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I tried tummy slidin once. Smacked my chin right hard on a stair. Only slid on me bum after that.Buml0r posted:yes but there are different kinds. snatter makes some computer tables in his wood workshop (i wonder how he got his wood carving powers) but some are made by companies with different sized machines! mine's 1440x900 things big, what's yours Oe, mine's that many things big too, m8. Got one in that size? Angry Guacamole fucked around with this message at Dec 11, 2008 around 11:10 |
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Dec 11, 2008 11:05
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Bum sliding is the only way to slide m8s!
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Dec 11, 2008 11:08
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Gah, we are all covered in choclit now, m8s! So sticky! So delicious!
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swiss_army_chainsaw posted:Gah, we are all covered in choclit now, m8s! So sticky! So delicious! Not me I walked. Plus I think I stepped in some poo in the forest Enjoy yor poo! 
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urrrrrrrr Robo T-rex all dirty dont stand next to him m8s him stink i swear to god it horrid. anywho if robos done getting poo all on the choclit how far do these here stairs go down its a bit of a way.
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Helloed! Hel-LOAD "" R Tape Loading Error, 0:1 you're right, we've been going down these stairs for ages, let's stop and watch an Account. O dear it isn't doing it yet, the sand isn't through. I'm going to give it a shake and see if I - - can get - - the sand to - - go - - through more - - quickly, nnhh - - no, even banging it doesn't work. WHAT IF WE BANG IT REALLY HARD HEHE. ok i'm standing on it, now i'm going to JUMP UP AND DOWN ON IT. NH! NHH!! NH! o it's working! hehe but it looks a bit silly
the sand's making the shapes a bit wrong, someone give it a whack. i'll
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idiot.NH! ok there we go! the images have Reoslved into ... elf school again! It looks like Snatter's gone off on his quest now and the story's going back to Elf School. We can see the outside of the school, and the snow cows that they keep outside grazing on snow, that's where the chocolate Elfs are getting the milk from for their chocklates. And inside the castle there is a science lab, and a tall boy is quietly working on a magic potion. he's looking a bit secret and glancing around to make sure nobody's watching. the funny thing about him is, he's a young man but he's a baldy man!  Who'm he? He's a big baldy - well, he's not but he's half-bald anyway. he's got a bit of hair at the sides and HEHEHE he's tried to comb it down over one eye like a great big ponce MOH. He's secretly working on his potion and writing his notes down in a secret-looking diary. hehee, diary of the half-bald ponce No I knoe who it is thoue if he's got no hair! It must be Beazie! Silly old baldy Beazie Toiz! rember?  Beazie was a boy at Elf School who was so bad at beard growing lessons that he sucked a load of hair into his head and was really cross after that, muho. Well according to my special Knowledge from the Account, some sort of terrible thing happened to him which is why he went disappeared for a while. Apparently he was holding onto something when something weird happened or something, long and the short of it is that he got catapulted into the Mists of Time, and ended up enduring life in a world without time or space or physics at all until one day he plopped back into the real world and went back to school! Him never been the same since, and just spends all day mixing secret potions. What you up to Beazie I hope you're not being naughty. oe hey look, and meanwhile, in Snatter's special adventure, Snatter has battled through the Cracker Dungeon, where you pull crackers in certain orders to open doors and stuff. and now he's fighting... CRACKER TITAN  Snatter defeats him by giving him a present again! THAT'S the snatter's way! What do you think it is?  NOMPETITION:What did Snatter give the cracker bloke to cheer him up? mspaints welcome. Prize is you get to nom the most chocolate tomorrow when we find out the answer well lads and shelads (are there any shelads? have a look if anyone's eating the most chocolate without even winning a nompetition, that'll probly be a girl), onward down the chocostairs for us! Look, the bannisters are chocolate too, that's bvetter than eating chocolate all your bumm's and feett' have been on. Nom Hyperriker posted:
yes, but she declined! I heard her saying to Snatter that she was going to elf school to help tehm prepare for the war. I expect she made loads of it with her incredible wood skills. We'll see her again thoe! Buml0r fucked around with this message at Dec 11, 2008 around 17:57 |
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(at work can't MSPaint but would) Snatter removes wooden train engine from pack and presents it! Presents to Cracker Monster and Monster NOMS it good but it tickle he alllllll the way down it belly and makes him friend for snatter. All Monsters are sometimes not bad because they like a laughing.
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I'm a shelad! ...wait. Snatter gives the cracker titan a hug! 
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Dec 11, 2008 18:17
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All the Cracker Titian ever wanted was him own paper hat; he is full of hats but cannot reach them himself!
