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bulmer, you know I love you (and your choccy mohhhh) but this is going too far. There are too many universes, Buml0r. AND THEY ARE ALL COLLIDING, BUML0R. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE WROUGHT? WHAT EVIL HAVE YOU BEGUN, MAN? oe, bulmer, I dunno what came over me! oe, lookit what I found Mario doing now! himme looks like he's falling through the door with us! I guess it's full of stars, mohhhh  "oe, it's full of choccy", mebbe?? kazz fucked around with this message at Dec 15, 2008 around 08:36 |
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Saint Fraek your post is beter than all noms of choccy together I have made the christmasest of noises MOOHH hahahahaw. I dont see mairo ever though wish I did.
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A calender! At last!  om nomnom nom it sure was nice of that Ghost to give us some chocolates! What a jolly fellow.
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Dec 15, 2008 06:41
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We're so close to the end of the calendar now, I can't wait to find out
what happens withe Snatter and the Antisnatter and the future of
Christmas. Voted 5 so that bulmer will keep up the stories! NOM NOM love the big fatto chocolate
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Dec 15, 2008 06:51
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mario, light! Click here for the full 1024x432 image. mohhho
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Dec 15, 2008 07:43
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Not even Mario knows what is going on here. Someone pinched him mug, too! Click here for the full 909x481 image.
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Dec 15, 2008 08:18
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kazz posted:MOHH! It's full of coins!
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Dec 15, 2008 09:27
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I liked the bit where mario was flying around shooting at the robot dogs
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Dec 15, 2008 11:12
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muhu, yes those were some of the best bits i can remember so far
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Dec 15, 2008 13:51
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Oe noh Buml3r that movey was not a good movey at all! The onlie good part wase when Marjo said that speech be4ore they went to fite Gomes Addmas. "SOE WHO WANTS TO GOH WHOME, AND WHO WANTS TO GO WITH MIE?" RandomFerret fucked around with this message at Dec 15, 2008 around 20:57 |
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Wowww looko! We've landed and Here we are outside the Christmas Grotto!
Look! There's the door into it! Yaaay me and m8s and all our m80s at
Elf School, it's like the good old days!! I can see some cows outside, they keep those there to make the milk for the chocolates those two elfs are making, and look up there in the sky, the Christmas Star in the distance! It's just over halfway up in the sky, look! And there are some Snowmen! Look, it's the ppl Snatter met at the start! There's the Snowgran, and there's the little girl one, and the party hat one, and the cowboy one, and a top-hat one and a chinese one of questionable taste, all sorts of ones! Come on! Let's listen in on their conversation! "Big as a hundred igloos, it was. Bigger than a a barnloo! Bigger than a cathedraloo! One giant, claw-like hand, and a cannon on one arm, it filled the sky with its great metallic body, and its roar shook the stars in the heavens!" She must be talking about Mecha Snatter! Remember him? He was the most frightening thing that ever happened! It's a good job he never turned up last year because Snatter wrapped that big present he was in that we never found out what was in it. ...hang on, that's a bit weird, how do I knoe mecha snatter was even in there anyway? o never mind! "They say," Snowgran carry on talking, "it was summoned by... the Antisnatter." The Snowppl all make little jeery noises! They don't like him! "Grannyyy," say the girl, "who built Mecha Snatter? Was it that rotten Cursed Snowman who made us melt again? He's horrible!" "No, no, t'wasn't him! Nobody built it," goe Snowgran. "There were once titans, who walked their world the same way you and I do. Great gigantic men and beasts made from metal and rivets and screws, oiled and sparkling. I know about this because I have a twenty-eight-year-old son who never stops going on about them. Their kind eventually fell out of favour, and they are remembered now only in legend, and the ongoing fables written by Snowman Firman and Icicle Bay." "Why don't the Titans exist now grannyyyy?" "Well, because nobody believes in them any more. That's why." and then they look up... because a figure has appeared in the distance!  Could it be? Him carrying millions and millions of spunes! "Lo!" say one of the cows. "The Chosen One approacheth!" "Really, where?" say another cow, "Oh yeah! Lo! Here he cometh!" "Lo!" "Lo!" they all go. "Lo!" "Lo!" "Lo!" and while the cattle are getting on with that, Dooley appears at the door of Elf Grotto, and he goe, CLAUS! IS THAT YOU! they call him his middle name because they were all chummy at school, plus it was less confusing because there were lots of chrisses there, there were masses of them. Snatter go, "yup!  I've got a load of spunes here.""Ye i can see" go Dooley and welcome him in! Let's follow in! "O Claus," say Dooley, "your presence here will boost the general Christmas feeling enormously! The spirit of Christmas is in a sorry state, sad to say. Ever since we learned the Antisnatter was going to attack, things have felt unpleasantly hollow." o dear.  So that's funny, it looks like Snatter has already done his whole quest! Did we miss it? Let's check the Account. O NOE IT'S GONE! We must have lost it on the way into the Calender! O dear I hope we haven't lost it, that Account Office bloke was already grumpy enough! m8s I'm going to scout about for it, you hang around here, brb
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OH NOOOO! I bet Mecha Snatter or that mean nasty old AntiSnatter took it. 
