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Buml0r posted:...WHOA MAN! WE'S FALLING THROUGH THE CAN OF COKE INTO A STUPID DIMENSION WHERE EVERYTHING'S MESSEDUP! oh no 
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| # ? Dec 07, 2006 17:48 |
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i no! first off i thought it was going to be that the can of coke gave mincey the idea for making the coat red. BUT NO IT JUST SUCKED US INTO CRAZY SPACE. SO MUCH FOR THAT STUPID THEORY. shuld'v checked snopes
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| # ? Dec 07, 2006 17:52 |
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I've voting this thread Best of Craigslist... somehow.
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| # ? Dec 07, 2006 18:43 |
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I work at Advent Resources and I thought this thread was about my job.
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| # ? Dec 07, 2006 18:46 |
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I just came into this thread today and had to read it all. I just can't
get enough, it's awesome. I'm busting a gut here in the office.
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| # ? Dec 07, 2006 19:47 |
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This is MUCH better than those stupid wooden calendars with dumb candy in them. Keep up the awesome work, even though I still don't understand what your malfunction is.
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| # ? Dec 07, 2006 19:58 |
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oh no why would santa mecha do that D:
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| # ? Dec 07, 2006 20:17 |
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Buml0r posted:Except fizzy jerks, remember those? they made my tongue cry with happie. Those were awesome. Those, and Jolly Ranchers, which I haven't seen anywhere in recent years
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| # ? Dec 07, 2006 20:58 |
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^ Jolly Ranchers were nice, but they were no fizzy jerk.s They made my face do this:  except not a girl. ggschmitty posted:oh no why would santa mecha do that D: he's obviously an EVIL mecha in this dimension
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| # ? Dec 08, 2006 01:30 |
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5'd like a mugg. :santabeard:
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| # ? Dec 08, 2006 03:17 |
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Bumbl0r there was no number on that can of coke you shouldn't of opened it!!!!
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| # ? Dec 08, 2006 05:16 |
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There was but it was red and the can was red. You just couldn't see it. i think we can agree tho that it was another TRICK DAY.
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| # ? Dec 08, 2006 09:12 |
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Buml0r posted:
This is the greatest thing ever. Like a horrifying evil mechanical zoidberg/snata
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| # ? Dec 08, 2006 09:22 |
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DOOR NUMB BOAR HATE yes openers of the advvent calendar, today we are in an ALTERNATE DIMENSION searching for the eighth door on this wonderful explosive calendar spectacular. HEHEHEHEHEHE it's a really weird dimension actually. we're standing on the floor of this little round planet, and although there is no gravity here and no up or down, it's vaguely apparent that we're somehow on the opposite side of this planet to the planet we've come from, "URF". on urf they have an australia here... and they sort of do here! Above our heads (below us) there's a massive collection of shapes made out of neon lights in different layers seemingly going on forever. This enormous multi-coloured display happens to be crafted in the exact shape of urf's australia!  SO WE JUMP DOWN ONHTO THERE! but it's just made of light! our feet, they're not stick! WE FAALLLLLLLL  We fall through MAD SPACE! oop, there's a load of things out here in mad space, 'cause this is another dimension. MASSIVE WORM CRAWLING OVER SOMEONE'S MOUTH!  MASSIVE CHICKEN HEAD BEING CUT OFF!  MISTER SLUGWORTH!!!  And now we've getting sucked over to a big ball of ice cream that's nearby, a planet made of ice cream!  It could happen! It's cold in space! A planet forming out of ice cream ain't no more unusual than forming out of the stuff urf formed out of. No, what's unusual is that it's coconut haagen darse. Yum YUM YUM yum! eheheheheohooohohohohohohooo and along comes a big bouncy nobhead who I don't like. he's got a stupid big fat tummy and a massive nose and he keeps going "ooo! ooob! boooloobooo!"  SO I PUNCH HIS STUPID TEETH INTO HIS FACE! AAAH HA HAH HAHAAA! he bounce bakcwards across the ice cream and do a poo!  POO COME FLYING OVER FIRED OUT HIS BUM REALLY HARD - BETTER DUCK! WAIT, WHAT YOU DOING WITH THAT BASEBALL GLOVE!  you caught teh poo! well done! i bet the next door's in that. have a look for us.  It's not! it's just a piece of poo! here's the door, just in the air of space!  Inside door number eight is a lovely chocolate two holly leaf and some berries on it. How nice is that! I'm having it coz you've got poo on your hands. hehe m8 I can't beleieve you touched that man's poo and there wasn't even a door in it or anything useful mate. mohohohohuhu
Buml0r fucked around with this message at Dec 08, 2006 around 23:53
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| # ? Dec 08, 2006 17:46 |
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What has that alien dimension got that we haven't, eh? EH? Nice to see you aren't killing off any of your friends today, I hate to think what karma has lined up for you after this performance.
