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Mummys love triangles yeah? All they day living an sleeping in triangles. Tobler1s. Snatter gived them tobler1s, the bigguns the shops have Christmastime. They tobler1s are delicious, festive, and each one is made of a bunch of triangles in a row line. RandomFerret fucked around with this message at Dec 20, 2008 around 16:21 |
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That mummy looks like it would like a sword of omens, or maybe a mirror.
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Dec 20, 2008 03:29
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mummys sleep for a loooong time i mean a loooooooong time so snata
probably got them a nice box to sleep in, all decorated with fancy
wrapping pper and ribbons nd bows and glitter. 
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Dec 20, 2008 04:12
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How about a box of Yummy Mummy? No mummy can resist its vanilla-y fragrance.
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Dec 20, 2008 08:22
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I believe what a mummy would want would be either an Egypt themed
Dragster or Jet Cycle with unnecessary ancient Egyptian related names.
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Dec 20, 2008 14:31
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i think all them angry mummies want them babies back and to maybe not
cry so much all the time in the pyrmayids. so i think snatter hav given
them them babies, with dummies and all. ooo stong choclit nom?
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Freya C-M posted:ooo stong choclit nom? sorry? pardon? onnistly, some of u lot talk really stupidally sometime.
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RandomFerret posted:Mummys love triangles yeah? All they day living an sleeping in triangles. No no nooe. Tobler1s are alreddy saved for John Kruk. 
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Dec 20, 2008 17:31
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I think they got bows to go with their festive wrapping paper!
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Dec 20, 2008 17:56
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I think them Mummies would like some Christmas Daddies. Daddies have
many uses, such as getting the top off a jam jar, mowing the lawn, and
washing the car. Plus, when not in use, they fall asleep in front of
the telly for easy storage.
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I think the mummies would appreciate some proper clothes so they don't
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^^ but it not his fault tho. i don't think he's that bad we shouldn't
be like the angries by being all cross ourselfves. I think we should
try and help if we can. Like get him TOP HAT. That would be GR8. Right, this is interesting tho, and it confirms a thinking that I've been have recently. I was just looking at a little bit over there, where there's a little wall sunk under a platform where elfs are building things and making things, and under them is just a wall, and some little lanterns and that. Well, I was just looking at it, and a dore sort of appreared on the wall with 20 written on. And I don't mean it went ping and appeared or that it faded in or even did a big boingy morph like in films from the 90s did, when they thought morphing was new even though we could do it in DPaint for years. No, it didn't appear like that, it was more like sort of, well, there wasn't anything particular about this wall right, and i'd been staring at it for a bit just because my eyes had rested on it, and let it also be borne in mind right, that I hadn't been thinking about it being time for dore 20 yet, because tbqh I don't see how it possibly could be time yet. And then let any m8 explain to me, if he can, how it happen that I, having look at the wall, see in the wall, without its undergoing any intermediate process of change, not a wall, but a big lovely dore with a 20 on it!! And this is something I've been thinking about. Because SNatter said it was CHristmas Eve a bit ago, didn't he. But when we went in the calender, it wasn't nearly Christmas Eve yet. It still shouldn't be it. Isn't it weird how we haven't even been in this calender for even a day yet, and we've had loads of dores appearing with different numbers on and chocolates in? I'd at least expect to have been here more than just a little bit for that to happen! I think not only did we fall into the calender and land in Christmas Eve centuries ago when Snatter young, but also something timey is happening! Time isn't proper here! O hang on, I think Snatter's heading off somewhere. I say I think, it's tricky to tell what with all this stupid MIST everywhere. Thanks, Christmas Future bloke thanks very much. It's getting actually really foggy now, it's like Christmas Future is trying to impend on