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Also, could we get a desktop-sized image of Snatter in the Evil Christmas Tree Forest? 
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Dec 10, 2008 01:28
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O, do you need to examine it to see if you can find any Secert Cluse?
that's very spiriting of you, what size is your table i will make it
taht size?Incoherence posted:Maybe Snatter, he should hold up the runcible spune over him head, and it spin around like magic and a fanfaire plays but noe one know how it playing, it jus happen that way? I think that is what happened but we didn't see it. I did thought I heard a fanfair.it was like an orchestra was playing a fanfare, and the fanfare went, "IT IS A THIIIIING". next time i hear it i will sing that and you should to. WEll lads, snatter has now done the Great Amazing Thing For The First TIme that made the trees stop trying to eat him! He truly is an amazing Snater. But I don't think you were looking so I'll have to tell you what it was. have a guess tho go on, what do you reckon he did to the trese?
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Dec 10, 2008 01:47
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Buml0r posted:have a guess tho go on, what do you reckon he did to the trese? Gave them presents! The presents were big coats, because it's cold in the snow.
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Dec 10, 2008 01:51
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Buml0r posted:what do you reckon he did to the trese? Snatter pose them a riddle! Him say to the trees 'how much wood could woodchuck chuck if woodchuck could chuck wood?' and while them think abut it Snatter sneak past because tree are pretty thick.
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Dec 10, 2008 01:55
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Buml0r posted:O, do you need to examine it to see if you can find any Secert Cluse? that's very spiriting of you, what size is your table i will make it taht size? Ummm, computer table sized?
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Dec 10, 2008 02:29
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Snatter WIGGLE them trees. He wiggle them good.
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Dec 10, 2008 04:16
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Snatter spooned the trees! Also, Snatter needs to fill up him hearts so he can shoot him spoon at the antisnatter later.
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Dec 10, 2008 06:05
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I looked all over them trees and I didnt see one spune, runcible or
otherwise! I hope whatever Snatter did was really good cos I think the
trees are a trick mhm.
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Dec 10, 2008 06:52
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 IT IS A THIIIIIING
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Dec 10, 2008 07:08
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Jadrie posted:
This is amazing. Thank you.
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Dec 10, 2008 07:35
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Jadrie posted:
OH MY this is well proper and no doubt about it! Beard and party hatted snoman and everythin!
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Dec 10, 2008 08:33
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Jadrie posted:
MOHH. I was doing a zz, having a little zuzz in bed (debenhams shop have got some beds and if they're not looking you can zuzz in them but you have to be sneaky), and my friend comix went MOHH OMLOMOHLMOHLOMUHUHUHO at that and woke me up.  swiss_army_chainsaw posted:Ummm, computer table sized? yes but there are different kinds. snatter makes some computer tables in his wood workshop (i wonder how he got his wood carving powers) but some are made by companies with different sized machines! mine's 1440x900 things big, what's yours Hyperriker posted:Gave them presents! The presents were big coats, because it's cold in the snow. THAT'S RIGHT! you got it straight away! except it wasn't coats. Snatter reached into his rucksack and rooted around, and he handed out little PRESENTS to the evil trees! they unwrap them and...  Nice fairies and stars and things for the top! They are delighted! The evil trees hold a coniference and decide that they won't be evil any more, horrua! Now the forest is a good christmas forest! horrua! Snatter's first victory against the forces of naughty!! the trees give him loads of Runcible Spoons that they had (in their branches or somewhere). They had loads! Great start! Snatter puts them in his bag and continue on in the Christmas Quest To Save Christmas From Antisnatter Doing Something!!
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Dec 10, 2008 10:14
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Oh please, please tell me that Snatter's war cry will be "SPUUUNNNE!"
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Dec 10, 2008 12:01
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Buml0r posted:yes but there are different kinds. snatter makes some computer tables in his wood workshop (i wonder how he got his wood carving powers) but some are made by companies with different sized machines! mine's 1440x900 things big, what's yours ooohhhhh. My magic screen says: 1280x800 Do you know what this means? Is it the optimum clue-finding number?