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Dec 15, 2008 23:59
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phew, I finally got caught up on this year's advent calneder. I think
maybe the account was just there to help us find the real calender and
has disappeared because it has served its purpose. Wow! Snatter has so
many spunes there he almost has enough mettle bits to build his own
mecha-snatter. Imagine what that would be like! A mecha-snatter battle
of good and evil! Oh, and your cranium nerds remindeded me of the time Mario woke up ded in a cribt and had to find his way out with only a floaty skull hed for company (but not the floaty head of the actor Richard Burton).
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ok I'm back - i can't find it anywhere felloes! I think we've lost that
scary sand timer for good! Never mind tho really, we're actually here
now! We don't need to look at here in the sand timer! we're here! Oo dear has everyone wandered off while i was gone? thx for waiting but let's see if we can catch up with ppl. ok running through big doores of the Xmas Grottoe, let's see if we can catch up with snattre and Dooley. Oe, I think that's Dooley i can just see going round there, let's try and catch up... ooe, he's gone down these secret stares! I remember, we saw him coming out of these stares earlier and looking around to see if anyone saw him! How strange of Dooley to do secret things, let's go and have a look. ....cor!  Dooley ask into the dark rume, "Is everyone okay in here? Nobody needs any cacky beans brought in?" and, "No, we're ok," say... a load of blokes that are all little!  They are from Loompaland, which is one of the areas in the Lap of Poverty, the place you get to if you cross Snowmansland. Loompaland has lots of different tribes in it, and most of them seem to have sent representitives here, Except the oldest of the Loompa tribes. They are black-skinned pygmy type people, but we live in a multicultural society now and that is no longer acceptable. It has been decided in 1973 that nobody wants to be racist, so those black Loompas are no longer welcome at the special meetings and have been replaced by the beardy hippy ones. It is interesting to see such ancient ppl isn't it m8s. I wpnder what they're doing here at elf school in a secret room? O and look! Chocolate ones! Little bitesize Loompa ppl chocolates! We can hand them out and all have one, O this is like the old days isn't it m8s! Just us having a lovely time in a christmas land! Isn't it m8s, I was just saying, it's like the good old days! just you and me and all our m80s and ladym80s, throwing caution to the winnd's and wandering through christmas land? M8s? hehe m8s what is that you're looking at, as if to wonder whether to use it or just toss it aside and live your own life for a change dammit? it's like a little stick with a screen hehe giev giev! give it here m8s come on i won't brake it, giev. GIEV! HAHEHE GOT IT, HEHEHE let's see what Buttons do! Buttons! Press press press. Oe! Look, the screen's come on! Who im this? It's a scary man in a hat and a scarf and a big coat, and he's stepping out of some sort of big black regeneration chamber or something! The sort of thing that might be able to painfully and tediously re-knit skin and muscle fiber, and build back a person whose body has been ravaged by exposure to the vacuum of deep space, that sort of chambre. He im talking to the screen! "This is Special Agent B. It means a lot that you have been able to see through my hideous visage and accept me as a peer. You're a good man, M8s. I can't think of another Agent who was able to turn off their revulsion so quickly. "Well, now you won't have to. The process is complete! I have my face back again!" face? this was a bloke who didn't have a face? damn i wish i'd seen that i bet it was well smate. He taking off his hat and scarf! I wonder what him face looks like now it is finished!!... .... ...   it's... it's... IT'S BEAZIE! It's Beazie but... sort of old! Not quite old yet, more like when he's a grownup just before his hair go grey, when he can still be the main bloke instead of being ppl's dad always. He's got quite a lot of hair but hehe, not on the bit where he accidentally sucked it in at Elf School! BEAZIE!! This is conbfusing why are there too beazies? There's the Beazie at school here, who is always in the sciencey potion lab making potions, and then there's this older beazie in the funny stick with a screene thing you've got m8s! How can this be! It's definitely him, it's not his dad or anything, I reckonise him!! what going on! I'm going to press omre buttons this is a gr8 little device. O look it worked, look! The Head of actor Richard Burton has gone to consult the Wizard of Christmas, and we can see him doing it here on this little screen!  