weird places and I don't noe what's happening. Oh well, let's sit down in this corner here - that's right, you sit up there, and you sit round there, and you sit underwards that's right - and let's gather round the sinister sand timer and see what Snatter's up to. He looks really Resolute actually. The igloo where the Runcible Spoon was has materialised in the sand, and we can see them stood inside talking. Snowgran is in there, and she's telling Snatter things. "The Runcible Spoons go back to ancient times, when the titans stalked and the snow first talked, and the elfs were only buds, when the star first shone and the evil one da-dum-dee-dum-dee-da." "What's that last bit?" he sae "Dunno we haven't made up a last line to that yet," say Snowgran, "the evil one hadn't done anything yet so we didn't know what to put. But he has now! He's spoiled-up the village and he's about to do a smash-out on everything in the world if someone doesn't act quickly!" "But how??" says Snatter. "Only the spoons can defeat him! The runcible spunes must be runced, but they are scattered all over the land, and the Antisnatter's monsters and foul beeste's guard them! They must be brought together! Here is why: Once every christmas eve, the christmas star rises up over the elf school and its big christmas power goes BOOOO down. Well, ages ago, a big chunk of crazy christmas silver came out, a meteor of SOLID MOON CHRISTMAS SILVER. For some reason someone made it into spunes. And they act as a sort of magnet for christmas energy, so you could I DON'T KNOW but something happens, ANYWAY they can defeat Antisnatter somehow. But someone needs to gather them together! It's obvious Snatter's going to go on an adventure, look at his face! That's his adventuring face! He had it last year when he was going to wrap up the big evil present! AND SO! Snatter the CHosen One, Hero of Time and Christmas, sets out on his FIRST GREAT QUEST!  Now that he's wearing red he can go faster, so he quickly finds his way to the first destination... THE HAUNTED CHRISTMAS FOREST!  This is the forest just outside Elf Grotto, where the original Christmas Tree gave birth to a big Christmas Tree forest, but now they've turned evil! The trees are cursed using magic! It is a conifer-chanted forest!! SO Snattre has to battle his way through to reach the thingy in the distance that you can see on the hill, which is some sort of Forest Temple or something. Apparently there are spunes in there. But there are spiunes here too!! The trees have got them! But they're evil! What will Snattar dO?? O wait look! look round there, let me turn the sinister sand timer round... LOOK!  Who is this?? Who is this shady figure? Let's put our ears up and listen carefully. "This is Agent Green. I have infiltrated the Account as commanded and am currently situated in the distant past. I have a visual on Snatter, about to do a Monumental Thing for the first time that he ever did it, ever. This is a great honour sir, and I am all :O that you've let me be here. I can't believe I'm actually about to see this. Snatter has never done this particular thing before and goodness me, I'm about to see him do it for the first time! Blimey!! BLIIIMEEEEYYYYY!!!! oe blime." That's interesting! What can he be talking about? Look there he goes, he's sneaking off. Who can this mysterious secret agent be?? Who can this in-disguise secret anonymous person possibly be mateys??? WHO???  WHO IMME HIMME? Well, whoever he was he's sneaked off now to watch from somewhere else. But he say he's about to see Snatter do a monumental thing to make the trees not evil! What do you think it will be lads and felads??? this not a competition because he'll probbly do it in a minute but what do you think it will be??????
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Dec 09, 2008 23:45
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oooh noe! I've seen him before in other Accounts methinks. also... if everything is all topsy-turvey-like, then HOW DOES THE SNAD NOW WHERE TO GOE?!!
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Dec 09, 2008 23:50
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Oh no guys I mean m8s! I just realized: can the Agents change the past
if they're IN the Account? Have we unwittingly been drawn into...A WAR
ON CHRISTMAS?!?!
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Dec 10, 2008 00:05
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Or maybe they save it! Agent G looks trustworthy to me!
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Dec 10, 2008 00:11
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oooe Agent Green Him Stinks Stanks stunks
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Dec 10, 2008 00:20
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Buml0r posted:AND SO!
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