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Robotic T-Rex posted:Get he right trousers THAT RIGHT! That's what came out of the bag for he! You win chocolate!  Chicken apparently was very happy and waddled off to rob a museum in his lovely trousers. Right! Well, o I'm loving it here at Elf Grottoe. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen when the Christmas Star reaches Penrith or whatever it was, and it is getting quite hie in the skie now, but right now I'm in Grotto and having a lovely time-oh. So let's see if we can find some chocolate today. we're looking for a dore saying 17. 17.... 17... here we are look, 17! I told you, it's like the whole Grotto is a calender! Today's dore is round here on this wall under the big cuckoo (that's japanese for cuck) clock which is high up there and have bells on. Let's open dore 17. WO!! Snowgran was in there and now she run out screaming, "aaaaaaa!" what wrong, snowgran?? "Elves!! Horrible elves!!" what do you mean snowgran? there's elves everywhere and they're lovely. she not lisening. SNOWGRAN. SNOWGRAN. SNOWGRAN. she not listening! Oe here's Dooley. He goe "What's wrong, Snowgran?" "Horrible elves, they were hanging from the shadows and lurking in the corner of my eye! Horrid elves!!" "What, we're not horrid," go dooley. "Not you, them! Horrid! I am scared!" At this point, Head of Richard Burton turns up look, he's there look up there. "FEAR NOT," goe he. "Our deliverance is nigh!" "What do you mean?" go everyone. "I present to you our new figurehead in the campaign against the Antisnatter's forces, whatever they may be. You can only fight Christmas f33r with Christmas Ch33r, and that's what we're going to do! "Our lead cheerer, our head bellower, Mister Blessed the beard-grower has been transformed! We have used our greatest metal lurgies to develop new materials to boost Mr Blessed's strength! New amplification devices to pump up his already very bigfat voice! He shall be our strongest festive warrior of sound! "Him beard is raucous and obstreperous, him body is tuned and improved... "HE... "IM....  "NOISE MARINE!!" Wowwww yes! Look at him! He's definitely going to save everything! with shouting. I can't wait to see this, he'll be like, I'M MISTER BLESSED and the evil hords will fall down! and he'll go all I'M MISTER BLESSED HELLO!!!! and the antisnatter's head will just pop all the way off! Yehhhhh!!!! O look, the Snowgran left a trail of little chocolates from the dore where she came from. I think robot t rex wins that, but looking at it i'm not sure he'd want it. tell you what, you can have those one Agent M8s. you haven't had any yet. muhu. I just heard someone tut so i'm going to go and have a look what it was, hang on. O it's them! It's those blokes again, the ones who have been cross about lord of the rings. there's more of them now. What are they saying now? "I've come pretty close to telling everyone this year that I'm broke and therefore want no gifts from anyone. That's mostly true, but to be completely honest, I have no desire to receive crap from people who get me gifts because they feel they have to. I also have no desire to give anyone gifts just because it's December." oh dear, he doesn't sound like christmas makes him happy.  they all tut and nod. one goe, "I think Christmas represents the perfect example of the excesses and hypocrisy of American Christian culture. It's probably one of the worst events of the year." o dear. O no and look, I think they made Duddles sad! He's over there look, and looks really sad. Oh, no I don't think he did hear them. He's talking to Snatter, I'm going to sneak over and listen. "I just don't think he's himself any more, you know?" say Duddles. "Some of the things he's been saying." "What has he been saying?" Go Snatter. "Well, I - I mean he meant it as a joke, that's pretty plain, but it just hit a bit close to home. He was talking about my dad, making... making fun of his condition. Joking that he died of cancer." "He died of cancer?! When?" "No, that's the thing, he's only got the flu, but still, the way he said it. I just don't know if he'll ever recover from his alcoholism at this point. Maybe he just needs something positive to think about. We've all seen how all of the other reindeer laugh and call him names. It's getting to him, and so he drinks even more." "Maybe we can cheer him up somehow," go Snatter. "If only he'd been with me on my adventure! It was amazing! Did I tell you about the time I fought the Christmas Ninjas?"  "They were nimble and had some incredible moves - they had chocolate chip throwing stars (my favourite!) and they were guarding loads of the spoons I was trying to collect! Can you guess what present I gave them, to make them stop fighting me?" ooh, I wonder what it was! can anyone think? i mean generelly not about this. can any of you thickies actually think? mohh omlo
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Buml0r posted:THAT RIGHT! That's what came out of the bag for he! You win chocolate! Yaaaaaay! nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom and a bit for you m8ys Buml0r posted:
GO FORTH AND AMPLIFY MR BLESSED
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Buml0r posted:
An ass whoopin? O my gosh Brian Blessed Noise Marine champion! I knew the Emperor got the gene-seed from someone cool.
