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I pick purples too ples.
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Dec 13, 2008 05:32
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I think the green one needs some love it's all droopy. Somebody's gotta root for the underdog!  EDIT: Saint Freak posted:The green one looks like it needs the most love. I pick green. oe well my vote still stands
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Dec 13, 2008 05:40
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I sae the pretty BLOO one. it os sp pretty. prettier than the smelly flower.
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Dec 13, 2008 08:25
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CrackSpider posted:I think the green one needs some love it's all droopy. Somebody's gotta root for the underdog! Nother for em!
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Dec 13, 2008 08:28
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Purple, eat the gune with the rockit luincher tjhen go west. Oe wait that is not what we are doign here! Puprle anewae
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Dec 13, 2008 10:00
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so that's three votes for green and three for purple. ok, Saint Freak, Crack Spider and Grok hold the green one - but the shoot not the leaf! And pull!  It's a girl! ok, and Grey Mage, Stew Man Chew and Robotic T-Rex hold the purple one.  it's a boy! lovely! ok there's three left, and i think the flower is probbly ready now. we've got a vote for flower, one for blue, but the votes shall have it! Which advent child shall we pick next?
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Dec 13, 2008 10:23
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If the flower one is ready and we won't kill it, I say that one!
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Dec 13, 2008 11:40
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Pick the blue one next!
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Dec 13, 2008 12:47
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Malleus Maleficarum posted:If the flower one is ready and we won't kill it, I say that one! Ya, if its ready lets pick it! but only if its ok now
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Ok, time to uproot some more advent children. Wandering Knitter, Malleus and Kiss Kiss, take hold of the flower one, but be careful ok? Ok, carefully, give it a tug, we don't want to kill it... Euhhh! Crikey look at that thing, okay I take it back, be as rough as you like. And Comix Bitch and Las Vegan if you could grip the one with the blue leaf and give it a bit of a pull... ...this one's tricky to get out, i think it has pointy bits that are sticking in the soil... there we goe!  Er... I think it's a boy... it says it's one but i don't know what is meant to make it a boy to look at it. it's got flowy white conditioned hair and a chin as pointy as a pencil. HEHE he looks a bit like Antisnatter. He's a very stupid-looking rubbish villain too. i could sneeze this guy over tho look at him. he's a wifty-thin wisp. BUT LOOK AT ALL THE GIRLS he's got surrounding him! well, probbly best not to look, but you can feel the ground shaking as they approach muhu. so who wants to pick the yellow one!
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Dec 13, 2008 13:26
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Buml0r posted:
I wanna give it a yank, or two. You know, whatever it takes.
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Dec 13, 2008 13:35
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yeahiamghos posted:I wanna give it a yank, or two. You know, whatever it takes. Not to hard man. Last thing we want is a little tiny head but no body!
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Dec 13, 2008 13:40
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Flower there..is that a..flute she has? Or a whomping stick?
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Dec 13, 2008 14:38
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Thnx for the choclat, anyone who likes can have a nibble from around the edge!
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Dec 13, 2008 16:00
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Come on then yeahiamghos, give it a go with me heev  Hurray! Another stupid girly-man with stupid, stupid hair, stupid. Well! onward we go! to find calendar in this crazy underground cavern!
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Dec 13, 2008 16:32
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Buml0r posted:mohh him hair is stupid!!!!!!!! iffen they are made of choklitt can we pick the lamest one and eat it?
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Dec 13, 2008 17:08
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I'll byte the bloo ones head off eefen if he's not chcoklit.
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Dec 13, 2008 17:37
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Chuuurls posted:mohh him hair is stupid!!!!!!!! they're not, they're elfs, but you still can. i won't stop you.
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Dec 13, 2008 17:38
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Nooo, don't eat the elfs! If you do, Snatter won't have any help for
the holidays! Although I think the blond one is just going to be a mess
of emo; no one will really notice if we kinda just ... leave him
behind.
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Dec 13, 2008 17:51
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I vote that we give the Yellow and the Blue one to the first nice man we meet. I mean...yeesh.
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Dec 13, 2008 18:03
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:Flower there..is that a..flute she has? Or a whomping stick? You may want to ask her quick cos flowers don't tend to last long 'round these parts
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Dec 13, 2008 18:31
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This
is Special Agent M8s. I have been tracking the subject for the past few
days as silently as I can. There is no remaining doubt: the world
around us is being completely overtaken by Manifestive activity. The
physical world appears either to have broken down entirely, or, as I
suspect, persists in a separate plane of reality. We have left the
world far behind us, and descended into goodness knows what limbo
dimension somewhere between the material world... and Christmas itself.
