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I'm sure glad you didn't pull him beard that would have been horrible.
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 17:46 |
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Yakult posted:Duddley was not very helpful. I want to consult another elf. Yes. me too. I suspect further vendequm will be consulted.
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 19:10 |
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Bulmer, you're insane.
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 20:27 |
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Cuw posted:I'm sure glad you didn't pull him beard that would have been horrible. Yeah but I got splat so maybe pull him beard would have be better?
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 20:28 |
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yeah maybe Although I think if you'd pulled him beard he might just get closer to you, because of the pulling, and then he might step on you anyway. 
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 20:29 |
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I gave him a Duddle as suggested, and now I smell of Wetherspoons and I CAN'T GET IT OFF. Advice?
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 20:49 |
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can't help you. i smell of Little Chef
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 20:59 |
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Buml0r posted:yeah maybe  Awesome work to d8, m80, but you really should of 2) pull him beard and I should know as I have beard too also as well. Also plz to be stopping with the poo or we won't let you listen to SickenTime no more, k? VOTED GLOD!! 
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 21:49 |
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Was the poo in the alternate universe really poo at all? I bet it was chocolate and all the chocolate you ate was really poo!
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 21:54 |
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Cuw posted:Was the poo in the alternate universe really poo at all? I bet it was chocolate and all the chocolate you ate was really poo! This is a very thought-provoking hypothesis which I feel should be explored further.
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Hmm. Interesting. So you suggest that the differences between one
causality dimension and another might allow for a scenario wherein the
elementary properties of chocolate and those of poo have switched, or
rather appear to have been switched from the perspective of someone
native to world #1 and unused to the peculiarities of world #2, and
that further interaction with either material ought to carefully
considered until further experiments might be performed upon either to
determine the truth? or maybe you'm just doing a grump cause you ate my poo tho m8 hehehe
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| # ? Dec 10, 2006 23:03 |
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Bulmer it's the 11th already I DEMAND MY CALENDAAAAR FIX
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| # ? Dec 11, 2006 00:08 |
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patients. i do it same time each day so it's not the previous day for all the merkanians reading.
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| # ? Dec 11, 2006 01:11 |
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heheheheheeee this threads gr8 m8
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| # ? Dec 11, 2006 02:01 |
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Buml0r posted:Hmm. Interesting. So you suggest that the differences between one causality dimension and another might allow for a scenario wherein the elementary properties of chocolate and those of poo have switched, or rather appear to have been switched from the perspective of someone native to world #1 and unused to the peculiarities of world #2, and that further interaction with either material ought to carefully considered until further experiments might be performed upon either to determine the truth? Well the only way to discover the truth is to ask what did the chocolate taste like? If it had any hint of nut or other contaminent it was most likely poo. We can not soundly judge the taste of your poo against chocolate since you have been eating all the chocolate for the past few days which would make your poo taste very chocolatey. Yeah I am a grump I got stepped on, exploded, and ate poo!
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| # ? Dec 11, 2006 06:21 |
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god, whine whine whine. I think it taste of nice chocolate, but maybe taste is different in other dimension. We'll never noe!
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| # ? Dec 11, 2006 10:06 |
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Good show, subscribing
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otterstat posted:Bulmer it's the 11th already I DEMAND MY CALENDAAAAR FIX I am in the Dublin place waiting for your glorious things to occur in the sooness!
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| # ? Dec 11, 2006 16:21 |
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Bulmer open the door already it's the 11th for us now!
GoblinBomb fucked around with this message at Dec 11, 2006 around 18:01
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| # ? Dec 11, 2006 17:39 |
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I have not had my chocolate today Buml0r.
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| # ? Dec 11, 2006 17:53 |
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Buml0r posted:god, whine whine whine. We'll never noe... or we'll never NOEL?? This could be the vital clue in not eating shit this time.
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| # ? Dec 11, 2006 18:24 |
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i... i try to get back... i stuck in time warp....
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| # ? Dec 11, 2006 18:25 |
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Quick! Step to the left! ...and then jump to the right!
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| # ? Dec 11, 2006 18:29 |
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Radio PhoolCat posted:Quick! Step to the left! Quickly!
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| # ? Dec 11, 2006 18:33 |
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Oh god, this is the great thread ever. I can't wait for the next door.
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| # ? Dec 11, 2006 18:44 |
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Mates you should've been here for yesterday's one. It was amazing! We wiggled he and met Duddles and everything! well anyway. HALLO! dsome of you may have noticed I'd been stuck away in another dimension for what seemed like hours to you. But to me, it seemed like several days! It's a sort of Narnia scenarnia; i been in another dimension for what seem like many days to me, but to everyone in the outside world I been gone for mere hours. I been fighting my way through the time warp trying to get here to post this. i've also been dodging santa and feeding poo to a wanker and stuff in space, but now I bakc into real world! While i was there, I opened the doors for the days I thought it was. So I'm a few doors ahead now. Here are what I got in the doors. Eleven  - A lovely chocolate bike. Twelve  - A holy chocolate monk (?!) Thirteen  - A smelly chocolate skunk Fourteen  - A chunky chocolate skank Fifteen  - a spunky wnak (arm comes out, very surreal) Sixteen  - A funky munky bunk And so to today! Back in teh real world we can once again see the advent calendar, depicting scene of baby snata at his birthplace, called the snatavity. and it have's doors still for those extra days i did without you, because those were Alternate Universe Doors. on floor is a spid0r, it coloured red with white bits round teh edges. this the radioactive spid0r that bites baby snat0r and give him teh CHRISTMAS POWARZE.  spidor got christmas powarze by getting bitten by another baby in the next stable along, who seems to have teh christmas powarze already. little spid0r! if I was there I'd splat it, and so good job I wasn't else there'd be no snata, and the baby with the christmas powarze would have to fly around handing stuff out. Mind you that might be better for him, cause if he had flying reindeer they might've swooped down at the last minute and saved him from seversal nasty enemies who get him later in life. As is, he meets a rather sticy end i'm afraid, and then the rest of us are going to hear about it, let me tell you. it's all snata's fault. THAT BABY (man) COULD HAVE LIVED. and been Christmas Man, flying around and that. ... anyway, so, open up the door around the spider and what's inside...  A clunky punky trunky tub of thicky sticky gunk!