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Dec 17, 2008 23:42
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i bet they wanted ROBOTS to play with! every one loves robots! also i have a metal lurgy cause i get a rash when i touches zinc. but choccy makes it better!
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Dec 18, 2008 00:28
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not robots! chhristmas pirates!
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Dec 18, 2008 02:11
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He get them each a mech of gingerbread, an they all can assemble
together to a bigger mech with a fireplace innit so they can drink
cocoa an play games cause it's right freezie outside.
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Dec 18, 2008 02:32
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Maybe he gave them a gift card to Outback Steakhouse? It is a well-known fact that most ninjas are malnourished. 
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Dec 18, 2008 02:35
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err.. the ninjas look liek they need tweezers
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the cranium nerds are just mad no one thinks their cool for not beleving in the snativity their all theyres no snata mates and im all lol ok and their all your delusional if u beleive in snatter and im all lol ok and their all WHY DONT U THINK IM COOL YET I AM ARGUING ON TEH INTERNETS and im all lol watev i think snatter get the ninjas pizza, ir emember ninjas liking pizzas (but maybe only some ninjas???)
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I like these pizza and robots ideas, I thought them too. Them looks more like robots-likers to me. My extra idea is that they get medical school diplomas and maybe Irish citizenship. Maybe them never want to be the ninjas.
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I think he give thems maybee puppys or somsing like that. Ninjas only want somsing to luv!
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NoonOwl posted:I think he give thems maybee puppys or somsing like that. Ninjas only want somsing to luv! Big cups of milk, to dunk their hard cookies in!
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NoonOwl posted:I think he give thems maybee puppys or somsing like that. Ninjas only want somsing to luv! Them can love robots.
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Buml0r posted:"I just don't think he's himself any more, you know?" say Duddles. "Some of the things he's been saying." Is it poor Rudolph that Duddles is sad about? Thatm make me sad too. I have a friend who maybe could cheer him up? Him called Derek (or is it Clive, I can never remember).  Him work as a non-stop dancer, but he out of a job at the mo because of the credit crunk. He would love come live in Elf School and keep Rudolph happy with dancin antics. golden_appel fucked around with this message at Dec 18, 2008 around 14:33 |
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golden_appel posted:Oe golden appel didn't you know? Him died ages ago - heart attack on the dance floore.
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Buml0r posted:I just heard someone tut so i'm going to go and have a look what it was, hang on. O it's them! It's those blokes again, the ones who have been cross about lord of the rings. there's more of them now. What are they saying now? Buml0r, where are these people coming from? What's WRONG with them? Maybe we should use them as cannon fodder when the Antisnatter comes.
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these cranium nerds am right bumheads no mistake m80s.
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Buml0r posted:
MOHH! GORDON'S ALIVE! bohhh mohhh Mr. Blessed is a lovely fat big man. i saw himmed as Captain Hook lately and he said he likes to make a yeti snarl in the face of a kid's mom and she goes "EEEEK"!!!!
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Dec 18, 2008 22:02
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Well, I say we mite as well just go home now. We've had some chockos,
seen some elf's and been in the grottoe, and now Snatter's come home!