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| # ? Dec 08, 2006 18:44 |
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Hee hee poo hee hee! Excellent stuff.
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| # ? Dec 08, 2006 18:54 |
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Buml0r that was fun but my head hurts a little bit now 
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| # ? Dec 08, 2006 19:08 |
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^^^ +1 raaaa
Buml0r fucked around with this message at Dec 08, 2006 around 19:23
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| # ? Dec 08, 2006 19:15 |
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I love this thread.
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| # ? Dec 08, 2006 19:22 |
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Buml0r posted:^^^ +1 You leave the yolkfolk alone, you bastard wizard you!
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| # ? Dec 08, 2006 19:26 |
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this thread is full of the Christmas Spirit
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| # ? Dec 08, 2006 20:03 |
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i love you buml0r. i really, really do. if this thread doesn't make it to Christmas there will be HELL TO PAY
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| # ? Dec 08, 2006 20:15 |
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This had me looking forward to christmas more that the mank music they've started playing at my job.
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| # ? Dec 08, 2006 22:30 |
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Psh. I hope you choke on your chocolate.
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| # ? Dec 08, 2006 23:22 |
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well you were the one who grabbed his poo, i didn't have anything to do with this one. sorry you're such a fialure.
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| # ? Dec 08, 2006 23:35 |
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I hate stupid people who refer to Advent calendars as anything that
counts down Dec. 1-25. This year Advent (the first of 4 Sundays prior
to Dec. 25th) fell on Dec. 3rd. 
I get so annoyed that stores sell "Advent" calendars that have nothing
to do with Advent. The OP is not too bright for starting an Advent
calendar 2 days prior to Advent.I refuse to buy them unless they are actual Advent calendars or called Christmas calendars or something like that. 
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| # ? Dec 08, 2006 23:48 |
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This is the third best thing I have ever seen.
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| # ? Dec 08, 2006 23:55 |
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all right then, all right then, well don't join in then if you're oh so upset. Exclude yourself from our adventure if you're so bothered. A'd vent some more but i'm not cross really. Join in! all welcome! Just call it something different in your head!  edit, not you catpunch, i was talking to Ebeneezer up there. what were the first and second best things?
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| # ? Dec 08, 2006 23:57 |
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A puppy wearing a funny hat and the face of god.
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 00:02 |
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what did he look like? this? 
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 00:07 |
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Buml0r posted:what did he look like? No, it was small and fluffy. I think it was a golden retriever. Also, where is the funny hat?
catpunch 2006 fucked around with this message at Dec 09, 2006 around 00:12
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 00:09 |
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The Scarlet K posted:I hate stupid people who refer to Advent calendars as anything that counts down Dec. 1-25. This year Advent (the first of 4 Sundays prior to Dec. 25th) fell on Dec. 3rd. The op isn't doing a real advent calender though. Just like Christmas is used to mean nothing about Jesus, Advent is used to mean "MEGA CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN!". This is the story of the birth of Santa anyways. Also, might I add, this is the greatest story ever told.
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 00:29 |
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catpunch 2006 posted:No, it was small and fluffy. I think it was a golden retriever. No you're not looking properly. Look what happens if we zoom in... 
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 00:32 |
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Buml0r posted:No you're not looking properly. Look what happens if we zoom in... Yep, thats him allright officer.
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 00:36 |
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Buml0r can I just tell you how good of a thread this is.
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 00:39 |
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This is fantastic. I can't wait for the 9th.
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 00:42 |
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Dr. Ron Karenga posted:Buml0r can I just tell you how good of a thread this is. should you so wish
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 00:45 |
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Lacey posted:This is fantastic. I can't wait for the 9th. It's been the ninth for 47 minutes! Edit: p.s. brilliant thread
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 00:47 |
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This thread has made an otherwise dreary day become something infused with the essence of rainbow and joy. 
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 00:57 |
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The Scarlet K posted:I hate stupid people who refer to Advent calendars as anything that counts down Dec. 1-25. This year Advent (the first of 4 Sundays prior to Dec. 25th) fell on Dec. 3rd. Chill man just go get some lebkuchen or something if you insist on doing the four sundays prior to Christmas thingy. Otherwise let the rest of us pick and choose what part of the seasonal celebrations we partake in.
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 05:09 |
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