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OoooooOooo can we do all of the above? Him looks like maybe even
tougher than the last mechaSnatter so I say we do all in order and of
course save WIGGLE HE for last. Or if we can do only one, WIGGLE HE
WIGGLE HE Also I thinks Snatter give the spiders curds and whey!
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SNatt0r shuld give sPied0rs a box set off the next series of Dr Woo,
coz it's gonna be wrotted by him Little Miss Moffett and Snata noes
about timey wimey stuffs just like him Doctor so he cans get stuff like
Doovdés from the futur.Buml0r posted:Could we: Oh noes! I totally saw this coming! D: The answer is clearly a one two, one two three four... By the way (that's internet for btw) my youngest son (him called Egbert) thought the Ballaad went "Soon as he gets here cast Aspergers at his mum" soe I think he must be going to be a gune like his dadd  also "Gunes with Spunes" mohhohhoh
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built it," goe Snowgran. "There were once titans, who walked their
world the same way you and I do. Great gigantic men and beasts made
from metal and rivets and screws, oiled and sparkling. I know about
this because I have a twenty-eight-year-old son who never stops going
on about them." "Why don't the Titans exist now grannyyyy?" "Well, because nobody believes in them any more. That's why." Dooley strike a big pose here with a pointy finger forwards, because his Loompas have all been in a room for ages, believing. Loompas are an ancient ppl and they remember the time of the Titans! They believe in Titans! They've been sitting round believing for ages! And now, finally, the Secret Project is complete! Loompas have summoned... GOOD SNATTER TITAN!  Yes! That's much better! This just the sort of thing we want! YEahhh, new good mecha snatter versus bad mecha snatter! Who will win? will it be good mecha snatter? will it be bad mecha snatter? will it be steam? the tension is unbearable here at the track tonight! O no, they're fighting, but something is draining good Mecha Snatter's powers! But what? Doesn't the Loompas believe in him hard enough? They loved the old times of the Titans and summoned this new good Mecha Snatter as a tribute, out of love, as an expression of all their fondness for those old times - but public opinion seems to be swayed against good Mecha Snatter for no reason, even though he's good Mecha Snatter! The only really good Mecha Snatter in years! How can there be such a backlash of hatred towards such a gr8 m8! I think there must be those ppl nearby, the ones who don't like things  Snatter looks like he's in a quandary too. "SO the Runcible Spunes really are able to defeat the Antisnatter," he say. "By destroying everything to do with Christmas, including him! But also including THE WHOLE WORLD ON CHRISTMAS!! What do I doe?! If Mecha Snatter doesn't destroy the world, Antisnatter will probbly do something just as horrible! If only I knew what he was doing!" Then a man's voice go, "Sir! Sir!" It's T-Shirt boy!! He's a tall man now by the end of this. "Sir! I've escaped the clutches of the Antisnatter! He's been forcing me to do his bidding!" Dooley whirly round. "What!" "Ye! But I didn't want to! He captured me like he captured all those Snomen!" "Snoemen?!" say dooley & snatter "Yes! He's been keeping them in his horrible torture chamber and doing terrible, terrible experiments! I've been trying to saved snowmen where i could, but it never worked, it never worked! I would set them free but they were only bits of SNowmen left, like legs or arms and tummy! And they would try and scramble to freedom but always either he#'d catch them or they'd go outside and melt in the sun! It was horrible!! Someone needs to stop him!" "Where is the Antisnatter? What is he doing?" go Snatter. "He's in the grottoe!" "Noe!" "Ye! He's locked down a bit of the castle for himself to be in!" "Wait," say Dooley, "not those locked doors? The ones leading to where the fruit shute comes from?" "Yes! That was all part of his plan! He was getting fruit and making new fruits with them all to throw you off the scent! Getting shipments in and growing his own, really fresh amazing fruits & veg and that! He thought if he did something nice, nobody would question it and they'd think it was Christmas Magic, he say you all believe in that too much!" "My melon," say Snatter sadly. "That lovely melon I had from Rose... it was so nice! And that was from: THE ANTISNATTER??" That rotter! I'll get him!" "But that's not all!" go T-shirt! "He's got a big cannon in there or something, I think he's, I think he's going to shoot the Christmas Star out of the sky!!" O NO, goes snatter! OE NO! I WILL STOP HIM and he MARCH OFF! There's a chocolate here too look, this bit of bricks on the wall of grotto peel back with number 22 on it! And inside is a chocolate of... Oe I see, yes! It's that face we had a chocolate of before, the shield shaped face with the lines on and crying eyes. Only now there's a chocolate of a christmas tree sellotaped over it. Tuck in lads!! Buml0r fucked around with this message at Dec 22, 2008 around 14:09 |
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quite fine choclut i must say, it's offally nice the arkangel michael bay invented runcing you noe, but he's a bumhead who don't noe nothing of how to make a real mechasnatter mohh. Things will turn out right 1 way or another.