us, like future is looming all around us and there so much of him that we can't even see, or hope to do anything, because future is looming and lurking and being a great big bumhead. Stop being so scary, Christmas Future! Oh but yeah Snatter is going with DOoley somewhere so I'm going to see if I can catch him and tell him about the angry blokes that we need to chere up. Ok. Snatter! Hay, Snatter? Oy! Oh he not listening! He's listening to Dooley who is going "I have spoken to Bowy and Henson earlier today. Our friend is on his way, and so everything is falling into place. The project will unfold just as I planned it, now all that remains to be seen is what the Antisnatter actually has in mind. We have a time, but no details about what he will do. That is the only concern. Perhaps you would like to inspect the slé? The men have done a good job with it." Snatter's going, let's run along with him. Snatter! Oy Snatter! Snat - tar! Why won't he listening?! O wait I noe! Maybe we're not really here, but only watching as spectral visitors! Maybe we're really standing outside looking at the calender or something! Or the magic of the calender means we can't talk to Snatter and that. I'm trying to think if we've ever actually spoken to him before and I don't think we have! Last year we just sort of hung around and watched him do things didn't we! That's probbly how it works. O well, I bet Snatter will notice the grumpy men soon, there's more and more of them turning up everywhere. There's the slé. I think it's the same one Snatter born in! But they've paitned it red, Dooley's saying now that paint it red makes it go faster. That must be why Snatter could go faster when he woke up in red clothes. But wait tho! Because this is all well and good, but, sley won't go anywhere if there aren't anyone pulling it! Snatter should have some reindeer and that. Shouldn't he? I can't think what reindeers he should have tho, they've got a few. O look, here's Duddles leaning. O no he's really leaning against that wall, really really leaning, I think he look sad. Stop being sad Duddles! Your friend will be better soon you'll see! Duddles goe, "you should probably talk to Prancer and Dancer. They're the best reindeers at flying. They might be a bit... unkind to some people, sometimes, but they'll do the job best." Snatter do a nice smile at Duddles. Then he walk off. Wonder where to Cor dear I can hardly see, this is certainly one foggy Christmas Eve. Let's folow Snatter see where he goe. Buml0r fucked around with this message at Dec 20, 2008 around 23:39 |
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Oooee m80s, something tells me we need Rudolph tonite. Maybe its that himme red nose let him fly faster?
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Buml0r posted:
Ooh! That remind me of somthin!! Then one foggy Christmas Eve Snatter came to say rudolf with ur noze so red wont u take my wife to bed! hehe well thats how we singed it but Snatter not have a wife, so wot cud it be????
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Dec 20, 2008 23:58
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Yeah, eurhh, snatter would'nt have a wife! Girls can't do things
properly like make wooden toys and have NINDGERS. THey do stupid things
like wear, ooh, oo pretty dresses oo, and oo make husbands eat cellery
because they don't want them to be fatt, ooe. Snatt'ers too brilliant
to have a wife. We're down in stabbles now, where the reindeer are. They're all snering and chuckling and Rudolph is grumping in the forner. He doesn't even look drunk today. I wonder if he saw that Duddles was sad and stopped ir what happened Snatter go up to reindeers he will probbly go to prancer an - oe! He go to Rudolph! He go to rudolph, RUDOLPH? he goe, WITH YOUR NOSE SO BRITE (rudolph not sure about that bit,) WON'T YOU GUIDE MY SLÉ TONIGHT?? Wow! Rudolph goe :O he can't believe sntaer would ask him to do it when he's got a reputation for being drunk! But he show Snatter that he have no bottles today, he never ever gets drunk on a day when sleys might have to fly, just in case he's needed! O Rudolph, that's very sensibble! Maybe you will be able to stop being an alcoholic after eights! all! Bohh, look at those other reindeers faces theyre jealous! And off they ride, Snatter and Rudolph, to fight evil Antisnatter together! Come on, run, we can watch them goe!!  Yeahhh! Look at that! And here in the Grottoe all the Elf's look really happy especialy Duddles! WHo's waving him hat and watching Rudolph be amazing! Rudlof is going to be attached to Sley in a bit and then off they'll go to try and fight Antisnatter probably! Not sure where he is but if anyone can find him it's Snatter! O look! Rose looks a bit funny after seeing snatter posing on that horse. she's gone all funny-looking her eys are a bit odd and really watching him very hard. "No," she goe quietly. "It's a silly idea. It must be him, it must be, look at him in those clothes and on that reindeer. It must be him. It'll be him, I know it. I couldn't, he would never, it wouldn't be right, the CHosen One! No, it wouldn't be right. Oh but look at him in those red clothes! ...Noe!" She looks a bit cross! Sort of with herself! Pore Rose I hope she's ok. Uh-oh tho  Bloke of Christmas Future is talking to her. Well not talking, he never seeme to talk, but here he im. "Future?" say Rose. "Christmas Future...?" and strange pictures appear in the fog of christmas future! Ooe, what are these pictures?  