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| # ? Dec 11, 2006 19:17 |
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I hope that opening multiple doors today doesn't mean that we don't get any doors for the next few!
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No, those were Alternate Universe Doors. From eleven on there's This Universe Doors yet to do. and I'm full of chocolate now after all those Alternate Universe Doors, so you can have them from here on in. ...that altnerate universe chocolate has left a funny taste in me mouth. :/
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| # ? Dec 11, 2006 19:36 |
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Buml0r posted:No, those were Alternate Universe Doors. I TOLD YOU IT WAS POO! Shoulda listened to me!
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| # ? Dec 11, 2006 20:11 |
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Cuw posted:I TOLD YOU IT WAS POO! Shoulda listened to me! Naws. It were chocolates when he ate em, but turned into poo when he came back to this universe.
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| # ? Dec 11, 2006 20:18 |
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So my tummy is filled with delicious chocolate instead of poo? I think I might throw up just to eat it again!
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| # ? Dec 11, 2006 20:20 |
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But then you will have eaten delicious sick.
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Buml0r posted:But then you will have eaten delicious sick. Has there ever been any other kind, go on try it this new years, I assure you that you are in for a pleasant surprise. Also I am looking forward to my share of the chocolate goodness, though if you try and make me eat any more poo (how could you do something that evil to a friend?) there will be a reckoning.
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| # ? Dec 12, 2006 10:20 |
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Buml0r its the 12th. Where is mah Calendaaaaaaar!
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| # ? Dec 12, 2006 15:34 |
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What flavour is the gunk? It looks kinda minty... 
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Dear sirs/madams, Today mum has said that she read the forums and that there is a special rule for today which means we have to be very good or they will get you in trouble. Because of this, my Mum has told me that i am to be on my best behavor and not to type rude things, or make you eat any poo's. or wee's. and she also think's that my drawings are crude and she says I should put proper "carefulyl considred" art in there place today. This is because it is a no probation day (mohh omlomohoho which means they will not put things in ur bum) Sorry! Mum says she didn't like that so I will type it again! Laughter. WHich means they will not put things into your bottom. Oh dear, she didn't like that much either so I'm going to talk about something else instead. Today I am back in the normal dimension, and I'm well cross about it because mum doesn't believe we went anywhere, because i was only gone a short time in RL. oh mum says it is "I am very cross", and that I shouldn't tell lies. She is supervising today's calendar so we weill have to do it properly. She also want me to make this post educationle, so i will be doing some research in a book about the Snatavity which she has got out from the library for me. So. The image depicts the stable, and in it in one corner we can now see near today's door a man who is obviously evil and sinister. He has a dark coat on, and a bowler hat and a long nose, and he is singing "oh what fun it is to sing a slaying song tonight." And he has a scythe that he's swishing around. I don't like the look of him and mum says she think he's got the wrong end of one stick or another. I have now done some research about him and his name is Sly Peter, and he is the Antisanta. He comes from myths from europe where they don't do Christmas the same, they have CHristmas but first they have Snata Day where they have a feast and creep up on bedrooms of girls on or below the poverty line and throw bags through their windows as part of Tradition because they have a different snata story. girls leave their widnows open at night so they don't get broken, and so the next week is called Newmonia Week. here is an old wood engraving, published in Harpers Weekly Newspaper, January 1st 1881, of the evil antisnata Sly Peter.  The Antisnata it is drawn by the famous 19th century caricaturist of evil people, Thomas Nasty. Anyway that is today's research. Hopefully tomorrow mum will not make me do research. Now let's open the door and see what we get... Oh! It's...  A tricky icky canister of trumpy lumpy banisters.
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| # ? Dec 12, 2006 16:21 |
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With Sly Peter's pointy ears, it makes me think he is an elf, and may
even have been one of Snata's elves. You think that in some way he had
to do with Duddley's death? I'm a bit scared for what future doors may
hold with Sly Peter around.
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Can you eat the banisters?
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| # ? Dec 12, 2006 16:35 |
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I feel for the censorship you are under, what are we going to do about your mother? Furthermore what's this with all the banisters today? I hope we get back to normal soon and that you can continue this Divine Comedy.
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The Polish Pirate posted:With Sly Peter's pointy ears, it makes me think he is an elf, and may even have been one of Snata's elves. You think that in some way he had to do with Duddley's death? I'm a bit scared for what future doors may hold with Sly Peter around. No, Duddley ddied of PSP. Not the handeld game console, the progressive shutting down of sections of the brain. It was very sad. :^( According to my research, Sly Peter was originally a fallen elf. vvv Be careful! Mum says you can get in trouble for not saying things today!
Buml0r fucked around with this message at Dec 12, 2006 around 16:47
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