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Radio PhoolCat posted:OH NOES YUOR MUM!! Yeah but one or more alternate mums have CLAWED THEIR OWN EYES OUT and they're all basically his mum so it is a sad day for muml0r however you look at it (because she can't).
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0d posted:Shhh nobody is supposed to know that Radio_Phoolcat is my parachute account. Kalleboo will kick me out of gbs-fm for sure if he finds out. o dear  i didn't even know you knew each other though Cosmo Brown posted:Yeah but one or more alternate mums have CLAWED THEIR OWN EYES OUT and they're all basically his mum so it is a sad day for muml0r however you look at it (because she can't). 
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Buml0r posted:quote Now I think I'm a parachute or two too but I don't know what that means. Save us buml0r this is serious.
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... oh no. i've worked out what's happening. I think I'm actually getting your replies through from the other dimensions now! so they're coming from alterna-forums where different ppl said things! That means this is more serious than I thought! As spacetime folds over itself and causality threads collide, we're coming unstuck! Eating those infinite stocking chocolates has turned us into drifters, homeless and unanchored in the massive manifold of space- and time-like infinity!! ooya buggar!
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My space manifold gasket is sured up and i'm ready for adventure. Take
me far away like Teddy Ruxpin did when I was a child. :santabeard:
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Buml0r posted:i wasn't sure i'd really be arsed to open the whole thing especially since not many people are joining in, but this just seals it. I will join your crusade. I brought this:  It works in many dimensions.
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Buml0r posted:... oh no. i've worked out what's happening. Wait, wait, then eating those infinite stocking chocolates has turned us into stable, successful people and very interesting people - and time-like infinity!! Right! Yeah? ...
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Did I eat the mincepie in the other universe? Did I like it?
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that big blue gun thing looks ideal, i think we can problbe use that.Martin Random posted:Wait, wait, then eating those infinite stocking chocolates has turned us into stable, successful people and very interesting people - and time-like infinity!! i don't think we can have turned into time-like infinity. Time-like infinity is the hypothetical expression of the point at infinity in time rather than the point an infinite distance away in space. Just as spacelike infinity can be considered in any given direction, and the hypothetical shape of the universe therefore becomes a sphere (where we allow for sake of argument that the infinite point can be measured), so too can time be imagined as a sphere if one takes into consideration the possible existence of infinite causality dimensions and maps them as different branches across the length of the time line, beginning at the initial moment of time and stretching outwards in a very gradual curve, reaching their apex at the dead centre of the timeline as all possibilities are followed, and then sloping to meet together again at a single point at the opposite end of time, mirroring the first. Since any point on the outer edge of any sphere is equidistant from its centre, we can also suggest that Timelike infinity might be found in any given direction from the centre of this model (although it would usually refer to the beginning and end of time as symmetrical points, given a Time-sphere posessing rigidly fixed "poles", as ours seems to. what it means is this: OH DEAR M8S WHAT WILL BECOME OF US i'm hoping i can somehow lock down these possibility dimensions before it all spills out and goes mad and the sphere becomes a big crunched up singularity. The answer may lie through one of these doors, or with the coming of the Herald... Mayor Wilkins posted:Did I eat the mincepie in the other universe? Did I like it? Cor, all the big names coming out tonite. i don't knoe. You'll have to decide that for yourself. Either you are rigidly you, the same you that's been here reading this so far, or else you're going to be merging with other probable you;s from other dimensions, and will have to wait until you settle into whatever happened to the amalgamated you. iit may be a cross between eating and not eating mincepie, and liking and not liking it. you might even end up have eatne my poo like that other guy hehehe
Buml0r fucked around with this message at Dec 16, 2006 around 01:30
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Buml0r posted:that big blue gun thing looks ideal, i think we can problbe use that.
theboojum fucked around with this message at Dec 16, 2006 around 02:44
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Bumlor I will take one for the team and open the door if you will let
me! I feel we must do whatever is in our power to stop this tear in the
space time continuum thingy.
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hmm i will consider it We will probably do need to open that door in a few hours, so i wwill meditate hard on the mattre.