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Oh gosh, I feel like we're hurdling towards some kind of conclusion 
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Dec 22, 2008 14:45
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Mnnnnn Chocolate! I can hardly keep it down with the tension! Snatter fighting AntiSnatter! MechaSnatter VS Snatter Titan! I'm so exited!
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Dec 22, 2008 15:12
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O I see wat it is m8s! I bet those Uber Nerdy rotters are disbelieving
the magic of the gud Mechasnatter and sucking out its power cause they
prolly think its not as cool as the bad one or something I dono Forget the runced Mecha Snatter, those bottomheads are the ones who deserve a good solid old fashioned wiggling you ask me oe also choccy nom nom nom
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Dec 22, 2008 15:35
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Good Mecha Snater can't wiggle him beard or nething or hed get his hand
cut off! Evil Mecha Snattr is all sharp pointy bits and Good Mecha
Snatter is all curvy lines, this is why they are opposits and the
cranium nerds hate both thems. It could be worse cranium nerds, at least they are not MONKIES ha ha!
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Mirage posted:Forget the runced Mecha Snatter, those bottomheads are the ones who deserve a good solid old fashioned wiggling you ask me ooo ooo ooo hes right hes right hes right you kno! we should wiggle they the cranium nerds until whatevers wrong in them heads wiggles loose and they start talking some sense, that might help good mecha snatter! choclit of fight-scene-based-tension? nom nom nom
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buml0r i is so happy u survived teh nite! i think we need too wiggle she great grandmum snoman, she the one tell snatter to get runcible spunes! also u didnt say wat snatter got the spidors 
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o massive mech of beldam! i hope it works to wiggle he, im woried about chritmasm 
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Dec 22, 2008 19:09
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Supporting notion of wiggle thems grumpys. And, it WAS he mechasnatter!
I guessed it, gimme some of that transformersd choc pls
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I guess the thread has affected me on a subconscious level, because I
was just catching up and then went to the location bar to catch up on
some news, and accidentally typed cnn.nom I would like to see .nom become a top level domain by next xmas.
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gunes with spunes could set up a website at omnom.nom.
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okay doom baboon, you get to have the chocolate. It's only fair we give
some other ppl a bit tho so do you want the shieldey face or the tree
stuck over it? other ppl can divide up the remainder. So! It must be time for another dore, because it's all kicking off here!! Snatter has hitched up him sley and off he fly into the snowy night!  Just watch him go! Was that Rudolph, painting starlight through the sky? It surely is, for Rudolph is Guiding him Slé Tonight! Brilliant wooo! This is good And Snatter goes flying up, and down into an opened up ceiling bit in the grottoe, directly down into the rume where the locked dores led to. That's right! Because T-Shirt said he was going to shoot at the star, Snatter worked out that he would be in a rume where there is a big hole in he ceiling that you can see the Christmas Star out of when it's at its Zenith. Well it just so happne that they have such a room, where they usually wait for the Christmas Star to be directly overhead, an then it's Seaons Greetings when they see it there! Snatter fly down into there, and he see...  The Antisnatter! He is looking into a huge clockworky thing of some description. He do a big wheely-roundy and go "CLAUS! How did I know you would turn up sooner or later!" "Cease this wrongdoing, the Antisnatter," goe Snatter heroickly! "Stand down now, and you may yet save yourself the indignity of standing trial later!" "Hurrr," laugh the Antisnatter! "Harrr! What can you doe? You are nothing but a loely pupil of Elf School!" "But I have the Snatting Hat. Until a Snatter is selected, I have been allowed to weild it, and the Snatty powers that go with it, such as shouting at the Antisnatter and having a sparkly sword made from wood that I never use. And making friends with Christmas Ninja Rangers." "Ah, but you will never connect with the spirit of Christmas!" "Wot?" The Antisnatter do a great big sneer. "Lapland is ablaze with rumours, Claus. You must have heard them. That the Spirit Of Christmas is fading, that it is dying. The bounce and the sparkle has gone out of the people, the decorations in the Grotto aren't what they ought to be. And they're right! The Spirit of Christmas will die, and I shall cause it to be!!! HArrrr hurrn hnarruhrrr. The time approaches Claus, the star is rising! It is nearly Christmas Day and then I shall strike! The spirits of Christmas Past, Present and Future shall perish, and the very Spirit of Christmas itself, constituting the sum of the three, shall be no more. Harrr." "And what's this then, Antisnatter? What do you need all this for?" Snatter means the big thing he's looking int. Antisnatter looks excited by this. "This wonderful contraption is currently acting as a microscope, with which I am examining a very interesting relic of Christmas Future that my minions discovered here recently. A sand timer, through which I have been able to track your whereabouts and your movements within the framework of my master plan!" OE NOE! m8s I think by coming here we've helped the Antisnatter somehow! "Currently I am observing a gentleman by the name of... Marley."  "Observe, the box of doughnuts he has on his desk, which he has been happily eating from since the very beginning of December, in some far-flung century. Every day the box is replenished, and every day he eats every morsel within it."  "What has this to do with anything?" say Snatter. Antisnatter only laughs! "I had a plan, Snatter. I had a marvellous plan but it was foiled by a mere Snowman, whose time-travelling antics altered reality in such ways, such cheating, treacherous ways, that not only was my plan foiled but his entire race was cursed and their means of life disfigured. They call him the Cursed One. "Naturally I realised the scene of his leap through time, the precise spot where it happened, might be a source of concentrated energy of a type I might hope to harness and to bend to my own use. I spent years examining the scene of the Snowman’s disappearance from spacetime, examining the cellular makeup of the snow there, and what I discovered... I hardly know how to tell you. It's so exciting. You won't believe what I tell you, I tell you!" "What! What did you find, you blackguard??" say Snatter defiantly! He's getting all heroey, I like this. "I discovered... a new element. That's right, an element unprecedented anywhere else on the periodical table, and yet sharing many properties with... chocolate. Oh but this kind of chocolate has never been seen, never been tasted and perhaps should never be! This element that I discovered was the darkmatter of time, the antithesis to reality. This was chocolate that existed in all forms and none simultaneously. This was...quantum chocolate!!!" Oe M8S, we know all about Quantum Chocolate don't we! Cause remember, we first found it in a crazy special dore in that first time we had a calender together, when all of Christmas of all time and space collided into one chocolate, and then it gave Noddy Holder his powers and turned him into the Herald of Christmas, and then the snowman had it and did all that crazy time magic with it last year! O noe now the Antisnatter's Scienced all over it, what will happen??!! "Quantum chocolate?" gasp snatter, "that is silly" "Silly it may be," say Antisnatter, "but such were my true findings. I then set to work trying to replicate this material, by necessity experimenting on the hearts and minds of Snowmen to discover what chilling thoughts, what cold hearts could allow a race to give birth to an individual prepared to curse their entire race for the sake of Christmas. I sifted their icy blood, kneaded the snow that binds and shapes them, and I took it and I made new materials with it. Their thoughts, their blood, condensed and mixed into potions and jellies and liquids of all kinds, until I hit precisely the formula I needed. And this man, this Bob Marley, is the key to my dark plan, Snatter. Using my findings on the subject of Quantum Chocolate and my experiments with Snowmen, I have discovered a workable method to send a special doughnut," (he hold up a donut,) "through time!! All that is required is to attach it to Snowman’s quantum slipstream, to the point far in the future where, with much divination, I have discovered my spell will hit its mark." "You're making no sense, Antisnatter!" shout snatter and he is right i think. "What spell? What mark? What good will this do you? What is your plan, Antisnatter??" Antisnatter grin horribly, and all his wifty-wufty girly pointiness seem to disappear and we can see through it to how really horrible he is. Although i think he loosk better this way tbh  "How do you imagine Bob Marley likes his doughnuts, Snatter?" ask Antisnatter crip tickly "I'm sure I can't guess," say Snatter huffily "Wi' jam in!" bellow triumphant Antisnatter. "And I hope you like jam in too, because the whole world is about to get a dose! These doughnuts are filled with my own very special jam, concocted from the frosty blood of the Snowman traitor, collected and cloned at the scene of his strange quantum deed last year, and they are iced with nothing less than a fine powder of quantum chocolate!! "Yes! When Marley eats one of my special doughnuts, sent through time by extremely convoluted means, the quantum properties of the chocolate will take effect. Thousands of possibilities will play out until observed, and I'm the man with the looking-glass! Har har hurrr! The co-ordinates set and the scope customised, it is an easy matter to observe precisely the outcome I want, and in doing so, bring it into being. My plan, my delicious, wonderful plan, to turn this contraption onto as many Marleys throughout history as I could, and tease and guide the intoxicating effects of that doughnut to clasp onto the hearts of each. The bloodstream, then, of these other Marleys, as many as I can view, would become polluted with that killer's blood. "And one of them... one of them, infused with