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Kula Bocca posted:All the Cracker Titian ever wanted was him own paper hat; he is full of hats but cannot reach them himself! No no, he just wanted someone to listen to his silly jokes without saying "oe that is dumb." Chinese plastic whistles must flooooooooooooooooooooooooooooee!
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Dec 11, 2008 18:47
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it's a thingy it's a thingy it's a thingy IT'S A THINGY IT'S A THINGY IT'S A THINGY.... IT IS A THIIING! Snatta got him a nice scarf! it get cold diggin' in snow like dat.
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Dec 11, 2008 19:25
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Him get a big sled, look at all the hills for slidin'. Him could slide down them hills on a big ol' sled!
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Dec 11, 2008 20:16
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A box of crackers. The cracker titan just wants its childrens back.
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Dec 11, 2008 22:03
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roomforthetuna posted:A box of crackers. The cracker titan just wants its childrens back. D'awwwww now I wanna draw this too
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Snatter got himme a candie! (Oh I am so glad I found this thread it's fablous! I want some choklit nommin' next time.)
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Buml0r posted:well lads and shelads (are there any shelads? have a look if anyone's eating the most chocolate without even winning a nompetition, that'll probly be a girl)  >I'll have you know I did not eat ONE BIT of those dumb choccy stares, and the only choccy I ate was that very sad one, and only cause no one else wanted it! Also, m8s, I think Snatter got the Titan the gift every red-blooded m8 is wishing for this Christmas...  True love. 
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kazz posted:
No way girls are all soft in the head m8  I'm seconding the paper hat and plastic whistle.
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He gived himme some cheese. Cheese... for the cracker. Is Beazie color blind now or something? Poor guy must've had a rough few years, can't even dress himself properly anymore 
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CrackSpider posted:He gived himme some cheese.
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Snatter should give Beazie a whig for chrimmas. pore ol' Beazie.
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Buml0r posted:
BOHH! Him rubbish at everything!
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mohh omlo, these are some gr8 suggestions. you haven't got it yet tho, keep trying! answer tomorrow.Angry Guacamole posted:I tried tummy slidin once. Smacked my chin right hard on a stair. Only slid on me bum after that. RichLather and MrsLather had tummy and bum sliding on christmas eve last year, hehe. hope they don't this year quote:Oe, mine's that many things big too, m8. Got one in that size? yes, click CrackSpider posted:He gived himme some cheese. mohhhhh quote:Is Beazie color blind now or something? Poor guy must've had a rough few years, can't even dress himself properly anymore I noe, hehe, he looks like a game loading up. he is an elf tho and they have to be colourful. I'm more worried about the eye makeup. I think he's going out of his way to look all mopey, and that's... well it's sort of... it's a bit annoying isn't it. but who am i kdiding i'll never look so stylish! o.. the Account sand timer thing did a splutter. i hoep it's ok. if not i'll bang it some more that should sort it edit - Someone's dad just handed me this bit of paper,  He's tried to given cracker a big box of crackers to keep him company! But got it wrong! so it looks like people nearby have overheard the competition and want to join in! if your mums and dads haave any suggestions they're more than welcome. In fact that'd be really funny, see if you can make them try and draw things hehe Buml0r fucked around with this message at Dec 12, 2008 around 01:55 |
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 Now he's Fabulous!
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http://www.swfupload.com/view/126904.htm Oe! look in the box again, there was another present, Cracker!
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Sweet Jesus I've been listening to The Ballad of Mecha Snatter on loop and my holiday pissiness is all happy smiles.
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I think it will be a nice big bell witch the titan cracker can where as a tung pearcing. No time for mspaint which is probably a good thing with my skills :/
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Hmmm, let's see: Snatter tamed the trees by giving them happy angel toppers. But what could a Christmas cracker want?