New ppl keep finding out he's there and going CLAUS! and KRINGLE! and
that, because they don't noe he's also SNATTER! they just think he's
their mate who went missing for seven years or something. They're
really happy to see him. And so now we've got Mr BLessed is a big armoured Noise Marine thing, Snatter's here, everyone's here! It's fine! If the Antisnatter attacks, instead of just poncing about in a secret base with that T-Shirt boy, Snatter and Blessed will fight him off! So we can go back out, get the calendar out of the Cave of Winter Wonders, go home, see our mum's, and have a happy christmas opening the calendar normally. christmas grotto is completely safe now! o hello who's this? Oe! It's the man from the shopping centre who was eating the funny tree root! Hello, funny meeting you here! Did you like that root, was it taste chocolatey? Or was it a bit more like not choclate? hehehe  He seem to want us to go with him. Well i dunno, where do you want us to goe? O! He turn round, and the whirly smoke from him has made an arch and it have a big 18 on! That means we get chocolate there! It's today's dore! Yea go on then swirly bloke, we'll follow you! Well it's very swirly in here. Wait hang on tho, swirly is turning into places. It's a lot like when we were looking into the forbidden Account, the one that looked like death and terrible fate, in sand timer form. It is actually quite a lot like that, I wonder if this bloke made them using the same magic! Or someone a lot like him did. Well, let's see where he want to take us. come on m8s!
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Buml0r posted:
i dunno i played this game once and it was a gr8 game but there was mickey and minny and goofey and donald lots of people that looked like that and i think they was poofters and in teh end it turned out i dont exist and lived in a computer  plus i wanna here waht snata got teh ninjas :3
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Sister Miyagi posted:plus i wanna here waht snata got teh ninjas :3 I wanna noe what snatter got the ninjas too! Did them gets a happily ending? Will smokey the gost show us a dore???
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Ooeee noooooeeee ooooo noooooooo The ... AAAHH! it is horrible here M8000000s!!!! I think - I-I think this is the future I am seeing alpha! I think this bloke has brought me into the Christmas Future and and and I think this is what O MATES, I think this is what Christmas will be like if things carry on the way they are! It's... it's all gone, it's all... gone! I don't know how this could happen with Brian and Santa here, but... but maybe Brian was defeated! Maybe hope wasn't enough, maybe... maybe Elf's really can't fight the Antisnatter! maybe it has to be Snatter himself, but... but Snatter doesn't fight! He never once used that sword of his yet! What can he do, he isn't even Snatter yet, he hasn't got all his powers! He's got beard growth, but not fatness! No, I... I think Santa's gone home! Look at what Lapland looks like in the future!  The christmas tree forest! It's just a stupid rubbish bunch of trees with a couple of rubbish lights on them! They've lost all their Christmas! Head of Richard Burton is soe sad and OOOOOOOE NOE!!  Burgess Meredith the headest highest most wisest and most bigly gr8 of all elf's the founder of Elf School and grandfather of the Vendequm order is goeing BOOEHOOE because Christmas is ruined all around him! And him butterflies!! Him butterflies from the special Christmas Star are dead in him old wiggly hands!!! He's an old man and sad oo nooo! And look! The Grottoe is now just a muddy stupid car park with nothing in it except a hastily painted sort of christmassy scene!! OOEE M8S the Christmas Future bloke have taken us to the future, and it's ruined! Christmas is gone! This is horrible, it feels exactly like eating that sad chocolate from ages ago!! He - he's pointing to a calender on the wall... an advent calender... and it's colured in all gold! But maybe, maybe it's an old christmas, maybe this already happened centuries ago when Snatter was thin and young, and maybe he rebuilt Christmas later! Yes, that's it! Yes, Christmas isn't ruined! THis was hundreds years ago I bet! Maybe the Christmas we noe is BECAUSE of this devastation! Maybe Snatter makes it better, maybe...! christmas future bloke pointing at calender... i'd better have a look oeeee m8s I... there's a year printed on it. I bet it'll say like hundreds of years ago... oe he's not stopping pointing!! I... Christmas Future bloke I just want to check, are... are these thingies the thingies that definitely will happen m8, or... or are they the thingies that may happen only? oe he just point some more! I... erm... uh.. The Antisnatter's plan does seem to foreshadow certain ends to which, if persevered in, it must lead... But - - I WILL, I'm going, stop POINTING like that! I'm just saying tho m8 that... that if that plan could be thwarted, somehow, if Snatter - or, or if me and my gr8m8s - if someone could do something different, then, the ends will change. Say it is thus with what you show me!!! he just point  ok i goe and have a look... OOOOOEEEEE M8S OEEEEE IT SAY DEMEBER 25TH 2008!!!! THAT'S THIS YEAR!! This is this year!! And Snatter's gone home!! No... no, he... he dead! He blithering-well dead! He blimming bothering-well perishing dead that's all!!! FUTURE BLOKE! Hear me! Why sho me this, if Christmas is past all hope? Assure me that we may change these shadows you have shown us, by doing something to help Snatter save Christmas! Christmas is gr8, but ppl are stopping liking it! Why!! Why are they all being all grumpy and meanie ppls! I mean I noe some ppl's not got family's and they're allowed to be grumpy but why are all the angry ppl saying christmas is rubbish even tho ppl give them parties and warm house and thing's! Do they really hate xmas music at the shops that much that they all grumpies?? I will help Snatter cheer them up! I'll... I'll do whatever I can, I'll ride with him in him sley and say to him "GO SNATTER" and make him noe he's Snatter and he can make the whole world happy! Oe tell me I may sponge away the mud in this car park!!! i... christmas future bloke? he... he gone! This is the grottoe again! What happen?? I've landed on flore with some chocolate of an angry person who wanted christmas but then it didn't happen and they want the're money back. I think Robotic T Rex should ahve that because didn't he was going to have prior chocolate but it looked a bit dodgy so I gave it to m8s? O look, speaking of, Agent M8s, your little machine thing is going off because I landed on buttons. I wonder what it has on it this time. It's the Antisnatter!! Omg! Trying to hear, what's him saying? "Be more careful, T-Shirt! The balance of chemicals, gases and magics in this room must be exact! It's tensed and brimming with power! The atmosphere in this room is very precisely charged with quantum particles and the smallest spark would set it all off! It's so delicate that even the presence of any flammable material could explode the whole place completely to bits! That's why I've coated all the wooden equipment with special anti-flammable Stuff! Be careful! I already made you get rid of that hat of yours, but just watch out, ok?" "All right, your majesty," grump T-Shirt in a surprisingly deep voice.  He does actually look a lot older, I thought he was meant to be a little boy. well never mind, but he looks a bit cross tbh. "Oh why do I even have to explain these things to you, T-Shirt?" belloe the Antisnatter! "Youth of today, utterly useless! When I was a boy we used to knoe how to get a job done! If you slacked-off like you back on the farm, that'd be a day's harvest ruined! Hard labour, that's what it was, hard labour all the time! You kids don't noe what it was even like!" i don't think he did all that much hard labour m8s have you seen his long girly fingernails and chin and hair, he's very clean and shiny. Him not done any proper work but i bet he made other ppl do it and thought that meant he was doing it, the rotter. Looks like T-Shirt think this too. "How is the Operation going, boy??" go antisnatter. T-Shirt shrug and open a curtains, and oe, we can see all fruit and veg being harvested on a big farm, a big sort of mechanickle machine thing! Antisnatter rub him hands. "Goooood. Very good! Soon my plan will be complete! I will strike, and the Spirits of Christmas, Past, Present and Future will be killed! I will channel the quantum energy through the Spirits! That's the beauty of it, their own being will determine the date! The power will flow through them and wherever it hits hardest, whichever phase of time it strikes through their collective power, some random Christmas of the past present or future, THAT is where the spell will set its anchor! "They will be ripped from this realm, and if the spell land in the past or present, they will be destroyed instantly! but they're here, so that probably isn't what happens, so probbly they will be turned into mere shadows of their former selves, the Spirits will become nothing more than Ghosts! And as time goes by they will find themselves inching towards their final demise until finally, on the day in which the spell anchors itself, they will PERISH! HARRR HAR HARRR... "...wait! I sense a presence!" o no! "We are being watched!" o dear he look up at us with him scary red eyes o noeee!! "AN INTRUDER IM SNEAKING AND CREEPING, AND EEV'SDROPPING ON OUR PLANS, WHO IM THIS INTRUDER, THIS FOUL CREATURE" Off!! whew. eye manage to turn it off. eye shield us from him. Antisnatter is going to kill the spirits of Christmas Past Present & Future! And then the whole spirit of CHristmas will be gone, and it will happen on christmas day THIS YEAR! They will die and there will be no Christmas and it will all be horrible ooooeee!!!!! RIGHT! I WON'T LET THAT HAPPNE! TIME TO FIND SNATTER AND HELP HIM BE SNATTERY, AND WIN CHRISTMAS BACK M80S!!!!