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Dec 10, 2008 12:16
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This
is Special Agent M8s' report of 10th December 2008. I would like to
retract my comments of the past few days, and state that while I am
still wary of Agent B's appearance, his composure is improving along
with his physical form, and I no longer bear any malice towards the
Agent. For the benefit of future generations of the Organisation, should such things be necessary, my mind was changed last night when I was invited to HQ to speak with the master of the Organisation himself.  He, along with Agent B, were able to explain to me the terrible hardships the Agent has been put through. I am aware of the Organisation's rigorous selection process for Agents, and that they must all have a personal stake in our mission. Having heard Agent B's story, I realise now that his motive is just as strong as that of the Green Man, or of the Master himself. I find myself humbled, without such a significant stake in the mission, and I apologise.  When I was shown Agent B's regeneration chamber and came to understand the painful process of re-stitching and re-growing veins and skin, and the agony of his constantly regenerating nerves, I came to understand far more profoundly the reason for Agent B's strange mannerisms and temper. I daren't even mention his original experience of exposure to the sheer vacuum of space and the effect this must have had not merely on his physical body but also on his emotional stability in the first place. From now on, whenever I can, I will help him to rehabilitate. I even found I was able to look upon him without flinching, when he removed his scarf and hat, and showed me the extent of his current condition.  The horror had gone, and now all I could think was "He looks better." The regeneration process is speeding up, I feel. He still has a way to go, but I am very pleased that he will perhaps soon be his old self again. I wish Agent B the best of luck.
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Dec 10, 2008 12:50
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He seems a jolly chap for not having any face skin. Of course, the lack of lips could play a part in that. MOH
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Dec 10, 2008 13:24
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swiss_army_chainsaw posted:ooohhhhh. My magic screen says: 1280x800 Maybe it is! you can report back if you find anything. Your first Christmas present of the year! probably!
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Dec 10, 2008 15:13
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Buml0r posted:Maybe it is! you can report back if you find anything. Your first Christmas present of the year! probably! Huzzah! This totally makes up for my recent trauma of seeing Agent B! (Actually, it's not my first Christmas present of the year - that was a George Foreman grill! Do they have those in the UK? You'd probably call them something all proper, like an All-Season Charring Apparatus.)
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Dec 10, 2008 15:18
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we have george formby ones
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Dec 10, 2008 15:27
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Buml0r posted:we have george formby ones But you can only use em when your cleaning windows. Wink Wink! Also I don't think I have ever seen anyone with that little skin but so much Christmas spirrit.
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Dec 10, 2008 18:25
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Buml0r, you're a friggin' nutjob and I love it.
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Dec 10, 2008 18:54
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Maybe Snatter can give Agent B some skin for Chistmas 
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Dec 10, 2008 21:52
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oe bulmer, I said I was scared, but now I'm really scared!! mohhh  I do not like Agent B.
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Dec 10, 2008 22:06
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Cor dear! We've been walking around in this shopping centre for a good
ten days now and still no sign of a calendar! But it isn't lost on me
that we keep getting chocolate just about every day, and now
everything's gone a bit Christmassy. And WHO was that man who ate the
tree root coming out of the escalator? I can't help thinking that was
the start of all these Christmas trees that are popping up everywhere.