this chilling ice, this cold-hearted frost, one would meet a man of just the very precise kind, a good man at the heart of him but obsessive, easily influenced, whose greed would be awoken by one such a cold man, by this Marley, and who would become infected by that same cold blood. "I have seen it, Snatter, in the quantum slipstream's account of the future! Upon this Marley's death, my germ, my disease, will become airborne and infect those around it. His partner will be the first of the Crania. Hated and despised, he will stalk the streets like a cold wind. As long as those around him are warm and happy people they will be protected, the plague will not reach them. But by then it will be too late, the plague will be airborne and will settle, waiting for centuries to infect the susceptible. The miserable, the easily led. In the future, they are the ones who will read of your life and your Christmastide, but will not feel the spirit of Christmas, they are the ones who sneer and snarl, who sniff and curl their lip, and hate their parents for telling them about Snatter, who count their collections and keep them close to their heart and their bed in their darkened dungeons. "The first will be called Scrooge! And he will hoarde his collection and hiss and snarl at those who approach it...  "In later ages they will be called Cranium Nerds, and they will be no different or less foul.   "Always at war with the world around them, always collecting, collecting, then hoarding and never using what they have gained. Polishing it, counting it, looking at it and never, never using it. Soon they will be everywhere, a spreading plague. The Scrooge Plague which I created by experimenting on the frost-minds and ice-hearts of Snowmen. They will hate and mock all that they are not, and even those like them will be enemies to be bested. And this will last forever!" Snatter stand all posey! "I'll never let you do this!" He shout! "I'll stop you before you have your chance!" Antisnatter shoot him a quizzickle look with raised eyebrowe. "Do it?" he say. "Christopher, do you take me for a - a wincing, swirly-haired, pointy-chinned lady-man villain from some predictable JRPG? Do you seriously think I'd explain my masterstroke if there was the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? "I did it thirty-five minutes ago!" oe no! And in the sand timer I can see Bob Marley biting down on the donutte! IT WAS ALREADY THERE! ANTISNATTER ALREADY SENT IT THROO TIME!! Christmas is DUMED!!! Outside, the Titans do battle, and the dark silhouettes of a thousand angry men watch them with keen, critical eye!  Today's chocolate is of a spider's web covered in little christmas lights and tinsel. That's weird, I wonder wh - - oe! THat's what Snatter gave the spidors as a present! Decorations for their webs! That's all they were cross about, they hadn't got anything to decorate the place with for xmas! Hehehe that's nice. nice.  OE M8S 
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O M8's the tension! I don't know if I can take any more, my lusty urge
for Chocolit are dying! Who will save Christmas if Snatter can't!?! (Those cranium nerds really are something awful, They shall need a wiggling on mass!) thegreatpob fucked around with this message at Dec 23, 2008 around 00:52 |
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Dec 23, 2008 00:50
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...snoeman blood? jellyed snoeman blood? JELLYED SNOMAN BLOOD?!  at least now we know weher all them stupid bloodey buggers is from but what good it does us???? CRISMAS IS DOOMED D:
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Dec 23, 2008 00:56
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Chin up m8s! Christmas is never duumed, Snatter'll save us! I hope
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Sister Miyagi posted:...snoeman blood? I no!! I can't believe even the Antisnatter is horrid enough to do something like that BUT HE IM!
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Dec 23, 2008 01:54
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 nom om om nom nom those poor snoemans. oe i hopes the snatter can beat the antisnatter cause him is a BAD BAD MAN
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snata. I BELIEVE IN THE SPIRIT OF CHIRSTMAS. PS IS THere any chance we could get the lyrics to the ballad of Mecha snatter in order to help us believe in the spirrit of christman more?
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This time-bending advent calendar has suddenly become very confusing,
but if whatever made sense is true, then the world is doomed to
becoming Scrooge-like hoarders! Anti-Snatter may have already sent the villainous pastry, but with all this time-travel involved, maybe something can still be done! Buml0r, is there anyway you can escape the Advent Calendar to warn Mr. Infodesk? (also is it just me or are some of the images not showing up? Some of the updates just consist of long blocks of text with no chocolates or anything)
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 Oe m8s. Oe no. But.. but surely Marley is Iron like a Lion in Zion. Surely he will not give into the evil jelli. Surely Good Snatter Titan will defeat Mechasnatter and light our darkest our. Surely them cranium nerds will get a good smack. I'll just be hiding behind the couch until that happens.