It is a lady cuddling Snatter Claus! What! Don't let her do that Snatter! And it's Proper Snatter, when he is fat and they've found out he's Snatter and everything. Actually maybe she's not so bad because they look really happy and nice!  Oh look at them she's fiddling with his coat and things like a wife, I wonder why Christmas Future show Rose this?  Look at them overseeing elf's! I must have been wrong, maybe a Mrs Snatter would be useful for something, dunno what tho but probably girls are good at some things blokes don't want to do.  case in point, HEHEHE she's made him eat sellery, I said so! Hehe he looks grumpy and she's going mohh. Fair point tho mrs snatter he is a bit tubby in the Christmas Future. The images change and there are lots and there nice. But Rose looks a bit worried, and she goe, "But... I couldn't presume to... he's the Chosen One! What if, what if I don't? What if I keep quiet? There will be someone else for me, won't there? Someone else, surely, someone less... less... someone else." ooe, the pictures change, and Christmas Future point solemnly.  O dear, it's the same lady, but now she's in a grumpy bed with a grumpy! That does not look as good at all!  No they don't look as happy as the one of her before with Snatter! Christmas Future sort of sail off backwards into background and images goe, and she is left looking all funny. Pore her! What will she doo! O, here come Snatter, he's got another one of those spunes look! Rose suddenly run off looking all flustered, that strange but then she is a GIRL. "Great news!" say Snatter! "Rudolph had the last spune! Look!" and the spune fly out of him hand! Where's it going? It going outside! Dooley giving Snatter a VERY funny look and he run after it, and Snattre, and everyone! Let's go come on! M80s, the spunes are all outside and they're whirling around! They're whirling! Some of them are going onto each other like they're magnetsy! There handles bend round and wind up, and lock onto each other like latches and locks! Dooley look at Snatter. "Claus," he goe. "Tell me you haven't." "Wot?" goe Snatter, "This must be it, this must be what they do! Don't you see, I've found them all! All of the spoons, reunited!" Aah! I never seen Dooley do that before! Dooley went >:( at Snatter! With big angry face! "Those aren't... RUNCIBLE SPOONS are they??" he sae! O no he's really cross as if you shouldn't get runcible spunes! "Yes! They're the only thing that can defeat the Antisnatter," say Snatter! "It's what I've been telling you this whole time, but you were too busy thinking about your secret project to listen! I'm trying to tell you, everything's going to be fine! Now I have the Runcible Spoons, we can definitely defeat the Antisnatter!" Dooley im really crosspatch though!! "Why didn't you tell me those spoons of yours were runcible? They're runcing right now! The spoons are runcing!!" And they're really runcing up a storm right now m80s yeah! Look at them they're all clipping together and whirlying round in the sky look! Look at them, you can hardly tell what shape the spunes are any more there's so many and they're so scribbled together! It's tricky to discern any sort of intelligible shapes in there at all, it's just a big whirly bundle of spunes whirling and grinding and creaking, and snapping and sliding together and around each other! Jutting spikes and shapes of spunes, clicking in and out and reshaping and changing to fit some intricate plan! WHAT ARE THEY DOING?? What is Runcing m80s?? How can a heap of bundly spoons defeat the Antisnatter and why is Dooley cross about it? Maybe they're his best spoons and now they're all getting scrunched up! What is this thing made of spoons? Is it a bird? Is it a bard? What is it?? o by the way I didn't show you the chocolate i got out of that dore that appeared in the wall before, hang on i'll go and get it, i left it in there so we could run after snatter, brb.
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EDIT: I need to learn to refresh before I post. What's happening to the spunes! Some sort of magic to help fight off the Antisnatter? CrackSpider fucked around with this message at Dec 21, 2008 around 00:51 |
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Many small, runcible bits and things made of metal getting runced
together to form a big thingy also made of metal? It's a thiiing! I
hope it's not mechasnatter or some other quantum like bad thing.