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Dunno. We will find out later when the sand runs through th - - O NO I forgot to turn the sand timer thing over m80s! O no! Now we might have to wait for ages for the next Account, two days! GAHH stupid sand timer i will KICK IT KICK! ...o dear the sand timer's going a bit funny now like before! The empty one at the top is going All fuzzy and making strange shapes in swirly purple clouds! But oh no, I'm really worried I might have broken it, because it shouldn't even be ready to go yet because all the sand is still all in the bottom (hehe bottom)! don't bresak, don't break, what's happening? Strange, an image does seem to be resolving. But what image could a sand timer Account show us when it hasn't been turned over! What could it show us? Not the next part of the story surely because it hasn't loaded yet, it's all in the sand! There's no sand in the top bit! There's only not sand in there (air)!! What story could not-sand tell us?? Surely not some sort of not-account, some sort of warped, inverted nega-story?? or... or maybe a story... about....  THE ANTISNATTER! That terible fiend the Antisnatter! His identity is unknown, but he's really horrible! He im am massive great huge terrabumhead!! he's a petabumhead!! What a clump fudge! why if i ever saw him i'd render such scroggage to his nally-twacks you'd never hear the end of it! Look at him now though, with his stupid hair and his stupid chin, he looks like the most wifty of villains. I bet he sways about and twirls his little hat and goes "heh" and acts like he's all superior! I HATE people like that!!! So here's the stupid horrid Antisnatter and as the room resolves around him we can see that this guy is such a scampi-pamphlet that he's actually built himself a Snowman torture chamber!!! Look at that guy's head suspended over a fire, euuhh you can see his spine dangling down and everything oh criminy!! I bet this is where some of those SNowmen have been disappearing to you know. I don't think they did all melt because of the curse! I bet! "Hah hah haarrrrrr," goes Antisnatter, "harrrrrr." "dear oh dearr," goes me, "oohh dearrrr!" "Har," he goe, "hurrrr." oh noe he's got a voice that's all smooth and slithery, i knew it! "hrrrr. Soon all of Christmas will be under my spell, hrrrrr. Hr. Yes! YEs! My plan is all going off! Hah-herrrr! Yes. The only thing that can defeat me is the Runcible Spunes, but they are scattered to the winds and guarded by my unbeatable monsters! Harr! No weapon can kill them! Nobody stands any chance at all of getting past them herrrrrherherrrr! "RIght, now I'd like a cup of tea. Where's the boy who makes my tea. BOY WHO MAKES TEA!" and in comes a boy in a t-shirt. "Yes your majesty?" he go.  "Is he dead? I demand answers!" "Yes sir," say the nervous little boy, "as a doornail sir!" "Good, herrrr, hmmm. And the Operation, is that running smoothly?" "Yes your majesty, there'll be a new shipment arriving soon and our supplies are already plentiful. They'll never guess, sir." "Gooooood. Heeee. Hm. hur That means my wicked plan is definitely going to work now! Harr! After all this experimentation with Snowmen, I can finally move onto the phinal fase!!!! arrr har! har! har! Christmas Past, Christmas Present, Christmas Future, all of you are doomed! har! And the spirit of CHristmas will fade from the world and it will be under my thrall! Harrrrrrrrr! Horr!" And he storm off to do something horrible to snowmen! What a bumface!  "Oh dear," say the T-Shirt boy, "here we go again! Every Christmas he gets all grumpy and ranty like this! We're all in big trouble!" He shruggily goes over to a tortured snowman, who is just a legs and bum and tummy. The rest of him's been tortured off! T-Shirt look around and try to make sure Antisnatter can't here, then gets some coal and puts it on the snow-tummy, and draws a mouth on, and now it's got a face back! T-Shirt goe, "I think it's nearly time for that idea of ours..." And it fade to nasty purple gas again! O dear, this is creepy. I'm turning it upside down really hard now in case that means the sand will get through faster. Oe dear but it's swirling down in weird patterns, I'm not keen. I think one of you might've broken it somehow well, let's soldier on. look at these trees with jewl's on instead of fruit, that's interesting. i bet we shouldn't pick it tho, leave it for now. m80s, i've got a terrible sense of 4boding.
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Buml0r posted:Wow, Peter Schwartz grew up all cool-villain like! Buml0r, you're got a lot of irons in the fire now. I can't wait to see how you're going to bring it all together.
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Buml0r posted:He im am massive great huge terrabumhead!! he's a petabumhead!! That is a MASSIVE Bumhead! Could he even by a zettabumhead!?!?
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Well, steady on, I mean, let's not go doolalley here. The lawyers might be listening.
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Buml0r posted:T-shirt? T-shirt? YESSSSSSSS (no T-bag tho good because she is a horrible)
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Oh no, not the Antisnatter!
A man so evil he doesn't even have a mouth in the first picture! Those
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Wel. The sand is still going through at normal spede. I suppose we'll
have to wait until tomorrow to really see what happen next to Snatter.