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Robotic T-Rex posted:But.. but surely Marley is Iron like a Lion in Zion. Surely he will not give into the evil jelli. I dunno, the man WAS killed by a toe laceration.
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I'll take the face chocolate, wooh! You guys take the rest, and try not
to nom an gulp it all downs too fast, it may be your last crismos
chocolate...
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I think I saw a programme bout some Crania on Animal Planet, boy she sure did have a lot of cats!
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o how interesting I was justrooting about in the snoe (it's what i do when i'm nervous, as you can imagine i get in a right state when there isn't any sneo) and I found a big number 23! It must be 23 dore day already somehow, it's like each day only lasts long enough for one interesting thing to hppen like i'm walking about only existing in the context of this story and that. what a downer! But at least it means probably it'll be christmas by the time we get out and we won't have to wait for the rest of december! O wait, what will my mumm say? O dear! O DEAR i've been gone for ALL OF DECEMBRE! SHe probly really scared and sending police around and stuff! I've got to get out of here! plus i've got the words to the wigglysong writen down at home so i can get them then. But I'm even more worried about these fightin' titan's i mean, there battle will determine the outcome of all things! If evil Mecha Snatter win, he will destroy all of the christmas! All of it! But if good mecah snatter win, then Antisnatter will probably destroy all of the christmas!! This is a terible situation!!! So I pulled up the bit of flore and got out a chocolate and look - it seem to be in the shape of a floppty hat and a scarf. that's a strange thing for it to be in shape of isn't it m80s.
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Buml0r posted:So I pulled up the bit of flore and got out a chocolate and look - it seem to be in the shape of a floppty hat and a scarf. that's a strange thing for it to be in shape of isn't it m80s. That's not strange at all. FUCK 'IM UP, SNOWMAN!!!
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North of Gravity posted:snata. i will help my m8 in teh spirit ov sharin like cristmas shud be about! Now the days are running slow, Opportunity is yours, If there's 24 to go, It's time to open doors! The presents are all wrapped, And the tree is in its place For 'tis the season to disrupt the flow of time and space! (wa-oooh) Blasting through the sky, In a blaze of sparkly hate, Oh sweet Jesus why?! It's Mecha-Snatter, m8! He's smashing up your house, He will go to any length, The only way to stop him is to summon up your strength And- WIGGLE HE WIGGLE HE SMACK HIM TO HIS BUM Once he starts emergin', cast aspersions on his mum! Oh, PULL HIM BEARD SMACK HIM FACE Deck his mecha halls! TELL HIM THAT THE MUM OF HE DONE SPLEEING WITH US ALL Centuries long past, On a merry Christmas day, Snatter born at last, In a stable in a slé Him beard grow magically The words that Burgess spoke, "One day he will grow up to be that Father Christmas bloke!" But what's that overhead? From dimensions unexplored, A megalith of dread, a festive juggernaut! One giant claw-like hand, And a cannon on one arm, And it's here to blow up Christmas And to cause destructive harm So! WIGGLE HE WIGGLE HE SMACK HIM TO HIS BUM Once he starts emergin', cast aspersions on his mum! Oh, PULL HIM BEARD SMACK HIM FACE Deck his mecha halls! TELL HIM THAT THE MUM OF HE DONE SPLEEING WITH US ALL Every Christmas Eve, we get trapped in a calendar Each successive door tells of Claus's early days Just don't eat the poo that we find in the calendar Try not to be such a big mong, o hehe m8! mohh omlomohlmohlomuhuhuhuho omlo muhuho buhu bohh mohh omlo mohlo muhuhuhuhu-ho mohh muhuho mohh omlo mohlmohlomuhuhuho wiggle he wiggle he Wiggle He! WIGGLE HE WIGGLE HE SMACK HIM TO HIS BUM Soon as he's emergin', cast aspersions on his mum! Oh, PULL HIM BEARD SMACK HIM FACE Deck his mecha halls! TELL HIM THAT THE MUM OF HE DONE SPLEEING WITH US ALL Overhead, A cold and wet Christmas hero flies, Going back To bravely sacrifice His lives SO SMACK HIM TO HIS BUM WIGGLE HE WIGGLE HE Spin him round and round! Breach his outer defenses Or something even more profound, Oh, flick his ears, Twang his nose, Dush him in the face, Use a drastic elastic band and launch him into space! WIGGLE HE WIGGLE HE Poke him in the eyes! Kick him where his presents are (And all that that implies) Oh, wind him up, Tell him off, Demonstrate your scorn! He can't touch us anymore, Now Snatter Claus is born! Snatter Claus is born! Sister Miyagi fucked around with this message at Dec 24, 2008 around 03:46 |
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cor dear! You must have written those all out yourself! Buml0r has told
me the words before tho so there's a couple of little bits different
