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I have no idea what's going on. This is either a complete spiral into insanity, or old school TAOC-level genius. Either way, I think I like it.
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 06:44 |
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Nine door! today I'm calling you mister poo because of the poo you got on you yesterday you munty. I'm banning you from touching me today, maybe tomorrow but today i not in the mood. you'fve putme right off with that poo thing man, what you go and grab his poo for? jeeeeez. So yeah look, we're in space and looking for a domed city, because in the distance is a massive MASSIVE mecha-santa that's attacking. it got these mental feet that project force fields under so he can walk along in space, which is all mad because of there's no gravity here, so it's like the most messed-up 3d rotating space level ever with this robot thing cutting through the middle of it all. He blasting everything out of way like they're just all this stuff in the way!  right, we need to defart... MOHH DEFART! I GENUINELY MEANT TO TYPE "DEFEAT" AND WASN'T LOOKING HO HO HO, so we need to defart teh mecha santa. what can we do. ONLINE POLL: you need to defreat teh mecha massive santa. Do you: 1) smack him to his bum 2) pull him beard 3) tell him that mum of he does spleeing with many humans 4) WIGGLE HE i can't think how we would wiggle mecha santa, but any suggestions would be good. meantime there's a door here and is got a chocolate remote control in. That's weird.  You can have that because I had yesterdays', but because you caught the man's poo in your hand I don't think you should touch it, so i will fire the chocolate direct into your mouth. Now, stand there and open your mouth...  i get into firing position...  ..... no wait, hang on..  .... BOIP! *weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* *GLUMP* heheheha did you get it in your mouth? right in? you swallow the chocolate? swallow it all down? EHEHEHEHE YOU JUST ATE MY POO! I JUST BENT OVER AND FIRED A POO TO SEE IF YOU'D DO IT AGAIN! YOU ATE IT! HA HA HAA! I'VE GOT THE CHOCOLATE HERE LOOK, I'M HAVING THAT *UM NUM NUM* HEHEHAHAHA  I CAN'T BELIEVE IT ! OHOHOHO I can't believe you just ate my poo mate. You're sick man, I don't want to hang with you any more.
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 17:12 |
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What's up scat buddy? 
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 17:25 |
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Buml0r posted:ONLINE POLL: 4) WIGGLE HE If you had a worm or chocolate worm you could throw it at snata and maybe that space fish would try and eat it and wiggle he.
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 18:59 |
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2) Pull him beard. Oh, and less poo, you oddball!
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 19:11 |
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3) tell him that mum of he does spleeing with many humans
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 19:12 |
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2) beard beard beard beard beard
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 19:15 |
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Voting "wiggle he" because I have no idea what that entails. Although I would like to see a picture for each option just for curiosity's sake.
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 19:20 |
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Wiggle he! Maybe you can use some high pitched frequency to make his
artificial jelly-belly shake to such an extent he loses his balance on
teh mental feets?
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 19:34 |
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Seconding "Pull him beard." Maybe it's a fake beard and we can expose him!
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 19:37 |
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I vote 4) WIGGLE HE because it is in capital letters and therefore slightly larger than all of the other options. MechaSanta is big, so we'll need the big one.
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 19:52 |
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WIGGLE HE! It must be done everyone knows mecha santa is vulnerable to WIGGLE.
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 20:38 |
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pull him beard
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 20:38 |
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AtomicDrunk posted:pull him beard His beard could very well be made of metal and then you would be close enough for him to cut you in half with his lobster claw! Also the wiggling in space would devastate his internal stabilizers which would send him flying off into space.
Cuw fucked around with this message at Dec 09, 2006 around 22:55
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 20:44 |
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WIGGLE HE -- the imbalance would cause the flux capacitors to overload,
causing a chain reaction which would end in his demise and allow
sunshine and rainbows to once again permeate the universe!
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 22:54 |
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Bonk posted:Voting "wiggle he" because I have no idea what that entails. 1) smack him to his bum  2) pull him beard  3) tell him that mum of he does spleeing with many humans  4) WIGGLE HE 
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 22:57 |
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I was going to vote 2) pull him beard but after your illustrations 4) WIGGLE HE looks like much more fun. Perhaps you fantastic man can do both at the same time. Obviously we can't because we eat pooo.