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Buml0r posted:RIGHT! I WON'T LET THAT HAPPNE! TALLIE HOE M80S! tiem to save christmas!! PS what did snatter give the ninjas
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o noes :O shud we tell snatter waht going to happen? and what of teh ninjas? and mohhoh, antinsatters face sort of look like a fanny: Buml0r posted:Well worth the wait, Bulmer!
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scorpiobean posted:TALLIE HOE M80S! tiem to save christmas!! dunno he hasn't said yet, but we're off to find him so we'll ASK! SALLY 4TH
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I don't want Christmas to be not-Christmas! We have to find Snatter and put this right, m8s, if it's the last thing we do!
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Buml0r posted:OK, I got donkay_ote and Nintendo gun goon but I'm not sure who the last one is. Is it pancake goon? Because pancake goon is the best goon
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Buml0r posted:I've landed on flore with some chocolate of an angry person who wanted christmas but then it didn't happen and they want the're money back. I think Robotic T Rex should ahve that because didn't he was going to have prior chocolate but it looked a bit dodgy so I gave it to m8s? Nooooo I am too worried to eat 
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Personally I fink they can't have bean evil ninjers as otherwise
Snatter couldn't have turned 'em with a pressie. This means they have
to be good ninjas, but temporarily doing evil deeds at the bechest of
the antisnatter. It all points to the thing that ninjers want above all
elsie. I think antisnatter has stolen their honour and snatter gives them back new honour.
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NO NO NO NO OHNONONOE! too rihgt we cant let this happn i mean honelsty
wats that all about why would anyon think killin christmas is a good
idea i reckon pete is a bumhead just like the cranium ner..d..s... HAY waitaminnit m8s its not just me rite thinkin all these nerds hatin on christmas is a coinkydense this year then? i mean to say are they a sub-phase manifestivation of the underlyin effect of the spirit-vortex or are they actually a necessary if not sufficient part of how the antisnatter's makin this work prob'ly involving a quantum temporal matrix thats just the kind of mean rubbish him would do? i mean if we sort them out is it jus treatin symptoms or the underlyin cause? id say we should get them some choklit m8s but relly look at them i think they mite have had enough mohohmlohohomo
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Thursday Next posted:OK, I got donkay_ote and Nintendo gun goon but I'm not sure who the last one is. Is it pancake goon? what r u on about then, whose them blokes?