BUT NOT MANY! you did very well! these are the bits that are actually different: Sister Miyagi posted:Laughing through the sky, Blasting through the sky quote:Centuries gone past, long past quote:With words that Burgess spoke, "the" words but he said it stupidly quote:Try not to be such a big mungo, hehe m8! Hehe, that's actually better. It's "Try not to be such a big mong, o hehe m8" quote:(mohhho chorus) and that officially go: "mohh omlomohlmohlomuhuhuhuho omlo muhuho buhu bohh mohh omlo mohlo muhuhuhuhu-ho mohh muhuho mohh omlo mohlmohlomuhuhuho" But some of the mohhs and stuff are said differently because some ppl think it rhymes with moth and some people think it's like moe, and the song wanted to be nice to everyone. quote:Overhead, That's really "his lives," because now he has to live lots of them and melt at the end of all of them. but it's stupid and doesn't make grammer tickle sense. quote:Oh, prick his ears, hehe! Nearly, it's flick his ears, twang his nose and dush him in the face. To "dush" is to punch someone and it makes the noise "dush!" quote:Poke him in the eye! s! And that's it! You were right about all the other words! THAT'S UNCANNY and slightly upsetting.
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Well look! Some ppl just turned up to watch the epic bash of the
titans. the big old duff-up of the titans. Who are they let's see Well we knoe all of those blokes! Look! There's the scary Christmas Future bloke who showed us what it'd be like if nobody did anything to sort out the Antisnatter look, and then in the middle there's the big fattoh who was opening Dores in the calender for us and trying to guide us there, and he was asking what it's like to remember things other than Christmas. And then look, it's the funny bloke from the Accounts office! He was the one who kept all the stories about christmas in the past, and he was asking what my mums name was which i thought was a bit forward, maybe he was looking to get together with her. He does look a bit old. Well, noe, he looks young, but sort of like old as well. Like a child, but well, not so much like a child as like an old man if you're looking at him weird and he looks like far away and only about as big as a child. OE IT HARD TO EXPLAIN. He's just really weird and he makes me all sort of regretful and uncomfy. and proud. HIM WEIRD. They all look quite scared looking up at the big robotty fight, it seems to really bother them what's going on. "This must be the day Future foresaw," say the accounts office man. "Did he?" go fatto, "I can never remember these things." "Yes, the Antisnatter is at large, and he plans to do some terrible thing which will kill us, though not at first." "Kill us but not at first? What on earth do you mean old boy?" "He has some devastating trick in mind which is calculated to destroy the Spirit of Christmas." "The Spirit of Christmas? But we are the Spirit of Christmas, I mean, we're the three parts of it, we make it up together. It is one, but we three are it. Or something." "No I know, it's puzzling if you're not used to it but ye, that's basically it. He's going to do a thing that will kill us, and in doing so, kill the Spirit of Christmas. So nobody will be Christmassy and Christmas will just die! But he's going to use our power to do it! He's going to somehow fiddle with the very source of our powers and utilise them to ground his spell somewhere else. Some other Christmas, past, present or future. He's going to use our powers like the faces of a tossed coin. Where - or should I say, when - his dark spell will land once filtered through our Christmas magic, we cannot know. But on that date... we will die." "So it can't be in the past then. Otherwise we'd be dead." "Would that time were so simple. You are lucky in that these concerns are not yours, that you deal only in the present. I, along with our brother, on the other hand, am burdened with the more complicated aspects of that labyrinth we call time." "Whatever do you mean old chap?" "Every Christmas, you are renewed. You exist only in the moment, not like one man walking the linear path through time, more like a series of brothers, each close in resemblance to the last but not all identical. There is a continuity to you, but it exists only in present time. My existence, however, stretches out into the past. Whatever has previously been, those days are like stepping stones along which I walk with ease. Christmas Future lives in the yet-to-come. "For example, in a far-future time, he is even now, as he stands here, undergoing a project in that faraway future. He, along with myself, is trying to consume a positive outbreak of Christmas Spirit which has overrun a particular shopping centre. Vines and roots and Christmas Trees have worked their way through its every crack and crevace, making the building its own, infesting it. Little presents and baubles are everywhere, and the structure of the place is being torn apart. Myself and Future have been trying to consume those manifestives, trying to incorporate them into ourselves, for we are the Christmas Spirits also and can take it into ourselves. "But there is too much! I fear the project has been a failure. Worse, I fear it must by necessity be a failure, because that flaring up of Christmas Spirit is no good thing, it is a sign. A sign that Christmas is going crazy in that particular year. Death-throes, perhaps? Could it be that the year 2008 is the time when it all ends, the year in which the Antisnatter's spell found its anchor?" "Hang on, hang on. He's doing that in the far-future... along with yourself? How can you be there, so far into the future? You deal in things of the past, surely?" "My friend, whoever suggested that this is the present?" "It... feels like the