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 23:08 |
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I didn't understand what 3 meant without the picture... I thought "tell
him that none of his..." and then something mysterious that I wanted to
find out. I change my vote to 4) WIGGLE HE if I may and if I may not then hopefully that wins anyway.
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 23:13 |
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Please, please wiggle he.
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 23:13 |
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WIGGLE HE, verily i command. Wiggle HE
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 23:19 |
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wiggle he
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| # ? Dec 09, 2006 23:48 |
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WIGGLE HE
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 00:04 |
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WIGGLE HE. Utilise the pink spiral to the left, it looks rather wiggly. Me before discovering this thread:  Me after discovering this thread:   :santabeard: 
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 00:27 |
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I am glad I have stumbled upon this decadent piece of the interweb. I vote Wiggle He.
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 00:38 |
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Wiggle he. It's the only way!
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 01:04 |
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wiggle he! 
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 01:37 |
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Also voted wiggle he! Buml0r posted:HO HO HO
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 02:01 |
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Clearly WIGGLE HE post-pictures.
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 02:03 |
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WIGGLE HE is the only correct option 
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 02:15 |
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This is sheer twisted brillance, and I cast yet another vote for WIGGLE HE.
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 02:26 |
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Oh, yes,yes...WIGGLE HE Copious vomitus chocolatus erruptus!
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 02:35 |
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Yes, WIGGLE HE!
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 02:44 |
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YerAuraBoresMeAlice posted:Copious vomitus chocolatus erruptus! christmus!
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 02:53 |
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i feel that wiggle he is the best solution tot his predicament
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 03:07 |
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Sc1ence posted:tot his predicament mohh. i'll "toot your predicament" in a minute mister, muhu
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 03:10 |
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Buml0r is the greatest artist since Leonardo DaVinci.
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 03:28 |
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OMG ITZ JAMES posted:Buml0r is the greatest artist since Leonardo DaVinci. and the greatest creative mind since cliffy b
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 03:33 |
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Ohhh we will wiggle that santa good now
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 06:03 |
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well you all seem to want to wiggle he, so let's try that. I'm just
going to try grabbing him and wiggling he, as in the illustration. Here goes. First I will wiggle he a little bit just to get the feel of it y'knoe?  hmm He juust seems annoyed now. But shall I try wiggling him a bit faster to see if it helps? I shall wiggle he faster.  Hmmm. Noe, he just seems angrier than before! I will wiggle he wider. I will wiggle he wider than before. wider. Here I wiggle...  Now let's see whether that has altered his disposition at all.  OE NOE! Now he crosser than EVER BEFORE! (Except before we started wiggling he, he looked about like that then too) What can we do! we have no way to defeat the massive santa mecha! oh, luckily here comes Duddley, the head elf. OY DUDDERS. over here m8.  Duddley He looks duddley, too. If any of you are a girls, why not give him a duddle. so duddley, what should we do mate? what's that? what sorry?  oh... your.... your dead? your dead what? OH MY!  well, that's that plan foiled. We best go looking for the next door. OH, THERE, UP THEM BIG GOLDEN SHINY STAIRS ... but gah, it's behind teh mecha santa! "HEY MECHA SANTA? THE MUM OF YOU DOES SPLEEING WITH MANY HUMANS!" ohh mang, all that did was annoy him! You people and your liking the least helpful thing! I should of WIGGLED HE! gahh okay okay he's coming closer... you stay there and act as live bait while I slip past. That's right, juust stand there while he -  HOHO, he stamp on you mate. Me he heh he hee, you splatted! well, here the door! Door numbar ten. WHAT BEHIND DOOR NUMBAR TEN? whoaaa... a bright light leading to teh real world! And.... a chocolate christmas tree, aw, isn't that pleasant and pleasing. ONWARDS LADS  thank god that wanker dead
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 17:29 |
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Duddley was not very helpful. I want to consult another elf.
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