Wizard of Christmas say, "You can't defeat the Antisnatter with armies, Gamesmaster is right!" "But he's not even a games master," say richard burton. "He's the Head of astronomer Sir Patrick Moore! What does he knoe about games!" "Probably nothing," say wizzerd "but the fact that he's prepared to do it means he's superb, and has cemented himself as a superbeyman in the hearts of a new generation who might otherwise not have been particularly bothered about him!" "Good point" say Richard Burton, "but how CAN we fight Antisnatter?" "Antisnatter wants to drain the spirit of Christmas," say Wizzard. "The only way to fight negative CHristmas is with CHRISTMAS! With MORE CHRISTMAS THAN USUAL!" "How? We've got loads and it's not doing anything!" "MAKE SOME NOISE! Christmas is all about making noise and being loudy! WHen the kids start singing and the band begin to play, that's what christmas is! Noisy and fun!" "But the elf's aren't feeling very noisy and fun, they're feeling gloomy and sad!" "Then you need to find an elf who is noisy and fun and can cheer them up!" richard Burton Hmmms about this. this little thing you've got is really cool m8s i'm going to keep it for you for a bit. that can go in my pocket that can. o look here's Snatter! He's put his spunes somewhere now and he's saying to Doodley, "I've had a most remarkable adventure Doole! I already told you about the big cracker bloke when we were coming into the Grottoe (which is really cool btw i love all the wooden stuff, did Rose Suchak make it?). But then, BUT THEN, then i fought someone else! IT was a great big DRAGON! but bits of it were made out of delicious candy cane!" CANDRAKE MASTER LORD!!  "Do you noe how I defeated it Dooley? I didn't hurt it, I gave it a present again, like the cracker one! Guess what I gave it dooley!" But Dooley's mind is elsewhere and he's wandered off! What IS dooley up to with him secrt plan? o well never mind! Can anyone think what he might've given the dragon as present? hmmm Buml0r fucked around with this message at Dec 16, 2008 around 02:05 |
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I knoe what he got! Snatter got hime one of they baloons from teh gents rooms. Onea deese!  ...  Lookit how happeh the candrake is nao! He canna melt or get sticky cause he's safe in balloon! plus, him no nead airs to breath, since him made of candy!
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Buml0r posted: oe dear! I did not know Agent B was... I'm so sorry, Beazie, I did not mean it when I said I didn't like you without your fleshy parts on your face! oe, I feel so bad now! 
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He give him a nice mug of cocoa becuz nothi ngoes with candy cane liek cocoa!! Ur riting has improeves sinse last years i think hay remeber when mario was teh princes of the moon n he had to use him wand to wiggle she evil queen beryl?  this took me an hour to make, im pants at photoshop
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Beazie is all smiley. Maybe he got split into two Beazies: a good side and a bad side??! The candy cane dragon needs a scarf, he looks cold.
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Dec 16, 2008 05:55
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I bet he give he bacon. Those nerds told me that bacon goe with everything.
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Dec 16, 2008 09:33
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CrackSpider posted:Beazie is all smiley. Maybe he got split into two Beazies: a good side and a bad side??! I think the emo Beazie at the Elf School is a FAKE! He's a spy for the Antisnatter.
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^^^ oe, balloon for the Candrake is a good idea, but before I read your
words I thought you had given he a magical glow. Only one food can give
person a magic glow. It is full of oaty goodness which him need if he eat nothing but candy all the time (it is OK to nom a lot at christmas but not all year). Snatter can give he one of the runcible spunes to nom with. Oh, no hands 
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golden_appel posted:
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Sister Miyagi posted:This one of my fav bits too! i was all WIGGLE HER! WIGGLE HER MORE!