present to me." "Every day does." "Hmm. You have a point. But look! Who are they? And what an unpleasant effect they appear to have over the good Mecha Snatter!" Ther'e looking at all the craniums who are scrambling over the snowy hills towards the two robots. They hate them! Look at their cross faces, they're snarling and proclaiming - well they're not, but they're doing the equivalent for them, which is they're talking very quietly and not looking at each other. And you can tell both robots are feeling the effect, but spoonsy mecha snatter is bigger and has more power behind him, so he is not very effected! But good Mecha Snatter might well die! There's actually a good chance that he might succumm to their grumbles and die! Noo, he's really nice! They should definitely give him more of a chance! O no! Him fall down! Him turn grey and die!!! :O Good Mecha Snattre have been defeated by spoons Mecha Snatter and the grumbly ppl! O noooo there were enough of them to make a difference and now we're doomed to be taken over completely by the big spoonsy one instead of the really good one! The Snowmadic tribe are here, and they're go up towards the good Mecha Snatter who have fallen onto the flore. "Noe," go Snowgran, "He was our last hope! We're sick of everything being destroyed like our home villidge, and now more things will be destroyed because evil mecha snatter wun and not good him!" "Yes!" say another Snowmad, "good Mecha Snatter was going to save everything o noe, he was really good!" "Yes he was really good" go other snowmads, and then they all go "Ye he was gr8 m8!" and they cry because he is dead! wait hang on... someone is climbing out of it head! SO, maybe it isn't dead, maybe it was just a big robot that you drive! The person inside not dead! Who im! Who im the driver? The Snowmads are really excited and they see... ...they see.... omg  It... it...  It Snoeman! It's our old friend snowman! The SNomads have seen him and they can't believe it, they're all like :O O this is a tense moment! Snoman and his snomad fammly and friends but who hate him and they go :o at each other o dear  there he goe he gone! And now only the frightened Spirits, and the Snomads, and us, o and dooley and duddles etc, are left down here, looking up at the gigantic and horrifying Mecha Snatter! O noe, he will ruin everything forever!! He is stamping about and the earth is doing a shake! He is wiggling-he the whole Lapland!!! but what's this over the hills and snowdunes, many many dark figures lumber and crawl. with critical eyes and grumbly voices, they advance on the mecha snatter... Buml0r fucked around with this message at Dec 24, 2008 around 02:56 |
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Dec 24, 2008 02:52
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Oh God it's almost Christmas and we haven't saved it yet!
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Dec 24, 2008 02:55
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Wandering Knitter posted:Oh God it's almost Christmas and we haven't saved it yet! I think...I think we're about to.
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Dec 24, 2008 03:16
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the year 2008? :O but that now! this cant be last christmas, what do i do with all the christmas wrap and ordamets an musics?  may be if we beleve in good mecha snatter we can cancel out teh cranium nerds? I BELIEVE!!!!! Comix Bitch posted:
hehe, my cristmas musics playlist is small an mostly japanese so i herd it alot ^-^; also i fixt the words like you said they should be, hth
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This is Agent M8s. There may be no need for this report, by the time
this day is out, there may be nobody left to send it to. But in the
spirit of hope I document all that took place today, just in case any
of us manages to survive it. The Mecha Snatter this year is seriously very, very big. I mean, I've seen Mecha Snatter twice before and he was never like this. He's so big I can barely see what he's even doing when he moves around, it's just completely overwhelming. I'm glad I didn't see him on imax or something because good heavens, there'd be no hope of taking it all in. I stand here now, having guided the target through the manifestive dimensions and into the Calendar itself, where he seems to be holding his own quite well, along with his friends. He seems to be aware that time only exists around him so long as the Christmas story is unfolding, ie, every time the Spirit of Christmas Present opens a dore in the calendar, out in what I tentatively refer to as the real world. But it doesn't seem to concern him too much. He is, of course, perfectly at home here. I have made friends with Agent B now, or Beazie, as even the target is now aware due to my slip-up. This is a snippet of our conversation, recorded as it took place. I found myself feeling it may be our last, and that some definitive record of our improved relationship ought to be made. <M8s> As these are our final moments, might I ask what actually happened to your face? Why was it as ruined as it was when I was first introduced to you as an Agent? I don't remember seeing you launched into space when I was last here. <Beazie> It didn't happen then. It hasn't happened yet, in fact, not at the point in the timeline in which we find ourselves standing. After