At least we got to see what the Antisnatter's up to today. Here is what Snatter gave the cracker monster:  It is a special hat, so that nobody can pull its little crackery bit and pop him! That's the only reason he's cross and scary, because he's scared of people popping him! Now they can't! Thank-you, Snattar! Well, nobody quite got it, but Kula Bocca got close with saying he wanted paper hats! So Kula gets um, well, we haven't got any chocolate today because the Account isn't ready yet, but next time we have some chocolate then - o! Hang on, wait! the sand is whirling up even though it's not in the right bit yet! It's whirling on both sides! O dear does this mean Antisnatter's plan is somehow working already and his story is inextricably entwined with Snatter and his friend'se's? hope it's not just that you lot have bashed up the funny man's sand timer tho. O, we're going back to Elf School today by the looks of it. And... why! Here's someone we haven't seen this year! It is the Head of Elf School!  The Head of Elf School is the Head of the actor Richard Burton. The Elf School has been rebuilt into a grotto this year, and Richard Burton himself has also had an upgrade. A special effects company called image metrics has upgraded him and now he is: 1) More realistic 2) A HOLOGRAM, yeahhh that's pretty cool 3) Fully articulate and animated with realistic facial movements. look at him go!  there he goe. Well he's tasked with the task of trying to work out how to train some sort of elf army to fight against the hordes of the Antisnatter, assuming there are some. I mean how is the Antisnatter actually going to attack? We know he's doing something with snowmen but snowmen wouldn't make very good soldiers would they? I mean they're made of snoe. So I'm not sure what he's doing. So to not take any chances, the actor Richard Burton wants to somehow make the Elf's ready for a FIGHT. So they're building all siege weapons and stuff in the workshop day and night (and putting up decorations in their spare time but there isn't much of that), and so there we go. So he's whooshing around trying to work out what to do! And on the way he wooshes and bumps into a locked doore! Hehehho. I bet it's the door Dooley couldn't open, but i dunno. You wouldn't expect a dore in Elf School to be locked to the HEad of Elf School but maybe it's one of the new ones and they made it wrong never mind. So. Him decide to ask the teachers if they have any ideas how to make Elfs ready to defend themselves in a Christmas War. So first he goe to the loudest teacher because he likes to say things. He is the Beard Growing Master, Mister Blessed. (They are an old-fashioned school at Elf School, so they still call a teacher a master*) * evil moves fast but good moves faster than LIGHT! "Hullo Mr Blessed," goes the head of the actor Richard Burton. "HELLOE" says mister BLessed in his bigfat voice. We all like him. "Hullo - do you know how I could make it so that the Elfs are okay if the Antisnatter attacks the school? They're not very strong you see they're only elfs."  "Hmmm, oh I don't know dear chap!" he say sadly. What a shame! So Richard Burton wants to try other teachers. He does and they all don't know. But someone goes "maybe PE is the way forward? After all a sporty Elf is best best equipped to run, to fight, to carry heavy things and do everything you need to do in a war. Maybe PE is the way forward." He's got a point there, so richard burton's head goes off to find the PE man. Meanwhile, it's time to pick this year's children. Here is an interesting Christmas Fact, we like those when we're on our advent-ures don't we. Did you know that new Elfs are only born during Advent, because the time when they're needed most is during Advent, and an Elf is ready to Elf properly when it is one year old! So they spend the rest of their first year at Elf School learning to Elf. Mind you they spend hundreds of years at Elf School anyway, but that first year of Elf School means they can do basic Elfery at age one, which they do during next year's Advent to get ready for Christmas Day. So, the Elf's go each year and pick the new crop of children. Here they are!  That's right yes, they are just little sprouties! And these grow outside the grounds of Elf School, near where they keep cows and things but not very near because the cows would eat them, but enough that the cows can fertilise them. The cows get into fertilising position and fire over the hedge you see. now! So there's a bit of soil on a hill and these little sproutys are poking up through. It's the one place where an Elf can hatch from a sprouty out in a sprouty-patch, without no mum or daddy near at hand. And some people have heard that these new Children are born in Advent and they've turned up to watch, which I think is a bit odd, not sure what they're doing.  There's some of them, I wonder what they're interested in this for. So anyway, who wants to pick an Advent child? Just say which one you'd like to pick. Oe but, don't pick the one that's flowered. According to this, flower ones are more delicate and you can really easily kill it, and then it will be dead forever. Yes, even in our hearts and minds. So we'll be careful there. But pick another one and we can pick it once you've picked it. O and here's a chocolate of a great fat nerd. So Kula Bocca can have most of that then because he nearly guessed right. He can have all the fat bits, hehe. We'll have the bits that aren't fat, hehe, it'll be slim pickings. slim, dys?
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Robotic T-Rex posted:T-shirt? I forget who T-Shirt's friend was though. The girl who was not T- at all.
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Dec 13, 2008 02:51
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The green one looks like it needs the most love. I pick green.
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Dec 13, 2008 03:38
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I think the purple one looks like it has potential.
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Dec 13, 2008 05:11
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Pick the pretty flower! 
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