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Comix Bitch posted:This one of my fav bits too! i was all WIGGLE HER! WIGGLE HER MORE!   moh he have three ahndsBulmer how long have we been in this shopping center/calendar/parallel dimension? our mums are going to be well pissed off!
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Sister Miyagi posted:Bulmer how long have we been in this shopping center/calendar/parallel dimension? our mums are going to be well pissed off! Well surely everything is relative when wandering in other dimensions, so maybe no time has passed at all! But you are right its best not to piss off your mother. If he had a interdimensphone he could call her to say he OK and maybe not get a smack on the noggin when he gets back.......
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This thing M8s had is really interesting I reckon. Look at this, i can
see out of other ones that people have got. I think they're all linked
up. Look at these blokes for instance. They're all wearing coats and hats like M8s, like they're all secret spies, and they're talking secretly. There's a green hairy one, there's Beazie, and there's a few others too. Green one say to Beazie, "After all this is done, I'm giving it up. I've been talking to the people at the Hoober-Bloob Highway. I've been granted special access. I'm putting myself down the slide, Beazie. I'm going to start again, a new life. No memories, no burdens. What about you, what do you have lined up?" "They're giving me a normal life," say Beazie. "A family. Christmas Future's worked it all out, set it up already. It'll be the future I would never have had." and he hold up a photo.  he looks like he really wants that. it's make him smile. i feel a bit sad even tho that's quite happy. what's wrong with this weird little machine, it makes you think wrong! M8s, yu're a funny bloke you are. Come on let's see if we can find some chocolate. I just noticed that dore we found the Loompa ppl in, it had a 15 on it. Funny isn't it, yesterday was day 15. Maybe ghost of Christmas Present is still opening dores in the calendar for us! he's nice too! Buml0r fucked around with this message at Dec 17, 2008 around 00:01 |
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I AM SO CONFUSED. Let's find some chocolate quick!
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^^^ kazz, blame whatever idiot took the photo not the dogSister Miyagi posted:Bulmer how long have we been in this shopping center/calendar/parallel dimension? our mums are going to be well pissed off! That's a good point actually i'd forgotten about what's her name. o, mum. HEHEHAHA just kidding i noe her name. it's Mum. But this place is really great. I don't want to go home yet. It's like a giant cuckoo clock and we're walking about in it, and there's decorations everywhere. I don't ever want to go home! The only thing that's a bit odd is those blokes over there. Look, over in the corner. They're all about 25-30, and they look so cross! I don't know what's made them cross, because they're just talking about things they like! Those things are meant to make them happy but they're making them cross! I think these are some more of those Cranium Nerds. I'm going to go and have a listen, you stay there. Yeah I think they're Cranium Nerds. They were all talking about Lord of the Rings, you know that film lord of the rings? Well they're having the weirdest conversation about it. One of them was going on about how much the films were terrible and they didn't do the story properly at all, and there was a bit of talk about someone i don't remember in it whose name was like Tum Teetumteetum, and some of them like him and some don't but they all said the film was rubbish... and then one of them - one of the ones who said it was a rubbish films - said he'd got the extended editions dvds. And they all said they had them. And one of them had them separately, AND bought them in one box! amazing, AND, he was actually annoyed, at the ppl who make them, for making him buy it twice! I don't noe what they did to make him but the others all agreed, then they started saying about high definition ones they'd downloaded. But just a minute ago they said they didn't like it! why do they keep buying itt!! So I'm not listening to them any more. Let's go instead and see what's going on in the Grottoe. There's the Head of Richard Burton, let's see what he's up to. He is Hmming as he floats through the grottoe. I bet he's Hmming about the things Gamesmaster and Wizzard told him. "train up the abilities they already have, build upon their individual personal strengths," say Gamesmaster. "find an elf who is noisy and fun and can cheer them up!" say Wizzard. hmmmm. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.  Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh. Mister Blessed the Beard Master! He's noisy AND fun! I bet he could make lots of Christmas noisy cheer, he'd be like a town crier! If he sang, he'd be like a town choir! He's currently bellowing. Not at anyone or crossly, he's just bellowing excitedly! He's going "I'M MR BLESSED! " he really likes being mr blessed and that's gr8.I wonder what Head of Richard Burton will do about it tho! he's off to have a word with mr blessed about some idea he seems to have had. mr blssed looks really excited. o and there's Dooley again, coming out of another secret dore. It's weird this isn't it, all these secret dores? Dores that lead to Loompas sitting in a ring looking serious, dores dooley can't get into, what's going on all over this Grotto? and here's Snatter to talk to him. "Dooley!" "Uh?" "I was telling you about where I've been. It's incredible Dooley there were all monsters everywhere! Remember, I said I was fighting a big snake thing with stripeys on it and it had ICE BREATH instead of fire breathing." "Oh!" say Dooley. "Of course you were, I'm so sorry. I've been very distracted! Fuss and bother, bother and fuss. What were you trying to tell me?" "Well, and I was just saying what I gave him as a present to stop him being evil. I gave him:"  mohhh i've had some of that when i was little, it's stuff to stop you biting your nails! It makes them taste horrible so you stop. "See, he was only in a bad mood, because everyone tried to lick him all the time, because he tasted of candy canes! So now he can put that stuff on him, and he'll taste horrible! Now he can live his life again!" "That's ever so considerate of you, Claus," say Dooley. "Thanks! But there's MORE! After that, I fought: KING-EMPEROR CHICKEN  "He's an evil chicken who rides in a mech and stamps on you! But I fought him off all right! Guess what present I produced from my bag to give to him!" and he whisper the answer to Dooley AND I HEARD HIM, hehe! I won't tell you though until tomorrow, so get guessing! And they go through a door that's so wide open the door is flat against the next wall - and now they've gone through and closed it, they've revealed a little dore saying 16 on it! Chocolate!! It's a chocolate of a rubber glove. how odd. that won't be what he gives to the chicken tho, why would he need a rubber glove? i can see it might fit on that chicken bit he's got on his head, his "coam", but i can't imagine he'd want to wash up using it so that's no use. So what do you think Snatter did give him? Buml0r fucked around with this message at Dec 17, 2008 around 02:21 |
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Oh God, tomorrow brings colonoscopies for christmas king emperor chicken look like he compensating for feeling of inferiority, so i bet snatter give him karate lessons to help build confidencea nd skill mohh and while iw as reading this "merry xmas everybody" came on. IT'S CHRIIIIIIISTMAS!
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Dec 17, 2008 02:56
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There is no way to make the King-Emperor Chicken stop being evil. This is a trick question.
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awwwww king emperor Chicken just wants to be a penguin so i bet Snatter gave he a march of the penguins dvd either that or king emperor chicken just wants to fly and snatter gave him a hang glider
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oe, I found a mugshot of that bastid snoeman who ruined snoemankind to melt! hime not nice man... of snoe.
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Dec 17, 2008 04:18
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A cuddly stuffed sheep, named Shaun. It sings a song about itself, and
the penguin is happy to hear it, and that is how we know its name.
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scorpiobean posted:awwwww king emperor Chicken just wants to be a penguin so i bet Snatter gave he a march of the penguins dvd *gasp* u rite! he look like one of the wreath tuisti dolls! something's fishy here...
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Dec 17, 2008 05:46
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I bet he give himme some bbq suace because chickens go great with bbq
sause. And if it's okie I'll have a little nom of that choklitt glove. NOM
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Dec 17, 2008 07:38
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Chicken is angry due to wearing wrong trousers SOLUTION Get he right trousers
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Dec 17, 2008 13:23
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I am not understanding who they people are in Beazie's photo. I look
him up on elfbook.com and he has a photo that say this is him famly now: edit: He still look a bit snidey though.
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if that ^^^ is Beazie's fambly i reckon we cuold do him a favour an
make sure he doesnt get that future, him wife looks well rough an i
think his older son there is a bit of a fairy not an elf at all if you
kno what i mean. not sure about the younger one either com to think of it. or beazie mohlohomohoho, no just kiddin he had him kids sohe cant be a proper fairy even if him look like one, and maybe i shouldnt be mean to him i mean its not his fault he only just got skin back he probably doesnt know how to dress himself or anything so its to be expected he looks funny aint it? hey i want to play with m8s' gadget some more dont hog it an put it in yor pocket theres lots more buttons to press!
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Dec 17, 2008 15:43
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I've seen that Chicken somewhere before! Would a big massive HUGE diamond make him happier?
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