Either way, I feel certain that it is beyond the capacity of the Future
Spirit to manage. He should return to base, and be allowed to rest. The party are currently following a strange and otherworldly track through this madness, deep into realms that have until now been impenetrable to our Agents. Even the Green Man's descent into time, to take advantage of his natural camoflage and observe Snatter from the trees in the far and misty past, can be as nothing to this experience. I have in Christmas Past watched time break down around me, but now I know what it is like to be without space, without movement or direction in the classic sense, to slide and slip between points, never touching the ground and never leaving any point of it, but progressing ever deeper into the madness. The way - and even that word has lost its meaning here - led the target, his party and, at a covert distance, myself through a maze of stairs and doors, then down through what imagined itself to be the ground and into a dark chamber. From there, through a wonderful garden laced with jewels, then to caverns filled with gold and other treasures. They continue on their way through this area, towards an apparent doorway to whatever passes as the outside. White light spills inwards from it and doesn't seem to concern them at all. I feel their journey is about to reach some kind of conclusion through that door, which they ought to reach tomorrow. I will follow as far as I can, and I even suspect that my own curiosity might urge me on even at the end of my ability. I will attempt to keep making my reports, though how they will ever reach you, I can't yet imagine.
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Dec 13, 2008 19:23
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Look over there! A doorway to out. That's where we should go! Out! But first today's Account is starting up so let's gather round and see what special Christmas stories we can see today! O yes, I remember! The Head of actor Sir Richard Burton is trying to find out who can help him make Elfs into an army of Elfs. He has consulted the Beard master, and the Beard Painting master, and the Chimney Master and the Elvish Master, and the Flying Master (Dooper, remember him? he's ace) and nearly everybody. But what he really needs is to talk to the games teacher. They are an old fashioned school so as well as calling teachers masters, they call PE "games". Richard Burton go to consult... The Games Master.  "Hullo Games Master," say Richard Burton. "Hello, and how can I help you?" Games Master and RIchard Burton are both flying heads, but just because they're both flying heads they don't hang around together at school very much. That would be too obvious. "Gamesmaster," say richard burton, "can you please tell me how I can make Elfs into strong soldiers, so we can defend against the Antisnatter when he attacks this Christmas?" "Do not test my patience," says Gamesmaster. "As you should be well aware, none can defeat the Antisnatter but the Chosen One himself, Snatter. There would be little point in training up your men, as they would stand no chance against our foe." "But that would leave them entirely defenseless!!" say Burton! "They are entirely defenseless!!" say Gamesmaster! "Then there is no hope?" "Ah," say Gamesmaster. "Hope, hope may be your best course. Train their hope, not their muscle. Instill in them the faith that Snatter will return to us. We are all sadly aware that without Snatter among us, the spirit of Christmas is keenly felt during December, but fades to nothing almost the very moment Christmas is over and normal life continues. If the Antisnatter has his way, even this brief festivity will be stolen from us! Give the Elfs hope, and if they die, then at least they will die with seasonal cheer in their hearts." "But that's NO GOOD!" Richard Burton is being shouty! :O "It is the best we can do," warns Gamesmaster. "If you must, then train up the abilities they already have, build upon their individual personal strengths, but to train an army would be folly!" "And that is the best consoletation you can give??" bellow Richard Burton! "YES!" Gamesmaster booms! They are cross with each other! They're so cross, they wiggle they!!  Wiggle!  Waggle! And with this enwiggling and bewaggling, Richard Burton realises that the Gamesmaster will say no more to him! So he must consult... The Wizard of Christmas. off he goe he gone. That was good! Now here is some Christmas Know. (and what could we wish for more perfect for christmas than christmas know?) Those people who came yesterday to look at the advent children. they are called: nerds. Here are a couple more of them for your perusal, these ones have just turned up now.  (they're not funny sized and limbed, they're just two different pictures of nerds.) Nerds are a good thing because they're clever and can help us if we're being stupid. But some nerds are dangerous! These nerds are that sort. They are called Cranium Nerds. Here's how they work. One cranium nerd on his own is an impotent force. He complains and tries to get everyone to change their mind about things, but they don't. One Cranium Nerd, no matter the strength and ferocity of his angry opinion, has no affect on the world whatsoever. But, put him near other Cranium Nerds, and their minds begin to synch and their opinions to merge, and before long they start to assimilate any other nerds around them, who then all share their grumpy and arbitrary opinions! It's a force to be reckoned with! As an example, this is the reason why the world's nerds hate the Super Mario Brothers movie, even though it was gr8 m8, and had a funny crosspatch mario in it. What fun we had watching all those classic madcap moments from the Super Mario Bros. film! Such as the bit where Mario meets a big gloopy glob of fungus that has grown all over the city and is helping him!  And what about the part where he danced in a club with a lady called Big Bertha, just like that fish in Mario 3!  Who could forget the bit, where Luigi scores a romantic smooch with the princess!  And what about the bit where Woody first sees the new addition to the Andy's Room Gang?  Yeah it was a great film!! Nompetition Can you remember any other good Mario moments? Post them here! Winnar gets chocolate but in the meantime here are some chocolate coins that came with that Christmas Know. They're red chocolate coins tho so they're worth about five and a 1up. nommanom. Well lads, I'm turning the Account upside-down, let's move onward!