And WHO was the eerie man in the Accounts Office? i suppose the only thing to do is to sit here in a grump and watch today's story. But seriously, if we don't get somewhere in the next couple of days I'm going to go a bit barmy. well come on, stop standing on that big flat slab of rock with a brass ring on it as if you can pull it up like a trap door and come and watch the Account with me. Here we go, the sands are swirling. Oh yeah! Yesterday Snatter tamed the evil Christmas tree forest! Today he's making his way into the Forest Temple! It's like a great big wooden tree built out of wood. Wooo, look at how smooth all the wood is. It's expertly carved and sanded. weee you can slide your hand right along it like creamy slippywood. wuuuuu. Snatter goe inside. It am dark and creepy in here. It sounds like rattly things going rattle-a-rattle and synthesisers going oooo-eee and a sort of voice / pan pipe thing going "uu-heh! uu-heh! uu-hur! uu-hur!" i don't like it it's creepy. At least it doesn't have any offensive chanting in. Snatter's trying to find whoever's in charge of the forest temple so he picks up a torch from off the wall on the way in and goes in with it, and ooe! Look! Everything's all carved out of wood even on the inside! Everything! It's all amazing little figures and furniture and platformey bits and blocks to slide around, and all sorts of things! Lots of paintings of ghosts. And in the middle of it, high up on a platform surrounded by ladders (bnot just to get to the platform, seriously they're all over the place) is - hulloe! a lady! hulloe!  hulloe! "Helloe!" she say. "I'm the owner of this place, Rose Suchak of Suchak Safety." this is familiar. this is familiar what's this... oe!  I remember her! It's Rose from Elf School! She was in the Snatavity play years ago being an angel, but boy called Beazie wanted to be it and he went completely special and started knocking the set over! Well now Rose is grown up, and according to This, this being the magic Knowledge the Account's giving me, according to This, she's now the head of the whole company her parents used to own, except that she is good at being in charge of it in her own right! She is the best person in the world ever at making ladders. A Rose Suchak ladder is the bestest and safest ladder you'll ever see and most of Lapland is brand loyal to the Suchak company. Well she learned how to make ladders first, but now She's the world's greatest carver of wooden things generaally! What a skill to have. That's why her base is all wood-looking. "O man from afar, o stranger in the snattey clothes," she say and Snatter goes "Er, it's me, Chris." "What? Er," say Rose. "From school." "...What, Chris Kringle?" "Ye!" "BLIIIMMEEEEEEEEY," she goe! She hasn't seen him since ages! "WHere did you went off to?? We all thoguht you'd jumped off a cliff or something! We were all getting excited about graduating, but then you disappeared and we hoped you'd come back but you never did! They've still got your gnomey diplomey for if you ever came back!" "I'm after the Runcible Spunes," says Snattre unto her. "Apparently I can fight Antisnatter with them somehow." "Spunes you shall have" say Rose, "but first you will need something else to fight him! A NOBBLE SWORD!" <--- she mean nobble as in knights and stuff not nobbly bobbly. And so Rose set about teaching Snatter how to have incredible woodcraft skills like her! He learn and learn! It's a bit of a montage bit! And now he is delicately carving a SWORD  He carve it... and it ready! it is a very nobble sword at all! Rose's skills at carving and teaching are so great that Snatter is now a hyper master of carving! He has been able to make a sword out of wood that is not only sharper and stronger than a sword made of proper sword thing, but is just as shiny as well! He has made it with special cuts and blows and shapes unknown by normal ppl! It has little bells in the pommle and when he slains things with it, the blade goes jingle-whack! "I name this sword," say Rose, "'Joyeaux'" Snatter see that even though it's made of wood, he's made it so well that it actually changes colour a bit as he tilts it around against the light! So Snatter has a special Christmas Sword!!  Wow! Pow! Snatterfantastic! Rose say, "You can also take with you loads of runcible spones I've got. Once Runced, they will help you defeat Antisnatter!" "What does runced mean!" "Don't noe!" "oe!" (he should've said ho ho ho there it would have rimed. I will.) "HOE HOE HOU!!" (that was me) And Snatter give Rose a present in return. What is it going to be! She's opening it... I wonder what it will be! SHe's the only girl from Elf School in Snatter's year, so he won't noe what to give a girl for christmas surely! I mean I don't! What do you give a girl?? Oe, it's bath stuff. You noe, smelly balls and stuff for making the bath slimey and smelly. Yeah, that's a good idea for girls. hehe. girls. they're wrong-ups in the mind. Well! That was nice, but now we should be moving on. What's that brass ring attached to a big stone slab you're fiddling about with anyway, leave it aloen. yes that one, the one that's the 0 of a big 10. what are you fiddulling with that for.