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All right. I've thought it through and... whoever you are, whoever voluntered to open the next door, i feel deep shame in saying that I accept. You may risk your life for our's and open the next door, and prey that the terrible layers upon layers of deep space do not smash you into pieces. Imagine being inside a cave, deep within the urf. many of us have been iun such cavbes just on holidays and that, with a guide. But dfid you ever look up and imagine how much rock was above your head, especially if the cave is in a mountain like and it's all massive above you and that. Did you imagine all that rock? Imagine space, nothingness, but nothingness so massive in volume - an infinite mass of space and ultraspace and infraspace, and space from infinite subtly different dimensions, so much space that it weighs more than all that rock - that it is of infinite weight. that's what's coming down on you if this goes wrong. BUT GO! FAIR WARRIOR OPNE THE ADVENT CLANDAR DOOR NUMBRA 16, AND MAY THE BEST WILL OF INTERNETS GO WITH YOU. since i have no way of telling who you are, due to the dimensions messing up and it saying it's a different person all the time (before it jsut got them wrong, now things are so bad that if i blink it changes), your anonymity is protected. Indeed, a different voluntere may even step up and pretend to be you, and i wouldn't know any better. it'd be like that film about that bloke, and pretend the film is called That Bloke yeah but i can't remember who, hehe i typd woo at first, i can't remember woo. And then at the end everyone goes "no I am That Bloke" "noe I am That Bloke" becuse the nasty bloke wants to kill who it is but he doesn't knoe what he look's like. so GOE! FINE YOUNG WARRIOR SO HANDSOM AND FAIR. Opne the door and let us behold our ultimate fate, and we wi - - hang about. did anyone here a voice shouting in the distance? like... a man's voice? i thought he did shout something...
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I hear the sound of fourteen angels dancing on the head of a pin, the
screams of trees as they fall beneath the woodsman axe, the sound of
blood raining from the heavens - splashing onto the pain-wracked bodies
of those denied the grace of Santy. Is this is what is in store for us?
I hear not this voice though. Oh what reflected image of Tartarus is this, where have I come? My sight is failing as I type and the screams of the innocents are wrenching at my soul, quickly brave Buml0r, if you can hear the sound of salvation, lead us from the pit, deliver us from this evil.
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---forwards thread to Stephen Hawking, awaiting response---
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He already replied last Thursday - he said "WHERE MY CHOCOLATE YOU BUMMER?!" And I thought he was cool.
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 We await your bravery, mystery volunteer
Buml0r fucked around with this message at Dec 17, 2006 around 02:15
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Buml0r posted:
I want to. I'm not sure how. I think I might have. Can you tell me what happened? Maybe someone else should try. edit: I cannot describe what is going on somebody tell me I'm scared
0d fucked around with this message at Dec 16, 2006 around 23:00
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16.XVI. Hmmm, interesting! The number of the hexakaidecagon. Where will
this number lead. Perhaps even unto damnation! Is it coincidence that
using numerology the name of god himself equals 16. I suspect that your Advent calender a basic countdown is much more than even the portals thus far discovered suggest. Maybe the glimpses of finite infinite lead onward omnidirectional to a meeting with the most infinite itself, a being so like a god it could only be god! But a portal unto god himself, is such a thing possible! Could even the most robust human mind survive even the barest glimpse though this ominous door. But alas I suspect that humanities most useful and commendable trait may be the downfall of us all. For curiosity our quest to glimpse the infinite, to touch the void space itself must be acted upon! My advice to the intrepid explorer willing to take this journey is to enter the portal backward with ears covered and even then to use the greatest of care.
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So in this alternate universe, I became Mayor Wilkins? Cool! (I think)
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thelifeaquabatic posted:16.XVI. Hmmm, interesting! The number of the hexakaidecagon. Where will this number lead. Perhaps even unto damnation! Is it coincidence that using numerology the name of god himself equals 16. oh no!! D: that hexakaidecagon thing sounds pretty harsh. i imagine that's what's probably going on. we're in one of those. quote:I suspect that your Advent calender a basic countdown is much more than even the portals thus far discovered suggest. Maybe the glimpses of finite infinite lead onward omnidirectional to a meeting with the most infinite itself, a being so like a god it could only be god! yeh probbly. quote:But a portal unto god himself, is such a thing possible! Could even the most robust human mind survive even the barest glimpse though this ominous door. But alas I suspect that humanities most useful and commendable trait may be the downfall of us all. For curiosity our quest to glimpse the infinite, to touch the void space itself must be acted upon! yeh probly. but what you're forgetting tho is that there might be a chuflot of chocolate in there. think about that for a minute. Either way we need to sort this out because I'm starting to think we're really spoiling space with this, the stuff we do here is affecting real life, it's like jewmunchey or the space one there's a picture of in new avengers comics and that.