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Dec 13, 2008 23:20
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 Click here for the full 350x196 image. Alls I remember is Mario doesn't have a pilot's license.
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Dec 14, 2008 00:27
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This. This is teh thred tha makes me get arkinves. (HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN
THESE YET). I am a commer of lately, I hadv no chocklit yet.  But I shal try to thinks verrrrrry hard and member a favorite mario moment!ED IT: I MEMBER I MEMBER! Mario like to dances.  E Dit2: I luvs the Ballad of Mecha Snatter and would likes to noe the lyricks so I may sings to it. scorpiobean fucked around with this message at Dec 14, 2008 around 01:29 |
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Dec 14, 2008 00:33
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 Mario used to be teen heartthrob!
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Dec 14, 2008 01:37
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mohh mates i am recalling a mario moment or two!!! hmoohhh that moarioooooo  here im that one where the sky turned orange from the eruption (hehehe eruption) of krakatoa that one time! boy! he was surprised!
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Dec 14, 2008 01:48
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Chuuurls posted:mohh mates i am recalling a mario moment or two!!! Mario didn't like that picture!
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Dec 14, 2008 01:52
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tanks bulm0r i havnt thought of mario since my laste visit to spaine now i play all the games with mario in! agin!
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Dec 14, 2008 02:49
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oh i hope they become uncross with each other soon, the wiggle they is making me dizzy.
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Dec 14, 2008 08:17
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hehe, yes those were good bits of the Mario film. Dead Alice is making
me mohh the most so far. I'll keep this going until christmas just in
case there are some really good ones that are going to take a while to
do, but pls keep remembering them i like them. We're nearly at the big door outside though so let's keep going!
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Dec 14, 2008 15:04
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oe m80s, I noe another favorite mario moment o mine moohoohohooeoheoe mario, what a funny name you had at that part, rosalind franklin moehoeoehomoe
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Hehehe O wait look, the door! Out we step to the Outside World! What will the outside world be down here in this crazy pit of treasure I don't knoe, let's see! ooo gosh, it's like a Winter Wonderland out here! Sparkly snow as far as the eye can see! And oo! Two little chocolates have come out of the Account and are flying along! One is of the weird bloke we met in the Accounts Office, and the other one is of a big fatto with a beard but not Snatter! The chocks are flying about and heading towards that big heap of snow in the distance! Snow heap rise up! Chocolates are eyes! Snow heap is a gigantic head in the distance!! Oee!!  Wow, look at it! It's made of ice and is like a big scary Snatter head! It mostly just ice but the hat is coloured in. don't noe how you colour in ice, you probbly have to use juice of special redberrys or something. "WHO DISTRUB MY SLUMBRE?? ho ho" Gosh it's got a growly voice. Er, I're just sort of trying to teach my friends about Snatter, and, and sort of be all Christmassy and... spread festive cheer and that. m80. "ENTAR, AND NOE ME BETTER MAN. BUT BE WARNED: TOUCH NOTHING BUT THE CALENDAR!!!!!!" ooooeooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeee!! calender!!!??? and it Open its Mouth! And inside are steps leading down into a Cave of Winter Wonders!! Let's go felloes this will be really good!! Ooh, it's dark and spooky in here. I'd even go so far as to say its altogether ooky. There it is look! Look!! Omg, this year's calendar! This year's actual callender mates there it is look at it!! It's all golden and wonderful!!  Ok let's have a look.. o that's interesting, all the dores leading up to 14 are open! And look, in the first dore there's a picture of that weird bloke screaming, and in dore 2 there's a picture of tree root, and in 3 is a really sad thing, and so on! It's all the chocolates we have nommed so far! That's strange how can it Bee? Well, let's open today's dore. OE MY A BIG LOT OF GREEN SMOKE IS COMING OUT OF THE DORE!! it's goe "curlywhurlywirley" all the way to the ceiling of the cave! And now it's turning into a ... BLOKE!  "Helloed!!!" cor him voice is bigfat like Mr Blessed's! "Helloed, I am the Ghost of Christmas Present! Mo Ho Ho! I liek life! Life liek me! I love the worrlld - bom bom!" hehe, he's jolly and i enjoy him. "My boy, my boy! So good of you to come and visit me, I have felt so weak of late, so weak. Even as Christmas spills out all around you, I find myself here, confined and saddened and longing to break out and spread good cheer and all that etc!" he actually said "ettuck" "And you have brought all of your friends! Ohh, it is very clear to me that my services will barely be needed here. But my power dwindles with every moment! I-I believe it is the Antisnatter, do you see? The Antisnatter, what he did all those centuries ago finally comes to a head now, yes, certainly this year, I can feel it eating away at me inside, you see, inside, my dear boy! So good of you to find me, so good! "But I have been helping you! I wouldn't let a chap like you journey alone, oh no! I have been trying to get the calendar to you, or you to it! I have been opening the dores, you can see! Each day I have been opening a dore on the calendar and my Christmas influence has allowed you to discover that day's chocolate wherever you might be at the present time. That has been my present to you! Yes!" Thank you, ghost! Everyone thank Ghost, he's been getting us chocolates! They have been very nice. "And you can remember eating it! What a delight that must be! Tell me, for I have always yearned to know, what is it like, being able to remember events prior to Christmastime? It's all I have about me you see, it's all there is in my arsenal, Christmas Present! What's it like to have knowledge of other things? To remember the past?" oe! Well, we've had a lovely time in the past! I mean last time, it was Snatter at school! And his friends, and there was a naughty boy called Pete and a big present... and before that, we saw the birth of Snatter itself! And all the possibilities of Christmas were focused into one great booming Quantum Chocolate, and whenever anyone touched it crazy mad things happened... "No no, those are all Christmas memories! I can tell you all about Christmas. But what about the time in between? What do you do the rest of the year, when it isn't December? What do you do with yourself then?" oe i see! well that's just boring, non-christmas memories aren't nearly as interesting. I'm more interested in that time when the Snoeman was flying through the night sky, and he gave Snatter a special scarf and... !!!! who was that? someone went "Ghost of Christmas Present, I will take over from here. Thankyou for your help." But who im he? He's got a hat on and I can't see his face properly... oe he take off the hat.. GOSH!!  M8S!! OE MY OLD FRIEND M8S!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN M80BUNCH!! A secret agent?? oeee that's so cool!! What have you been secret agenting about? What? What do you mean bits and bobs, what does bits and bobs mean? yes but what does odds and ends meen? YES I NOE IT MEANS BITS AND BOBS BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?? YES I NOE - -o you're useless. Come on M8s! We're about to go on a special Christmas Adventure I reckon! Look! We've got the Advent Calender and everything now! COme on, we can do today's dore togethre!! Inside this dore is a chocolate of the ghost of Christmas Present, and in fact it's the fatto who isn't snatter with the beard chocolate that we saw a minute ago! Let's remove it from its place in the dore!! oooeee a bright light shine out! It's so inviting! It's inviting us in! COME ON LADS! COME ON LADYLADS! COME ON M8S!!! let's JUMP IN!! Oooeeee it's just like old times!!!! 
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Dec 14, 2008 23:21
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Last one in is friends with the Anti-Snatter! WEEEEEEEE!
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Dec 14, 2008 23:40
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Remember when Mario was living in those catacombs under that opera house?
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Dec 15, 2008 00:07
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MOHH. Yes I remember, that was a very funny bit
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Dec 15, 2008 00:13
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WEEEE om nom nom nom WEEEE nom nom I am not friends with the Antisnatter!
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Dec 15, 2008 00:29
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Buml0r posted:"It is the best we can do," warns Gamesmaster. "If you must, then train up the abilities they already have, build upon their individual personal strengths, but to train an army would be folly!" But doesn't the Gamemaster know it will take a really long time to "level up" the elves? Especially the new ones! I mean, that flower elf looks like she might keel over at any moment so why waste any time leveling her up, right?
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Dec 15, 2008 01:18
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yeah exactly. yeah forget those new ones, they're useless. I've seen
them trying to fight something anyway, all they do is they give it a
little slap and then jump backwards out of its way and then the next
one jumps forwards and slaps it. hardly even hurts it, and they keep
this up forever and ever and ever and there's no way of telling how
long it's ever going to take, you could be there all day, and their
mums are going "IT IS TIME FOR TEA" and they're going "YES mum, GOD,
i'm NEARLY FINISHED" but really they've got no idea how long it'll be.
and then they get so wound up that one of them eventually throws a
complete full-on beazie-style eppie, and it STILL doesn't do much and
they STILL have to keep slapping for HOURS AND HOURS, TUM TEE TUM TEE
TUM. when we stop falling through all this stripey light and land in the christmas world, i say we give them a wide berth.
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Dec 15, 2008 02:06
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Oh and who could forget the boss fight at the end!
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