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i think u r a bit meen to girls my mum told me girls can do nething
boys can, course shes a girl so she wud say that! also girls used to
have cooties but i think recently they getting over them cos they
looking lots helthyer now lots helthyer very fit i likes to look at them brb
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Dec 21, 2008 02:44
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Maybe it's a bigger, shinier spune? The Master Spune?
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Is it the Dish, the Cat, or the Dog? Maybe it's a very small snowman?
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Oh goodness. If Rose doesn't throw herself at Snatter, she'll just be a Daisy!
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you never told us what the mummies got form snata! I BET THEY GOT BABYS. BABBY DOLLS because theyre mummies do you see
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Buml0r posted:sorry? pardon? well pardon me for bein a bit ecxited, it is really christmas you knoe! it not my fault my typing got away from me a bit i mean to sae really. not my fault you swallowed a dictionary mohohohomloh anyway enough about that wats all this runcible spune business? was it all maybe a snattertrapping snattertrap?
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o yah the mummies! did they get moysterizer for der dry skin?
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hay hurry up an get the chocky cos the spunes are runcing an i wanna be hear to watch! ooooeeeee! mooohohhoo an wat if Snatter gave the mummys babies bc they wanna be proper mums mooooh
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Here I am back with the chocolate, sorry it took me a couple of
minutes. Here it is look, it's a ... well it's a rectangle, with
writing on it, like a ticket or something. Too small to read (probably
just scribles anyway). Wonder why that is? Have bits everyone. O wait yeah, the ... the spunes! O look! The spuns are almost finsihed Runcing! But what on earth does Runcing do?? They're all latched together and bitsey and scribbledy and difficult to see shapes of! But it... but it familiar... somehow. Some of spunes are different coloured spunes like red and that, which I thought was only right bcause they are to do with christmas but i dunno, some of those patterns they're going in... Snatter goe, "But Dooley, they are meant to fight the Antisnatter! How could something meant for fighting the Antisnatter be bad and make you worriedey? The Antisnatter is really bad. For instance, after I defeated the christmas mummies by giving them The Receipt..." "The what?" "The Receipt, sorry I thought I explained that. Basically christmas mummies have this one really bad problem which is that they are all wrapped up in wrapping paper, so they keep thinking each other is a present. so they unwrap it, but instead of getting something nice, they get a rotting cadaver. And it just flops over because it's the ribbons and boes that animate them from the dead. So they're all stuck with these unwanted presents of rotting corpses. "So I gave them The Receipt! They all took each other back to thes shop and came home all beautiful and haelthy people wrapped up in boes! It was rlly nice and they're happy ppl now just wrapped up ppl! "But no, what I was saying was, after that, I went deep into the haunted dark lands presided over by the Antisnatter. And there I fought..." THE EVIL CHRISTMAS SPIDORS!!  "Yes! The evil spidor who bit the Antisnatter and made him the Antisnatter now has a nest and loads of itself, and they were guarding some spoons! Horrible! They were horrible augh! As usual, a present sorted them out, maybe you can guess what it was, but the point is stuff to do with the Antisnatter is all very horrid. "ENY ANEMY OF MY ENNIMY IS MY FREND JUST ABOUT! So what could be so bad about these spunes once they have Runced??" Dooley just point scaredly up at the sky where the spunes have clipped together. and there towering above everything is one gigantic shape it is clipped and clacked together made of thousands of spunes that have joined and clasped and become big chunks of metal grinding gears, whirling wheels bits sliding and churning, complex systems and constructions... the spunes have runced. and there... im.... NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEE MM8888888SSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!  OOE NOOOEEE IT'S HIM! IT'S HIM! IT'S MECHA SNATTER, M8!!! But now he looks like he's made out of cutlery!!! He's made of spoons version of Mecha Snatter!! That's not what we wanted!!! O massive mech of bedlam! O violent night! This is the most worst monstrosity in all of Christmas, built on a scale larger than the human mind can comprehend and bent on devastation! He's here to unleash countless jingle hells upon us, to sing his slaying song tonight!! How can we possibly withstand such a force of horror!! Could we: 1) Pull him spoony beard  2) Smack him to his spoony bum  3) Tell him that G1 he was better  4) WIGGLE HE.  