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brave posted:I want to. I'm not sure how. I think I might have. You have in one dimension or another, i saw you you approached the forbidden door, which has solidified since yesterday into a physical door, a door unto the neverending complexities of megaspace. yur shaking hand reached up to the edge of the door and began to peel A great light! A huge big light went all BOOOOO out from the little crack, and it all glowed out like an eclipse!! and then when the door opened... there was... .... (this is a pause to create suspense.)
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Pause eh. Well i'll just have to sit here and F5 until it ends then won't I...
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and when the door opened there was this... A piece of chocolate. And it was immediately clear to me what had happened. no, this wasn';t the sudden and disappointing end to this weird dimensional sidetrack - - but it is another important key to what's going on. Al these limitless possibilities that were poised to crash down upon us were, by the act of observation, solidified into one definitive outcome, the winner in the race of possibilities. THIS IS SOME SERIOUS QUANTUM CHOCOLATE WE'RE LOOKING AT HERE. this could change the human race's understanding of science! or, even more convenient, allow us not to have to change it! This is the chocoloate that proves it all! moments ago it was an unbound borderless mish-mash of millions of potential outcomes of opening the door. Billions of outcomes. Kerbillion-spazmo-squillion-flillions of outcomes. And by openeing the door we chose our destiny, dys? dyswwd? muhuhohoh this is exceiting again m8s instead og scary! mohh mohohmhohohohmhomhlm! We now have the chocolate that is the manifold's best expression of its own borderlessness! The problem is that the chocolate has taken an unusual form that i can't quite make out. It's an odd shape isn't it! what do you reckon that is then? whatever that shape is, it is the universe's best representation of WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. just looking at it conjures a message into my mind: He will be here soon. And it can begin. THE HERALD. muhuhohohmhmhoh. Plz suyggest what you think the shape is of. Then we can figure this out. mspaints welcome. WE'LL CRACK THIS ONE EH LADS?
Buml0r fucked around with this message at Dec 21, 2006 around 11:37
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It's a bum with snata's hat sitting on it.
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 willy and big balls
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YerAuraBoresMeAlice posted:It's a bum with snata's hat sitting on it. Well that wouldn't make any sense 
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I don't know anything about this shape stuff, but I think I know who that herald guy you keep talking about is: this is him, right?
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It's just poo isn't it? It was the superposition of all possible chocolates and poos and now we've observed it the state space has collapsed into poo. The shape is meaningless. Because it's poo.
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All good guesses, althoe it isn't bum's or boob'as. or willye's. As i
was re-examining the chocolate just now (which we're not eating yet btw
just in case it's very important), i caught a glimpse in the back of my
mind of exactly what the chocolate shape is and means... and it was joyeux like a thousand thousand christmases, all happy and great and excellent. It's like we're making the universe all christmassey somehow! But as soon as the vision faded the memory of it did too, I just remember what it sort of meant, or something. It just sort of meant lots of christmas... someghowe. Let's have a look at the calendar today. Everything's settled down now! The reindeer stable's still there, and the sley with baby snatta in, and dady snata and mumy snata are there, and o! That star we saw the other day seems to be getting closer too, and there's a wind following it but it sort of sounds like a man shouting something still, and everything's a bit snowey and christmasey and it's all nice and that! And look whose coming to see snata today!  