my ordeal at the hands of Peter Schwartz, I found myself mysteriously detached from reality, tumbling through time as though I had fallen into some quantum weakness which, I now understand, may well be the case. Some sort of time travel event took place near me, one which went awry and left the area weakened and damaged. <Beazie> Upon my return, I became insular and worked incessantly on my secret project, a magic potion. I was trying to discover a way to erase that terrible ordeal - and my entire life as an Elf - from my memory. And what's more, I succeeded. <Beazie> The potion turned me human, erased my memory of Elf School - and, due to an accident in the lab, did the same to my dog, Towser. If only I had kept that potion under closer guard! But it was during these human years that I became a Christmas villain. Yes, even I tried to overthrow Christmas, once. Most of the Agents of the Organisation were Christmas villains once, did you realise that? Until they changed their ways, and vowed to help Christmas somehow. The Organisation is their means of helping. In my case, though, I did not reform. Children died because of my actions and I was called to account for it. The police chased me and I tried to escape, but ended up drifting away through space. Only there, as the ravages of the vaccuum ruined my body and broke down the materials and the alleys and, critically, the dead-ends in my mind, did I begin to remember the terrible mistakes I always seemed to make, and I vowed that if I could ever escape, I would dedicate myself to Christmas. <Beazie> And it was then that I was found, by our benefactor, Mr Scrooge. <M8s> Crikey. <Beazie> A more complete account of my tenure as a Christmas villain has been made, and is to be broadcast tomorrow. Well, today, now. Christmas Eve. You can tune in, if you like. <M8s> I... can? You would be comfortable with that? <Beazie> Oh yes. I would wish that everyone see it. I am a reformed man, but what use is that reformation if no knowledge exists of previous villainry? You must know who I was, because only then will you ever decide for yourself whether to forgive me. And how can I see this, I asked him, and he told me: <Beazie> In the UK, it will be broadcast on the secret frequency known as ITV1, at 12:55pm. In America the same recording is to be sent out, via the Chicago-based signal WGN, or WGN America outside of the city, 6pm EST / 5pm CST. Those are the frequencies I know about for certain, but others will surely exist, the Organisation and I agreed it should be widely broadcast so that all interested Agents could witness my folly. <M8s> Is it worth a look? <Beazie> Accounts vary, but my bits are brilliant. I found this to be a profound moment between us. His opening up to me was something I found really touching. If I even survive long enough to intercept the transmission, I will assuredly be trapped here in the distant past, still. But perhaps some of my colleagues and other friends might find it, and know what Beazie has been through. Apparently he says there's a lot of other amusing bits and bobs worth looking at in there as well to do with what happened last year and stuff, so. o and apparently the SNoman's on channel 4 immediately afterwards, and you're dead inside if you don't think his story's completely brilliant. Whatever happens here, I want it known that we did all we could, and that, whether it be saved or not, Christmas was certainly something worth experiencing at least for as long as we were able to. Good luck to us. Every one. Buml0r fucked around with this message at Dec 24, 2008 around 03:36 |
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well if this is our last christmas lets enjoy it at least  Buml0r posted:o and apparently the SNoman's on channel 4 immediately afterwards, and you're dead inside if you don't think his story's completely brilliant. we dont get the snowman, not even on bbc americar cos they are bloody mongs, but we get 24 hrs of a christmas story, which is a brilliant movie muhuhu remember the part where he dosent say fudge? mohhhoho Sister Miyagi fucked around with this message at Dec 24, 2008 around 04:25 |
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Dec 24, 2008 04:16
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swiss_army_chainsaw posted:I think...I think we're about to. how can you be so sure HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE HOW ...how?  it is hard to beleave.
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Dec 24, 2008 06:03
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oe m8s it's all going very Pete Mong for xmass and for us all! Look what popped out of the internets right into my face!
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Dec 24, 2008 09:46
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North of Gravity posted:how can you be so sure You HAVE to! How can we defeat not-believing with not-believing!?
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Dec 24, 2008 10:32
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North of Gravity posted:how can you be so sure Don't worry about belief - use your Cranium Nerd rage! Repeat after me: Ugh, the new MechaSnatter is CLEARLY a Megatron ripoff. I hated the Transformers movie. Canon, anyone? But NOOOOO they've got to dumb it down for mass audiences!
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