All of them might be a bit of an empty gesture tho because look at the size of him!! Snatter looks stricken! "Nooe!" he goe! "This is the worst he yet! I can barely even tell where his arms and leg bits are, he's just a load of spoonsey scribble!! His silhouette isn't recognisable and if they made toys of him, they'd have to make them nothing like him or else they'd have to be so complex nobody could play with them! I don't like this new Mecha Snatter at allll noooeee!!!" "Yes," say a voice nearby sniffily, "and while he did make the correct sound, he didn't make it enough." who say that? i wonder if it was one of those grumpy ppl "What do we do?" go Snatter. "You're the adventurer," say Dooley. "Any ideas?" "Noe! I never had to actually fight any of those monsters I met, I just gave them presents! My new clothes came with a rucksack, and it knows what people want most in the world somehow and it produces just that all wrapped up as a present! But all of those monsters were just misunderstood, they weren't evil, they were just lacking something they needed, and that makes lots of people cross! But, but Mecha Snatter, he is actually an evil machine, a menace, it doesn’t think or feel, it doesn’t want any presents other than the destruction of Christmas! What can I do??" and Dooley smile. "I have an idea." Snatter smile too! "The secret project!" "Yep. The Loompa are, after all, a very ancient and spiritual race. Their belief will see us through. They're in there right now believing. I think it's time we gave them the word to strike, to reach out with their beliefs and save Christmas! Snatter grin really much. What is secret project??? I haven't seen any chocklate yet, so i think we're going to see it any minute now!! WHAT WILL IT BE???
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 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBuml0r posted:3) Tell him that G1 he was better At first I thought we should do this but i think that the cranium nerds are getting to me because having things exactly the same as how you remember them when you were a we baby is dumb and things change so we should just deal. Buml0r posted:4) WIGGLE HE. WIGGLE HE WIGGLE HE Then do the rest (but not 3)
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i dunoe M8 that sure is a mean ol' Mechasnatter and there's loads o choices and possibili-Buml0r posted:4) WIGGLE HE. WIGGLE HE
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Buml0r posted:THE EVIL CHRISTMAS SPIDORS!! I knew that aside from delivering toys to all the worlds children, Snatter's main occupation was his endless war against the spiders from space. Anyhow, I agree with Robotic T-Rex, Start by Wiggling He then work through 1 and 2 (if you can find the time he looks like he needs a lot of wiggle).
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WIGGLE HE is always the way to go. Unless Snatter can ask his ninja friends to help him pilot Mecha Snatter instead.
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WIGGLE HE WIGGLE HE SMACK HIM TO HIS BUM! SOON AS HE'S EMERGIN CAST ASPERSIONS ON HIM MUM!
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^^^ his idear is gud too i think we shud tell him taht the mium of he does spleeing with many humans  after that, WIGGLE HE
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Dec 22, 2008 00:59
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WIGGLE HE has always gotten us out of tight spots before!
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there is no option. his must be wiggled (or maybe waggled -- its hard
to tell but i think tihs is an emergency nd desperate measures are
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He im too big for Snatter to wiggle he, but the power of belief is the
power of make giant robot to be controlled by Snatter's ninger friends,
then giant ninger Snatter robot wiggle he for Snatter and FOR CHRISTMAS. Spidors am supposed to have ate i's, but thems have only one, maybe Snatter gives them i's? Or collidyscopes so thems look like they have ate i's?
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Dec 22, 2008 03:02
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Oh, I've been waiting weeks to say this. WIGGLE HE!
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Dec 22, 2008 03:06
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I'm not familiar at all about this "Wiggle He" business, but any option
that is illustrated with a two-frame animated gif gets my vote! Those evil Christmas Spiders must have a lot of trouble getting around with only one eye; a lack of depth perception would ruin any giant carnivorous insect's day, so maybe that's why they're so evil in the first place. Maybe Snatter pulled out a hideous, spider-like Optometrist from his bag to present the cycloptic arachnids the opportunity for high quality eye care!
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Dec 22, 2008 03:08
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teh spidors arnt reely evil, tehyre misunderstood. snatter got them
some group therepii so tehy can work thru there validation issues n
lern to gain effectshun in a positive way
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Wiggle he AND pull him beard. I really think this is the only combination!!! he gave them spiders boots. this way they look super stylish.
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Dec 22, 2008 04:13
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Wigglin must be proper, lest we fogret the spirate of christass!
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