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OE! This isn't Christmassy at all! we HAVE to do something, m8s! if T-Rex doesn't want it I'll nom a bit of his choccy. I nom when I worry  nom
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TheCrimsonCricket posted:OE! This isn't Christmassy at all! we HAVE to do something, m8s! I does the same thing when I worrie so I'll nom with you cause m80s should not nom alone. nom nom
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Ok I think I've found snatter, I saw the end of him hat go round the
corner. Come on! We have to warn him! He just round here - o! oo-er, he bumped into Rose Suchak! Looks like she did come here after all. She looks a bit flustered. "O hullo," go snatter "hlo," go Rose "what're you doing" "Just having some fude," she goe. She's standing next to that shute where they get their fruit and stuff from until the chocolate elf's can work out who's the best one. "Want some, it's really nice." She give snatter what she had (it's a melon) and gets a new fruit out of the shoot (binarner). Snatter is about to talk to her but he eat some melon and go "MMMM! Wow! This is really nice! I mean this is as nice as melon flavour jelly bellies! And I don't even mean the green ones with the red inside, I mean the orange ones, the cantaloupe ones! It's as nice as THEM!" "Yeah, this is Elf Grotto, it's all Christmassy here. Obviously the fruit is the best too!" she goe. "Yeah! I just never knew it was THIS nice, wow! Where do the fruits come from?" "Dunno! It's just a shute, nobody knows where it goes to. Someone tried to have a look but every time you reckon you're near the room it goes to, there's always a locked dore in the way!" "Yes I've noticed that," go Dooley, who is coming over. "Odd that isn't it?" "Locked dores, eh?" go Snatter. "I don't like that. I don't like that at all, that sounds like something a bit sort of sinister is happening. And when sinister things happen coming up to Christmas, it usually means I'm going to have to fight Mecha Snatter doesn't it. Usually I come up against him somehow. And I don't have a way to fight him! I've never actually had to fight him before, if he turns up this time I'm going to be in a bit of a ruddy pickle that's what." "Maybe he won't?" go Rose "No, I'm quite sure he probably will. And the star's really high up in the sky now. It must be Christmas Eve. That means he'll attack really soon! I'm worried! If only there was a way to fight him!" Dooley grin.  "I've got something you might be interested in down here," he go, and lead Snatter down some steps into the secret room, the room where the Loompas are all sitting and concentrating on something. How interesting! I really wonder what Dooley's actually up to with all those loompas. O well! While they're in there, let's eat this chocolate that came out of the dore. It's in the shape of a sort of little face, it's a bit like a face sort of, but it's sort of shield-shaped and divided up into lines, and under the eyes there are these sort of lines going down, that might just be lines, but they also make it look a bit like it's crying. But not sad! It's not like that dog chocolate, they're more like manly tears of how powerful and strong the face im. Well let's just nom that one up anyway, nom. Yeah, that feels powerful and brave. Wonder what's going on in Dooley's secret project room! It's so intreaging! O! Who's this? It's a man in a jumper. He looks quite nerdy and seems to be talking about Star Wars, but I don't think he's one of those Cranium Nerds because he's saying nice things about Star Wars.  "Well, I think that the picture quality offered by the DVDs more than makes up for any small changes to the film that I might disagree with. Greedo, for instance - it is a real shame that moment has been changed, and I'd like to hear more about why George felt it necessary, but I don't think it ruins the whole character of Han Solo as many insist. I think that one moment is more than overshadowed by Harrison Ford's performance throughout the trilogy. It's his interpretation of the character that really defines Han, not one moment early in the first film." but uh-oh, there are some cranium nerds behind him! They are whispering in his ear, and...  Bing! O noe! Now he's even nerdier! And he's got this sort of smug expression like he's going "look how much things I noe," and he's even got one of those hats that used to be for people like the man in the village ppl, but now this guy wear it to, probbly make him look clever or special or sommat, dunno, fashions change don't they. He's joined their pack and is stomping off with them, grumbling and complaining but feeling really big and clever about it. Oh dear, I wish they knew how nice it is just to be happy, it is nice to be grumpy but happy is nicer! I'll teach them somehow! Yeah! I'll teach them somehow! I'll show them how to be Christmassy! But you're right m80s, that won't be enough. We need to get this grumpiness at its source, and I bet Snatter will noe how. I'll find him. I'll find him, and togethre we'll help the Cranium Nerds be happy! They shouldn't be cross about things they like! not sure he was right about greedo tho mind. Buml0r fucked around with this message at Dec 19, 2008 around 23:58 |
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he must have takn some classes at ELF SCHOOL because he grew a beard so fast when the cranium Nerds pouncd on him! 