It all the elves! but they're the elves from the FUTAR! Bceause something to do with opening that weird weird door yesterday, it's made it so all the christmases ever are sort of linked up,. and so it's feeling all dickens christmas, but also space christmas! And the elves from when Snata grown up have arrived to bring him presents! Look there's dooley elf on the left! Remember him! He was a little boy and him drawn willy on the rafters before!! Now he's old! In fact they all old-looking! They got beards and stuff because they're all old codger wrinklies! Oh! "We prefer to be called "elves" if you don't mind," Dooley say to me, so ok I'll leave it. And look! There's Duddley the elf! Happy! It looks like he does stay alive in our dimension after all and not get killed by his sony PSP! Everyone give him a duddle! And next to him all the way over is Puffy the elf MOHH OMOHOHOH puffty the elf more like! mohh mohh mohh! omlo! He's a stupid fat elf and santa probably won't like him bcause dudders is better elf. OH I KNOW! THEY SHOULD HAVE A FIGHT! then we'll noe who's the best elf! But Dooley is like head elf or something, and he's looking at baby santa now and going "Oe! Just as we noe him in our time! He has a broad face! And a little round belly, that shake when he laugh, like a bowl... full of..." and then snata do a wee on him!  While Dooley getting wee'd on, let's open today's door! shall we!  There's the door, it's one of the presents the elfe's brought him. They bring him these presents: a) Gold. b) Draclea c)  gold dracular and hurr. I don't noe either mate. But lket's open the door and...  o! Ha ha the mice have run off with the presents (it's the picture inside under the chocolate)! And we got a chocolate present to eat. ...oh  I just realised that's actually a proper advent calendar sort of door! I think we might have put christmas back together again guys! I mean we've still got some things to sort out, like who's the herald and what the chocolate is of and what's that star doing etc, but ... you know what I think we've saved the spirit of christmas!! Here, you can have the chocolate today!! 
Buml0r fucked around with this message at Dec 17, 2006 around 17:14
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Wait you're letting us have the chocloate, no I refuse. Every time you give us the choclatté something bad happens. Eating poo!? Ripping the space/time manifold!?! Having snakes burst from our stomachs No you eat it, I will search on for the dragula.
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MMM chocolate. Thanks bumlor.
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Buml0r posted:He will be here soon. And it can begin. THE HERALD. According to Google this is the first true Harold to show up so he is probably the one coming:  However again according to Google this is also a Harold, and he looks kind of Christmassy: 
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Nah, he just looks like a druid boy scout to me, lurking in a shop that sells "camwore" posters. :greatgift:
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Buml0r posted:I mean we've still got some things to sort out, like who's the herald... I wish to be the Herald of Free Enterprise. That's what I want Snata to give me. edit: I'll blow trumpets and everything. Except I can't play the trumpet. Recorders.
Tag Plastic fucked around with this message at Dec 18, 2006 around 19:04
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So then! hallo! Right, let's have a look then, where's door 18, um... hmm hm hmmm, han on, scanning... scanning... can't seem to find it... o there it is! wait no, that was 8, but it wasn't open cause we were in the other dimension. Actually I'll open it now. Oh, it's a chocolate of Mr Slugworth! Om nom nom. Can't believe none of you knew who mr slugworth was. god. your childhoods must've been rubbish. I'm having the mr slugworth chocolate. OM. NYOM. Right then. Where's today's door. Where is today's door! I'm looking all over it and I'm just seeing doors we've already done or wrong doors. Right let's see, where MOH I REMEMBER muhuhu now I remember where the next door is! Over there at the sley, baby snata's still doing a wee on Dooley!  Muhh mohmomhlo hoho!! That's right, he's getting wee'd on! Mohhoho! So we'd better solve that problem by opening TODAY DOOR! number 18 door is the door with tat pic of dooley getting wee'd on on it, so we open it and underneath...  O hahaha it's a bucket! They must of founbd bucket and put it in the way to catch the wee. Poor old Doley getting wee'd on like that! muhuhu hehehehe moh moh seems like a slightly boring 18 dor, but really think about for a minute what we're looking at here lads and ladylads. THAT is a BUCKET of SANTA CLAUSES WEE. ... ... MOHH OMLOMOHLMOHLOMUHUHUHO MERY CHRISTMAS! XD XD
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Sounds delicious. I want to drink it!
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Cuw posted:Sounds delicious. I want to drink it! I wouldn't, the way thinks are going it's probably not wee at all but rather some other yellow liquid like lemonade or beer
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i consider the time spent reading this thread to be the finest use of a half-hour in my entire life.
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snata is not very good at reading yet, then - I distinctly asked for a Wii! 
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