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Dec 10, 2008 23:00
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Buml0r posted:
IT A DORE OEPN THE DORE (oh god didn't we wiggle he Beezles into space I can't remembe was it he?)
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Dec 10, 2008 23:13
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Buml0r posted: We have given her the gift of being able to travel with Snatter on his adventures!
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Dec 10, 2008 23:14
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A DORE a DORE a FEMALE DEER! There better be chocolate inside. Or Adventure!
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Dec 10, 2008 23:19
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I want that wooden bear made of wood! but i guess ther would be splinters. oe m8s i am right starved of chocolate today mind.
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Dec 11, 2008 00:30
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Robotic T-Rex posted:IT A DORE Heev! heeev! Hee-there we go it's open. Oo look, stares. Leading down into dunno! Let's go down. Ooom, all the stairs are chocolate! Whoevber's last, heev them up and hand them out. It looks like the really good sort of chocolate that's really thick and when you bite it it goes clock. quote:(oh god didn't we wiggle he Beezles into space I can't remembe was it he?) no, we mulled it over as an option but in the end we decided we were going to wiggle he. but then we didn't because the floating head of actor Richard Burton took him to his office and found out why he was being mean. I dunno what happened to him properly in the end. one minute he was having an episode at the snatavity, and then i can't remember, and he ended up just sort of disappearing. It's ok tho, we have already learned that he came back to school before long and was ok. remember, when Snatter was first telling the Snowmen his story about how he turned grownup. perhaps if we EVER FIND a calender this year, we might be able to visit elf school and see what he's up to. Onwards lads! Down the steps!
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Dec 11, 2008 01:33
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Buml0r posted:"I name this sword," say Rose, "'Joyeaux'" How do you say this word I am confused. Joy-ooo? In the meantime I will have a nibble of the stairs. Just a little though, don't want it to collapse while we're all going down them! nom nom
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Dec 11, 2008 01:41
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CrackSpider posted:How do you say this word I am confused. Joy-ooo? I think it is pronounced all soft and pretentious, like "jeeeh-owwh"
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Dec 11, 2008 03:37
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CrackSpider posted:How do you say this word I am confused. Joy-ooo? I think you says it him way. *thumpthumpthumpbumpthumpbomp* Oe! Stares made of chocklit am structurally unsound. I ams all sticky with choccy now. I hopes its choccy.
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Dec 11, 2008 03:41
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Buml0r I dont wanna go down im stares I can heared a cakcle laugh down
there and I dont think it bcos of chocolite. U go m8 I'll watch gard
from up heer.
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Dec 11, 2008 06:34
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These threads are always brilliant. I love 'em. Pictures in the first post aren't loading anymore, though. Can you check and see if your hosting has gone tits up? Edit: Never mind, they're loading properly again. Ta.
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Dec 11, 2008 06:49
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Oww, which one of you chocoholololics ate the 39th step? I nearly fell all the weigh to the bottom.
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Dec 11, 2008 07:58
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It doesn't exactly seem plite to be walking on chocolate people might be eating m8s
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Dec 11, 2008 09:32
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but how do we then get down the stairs? BARREL ROLL M8S!!!
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Dec 11, 2008 09:38
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Hyperriker posted:but how do we then get down the stairs? when I was a wee one I slid down on my tummy in footie jammies
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Dec 11, 2008 09:40
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on your tummy???? I can't even believe you managed that. I used to
slide on bum all the time, but sliding on tummy was like plugning to
death! I remember standing at the top of the stairs, edging my way over
the top, but whenever it turned out my face was going to be lower than
the rest of me and zooming down to the floor I stoped every time! I
also tried walking down like the cat, and was too scared to do it for
the same reason.CrackSpider posted:How do you say this word I am confused. Joy-ooo? I think it might be "joy ooze", but i don't like the sound of that at all so say it however you like Buml0r fucked around with this message at Dec 11, 2008 around 10:00 |
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Dec 11, 2008 09:48
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on your tummy you go feet first. I went up the stairs like a cat until I was almost big. 
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