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I think it's part of whatever makes cranium nerds synch up the way they
do, like it's a sort of virus that infects them. I think it makes them
have little beards on big faces, lots of them seem to have that. Never mind that now tho, look, here's Snatter and Dooley coming out of the secret room again. "Do you think it could work?" say Snatter "I hope so," say Dooley, waving his arm about. "the Loompa are a proud and ancient people, their customs and traditions go back, ooh, thousands and thousands of years, longer than any record. Their ancient beliefs are very strong. Very strong. Strong enough? We shall yet see, but my faith is in them." and he wave his arm about because the Christmas Future bloke is standing there, and the thick gas that roils around out of his cloak (muhuhuhu) is getting really big, everything's all misty in here like a graveyard in a film! "Bit foggy isn't it," goe Snatter. "Yes, mind how you go," say Dooley. "Oh, I never told you what present I got out of my rucksack to give to those Christmas Nindgers," say SNatter! Good! I want to know what it was! "Well, I'm not sure what it was myself," say Snatter, "but they just fell into my hands when I was rummindging around in there, like it was just the right things, so I gave them to them. They were these sort of things that you put on your belt, and they've got a coin inside.  "Apparently they're good presents for ninjers because it makes them even better at being ninjers. They seemed to knoe about them more than I did." "That's good then Claus," say Dooley, "you're good at this present giving malarky!" "Yes! And they were my friends then, and came with me on my quest. I had my own ninjas! The next day, we came up against... "Christmas Mummies!!!"  "not a very good name there but they were all frightening and staggery! There were loads of them, more than I could give presents to before they got me, But this time, I had FRIENDS who were more than happy to fight them!  "They went, hyaaar yaaaar hiyaar yorrr, swi-yarrr! and the mummies went ubbleubbleubble! ubblobblobblubblubloblubbl! and then they fell down and Then! I gave them present! I will tell you what it is but first i want you to guess. can you guess dooley?" Dooley can't guess straight away. Who can think what Snatter would give loads of mummy's? Buml0r fucked around with this message at Dec 20, 2008 around 02:16 |
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Dec 20, 2008 02:12
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Buml0r posted:Dooley can't guess straight away. Who can think what Snatter would give loads of mummy's? Mummys like choklit and maraconi pictures and slippers i think.
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Dec 20, 2008 02:19
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Awww I thought thos things comed with robots tho. I thinks the nindgers
did like them! As for the christmas mummies, I think the snatter give
they each of their own boxes to sleep in because befor they all had to
sleeps in the same box! I did shared a room with me stister for years and years and all i noes is that when we got our own rums to sleep in i was sooooo happy because she steal me stuff all the time and now i can have all my stuff and sometimes i put a curse on it but anyway that's why the mummies are so mad and trying to hurt the snatter so they own boxes would make them happy.
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Dec 20, 2008 02:20
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him wraps looks a bit weared out, i think snatter gived them some new wraps, like some loveli wrapping paper but 1 of the mummys got cross n said he wanted hanner montanner paper n the other mummys kind of looked at him odd n moved away right quick 
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Dec 20, 2008 02:28
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I've never caught the previous Advent Calendars, but after reading all
these posts and catching up to this page, I can't help but feel filled
with Christmas-class jollyness. I hope that even a speech-impaired dope
like me can still get in on some of this well-illustrated holiday
antics. As for the Christmas Mummies, I have to say that they must be really chilly; what with living in a Christmas wonderland and having nothing but present-wrapping to keep them cozy (not to mention their lack of insulating internal organs). I think a set of big, fuzzy jackets and other assorted winter-wear would be the perfect thing to warm their non-existent hearts. EDIT: Nevermind; didn't read the first post enough ChickenHeart fucked around with this message at Dec 20, 2008 around 02:34 |
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