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anyone still reading this? or is it just 2 ppl i know off irc I think the trouble with this advent calendar is that it isn't very christmassye. i mean we all noe the Snativity is the ultimate christmas story, but so far we've been in space and eating poo's and there's been a bucket of wee etc. we should have more christmassey things happenign m8s. in fact you know what? Sod it./ I'm not even going to do this any more. I'm sick and tired of it. You noe? Every day I tell you all about what's happening on the advent calendar, I thort i was doing everyone a favour by getting a calednar for us, but i don't think anyone's really arsed about it. our advent-ure is over. i'm going. Bye. this is me walking out of the stable where snattas' sley is. this is me going. bye then. grump. dunno why i bother sometimes. not very christmasey and i bet everyone stopped reading after the first few. grump. gosh it cold out here. i... wait! what that in the sky?  Oh! it that big star! That big star that was coming, before! it's nearly here now! look at it flying over the hills of lapland where the sley is.... ...oh my I KNOE WHAT THIS IS! I didn't think they'd do this bit! This is the BEST BIT of the whole snatatvity! but they usually just draw the bit in the stabel and we don't get to see this! oh gosh everyone everyone! EVERYONE! come out here and look at this! This is the BEST CHRISTMAS BIT!! look at the star! It's such a strange phenomemun that nobody can explain it, not even the elfe's! Look, it so strange, that even tho it a star, it cast's a shadow! and then... and then...  LOOK! The lkight from the star goes BOOO down on the hills and it starts to snow! And this is such a crazy magic star that the light from it lands on its shadow, and its shadow becomes a real thing! A TREE! A CHRISTMAS TREE! appeared out of NOWHERE from the light of the star! This where we get the tradishne of christmas trees from!! I SO EXCITIED THIS IS THE FIRST CHRISTMAS TREE! WATCH! WATCH IT HAPPNE!! the light from the star make it REAL! and make it MAGIC and it get's cover in shiny STAR MAGIC for the first 12 day' it a;ppear! They call it the 12 days of CHRISTMAS TREE!!  LOOK AT IT!!! right! that's my christmas spirit all come back now! Let's go inside and have a warm happye christmas time in the stabel again with snata and mummye snata and dadye snata!  o wait! before we go!! Every one of those sparkly star magics on the tree is a CHOCOLATE IN IT!! Everyone tkae a chocolate! There enough for EVERYONE HAVE CHOCOLATE!! This is shaping up to be a fuken crakin christmas lads and ladylads!!! 
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| # ? Dec 19, 2006 20:23 |
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Yay! First Christmas tree chocolates for everyone!
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| # ? Dec 19, 2006 20:26 |
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Hooray! Is the chocolate real chocolate this time? I don't want anymore poo chocolate 
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| # ? Dec 19, 2006 20:30 |
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That wasn't poo chocolate! That was just poo! This is not only chocolate but the purest chocolate that ever existed ever! and by pure i don't mean it's that hrrid stuff the aztecs used to drink, this is like willy wonka chocolate or something, it's the nicest that has ever existed because it's made from PURE CHRISTMAS MAGIC
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| # ? Dec 19, 2006 20:35 |
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Three cheers for Buml0r! Three cheers for First Christmas Tree Chocolates! THREE CHEERS FOR SNATA!!!
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| # ? Dec 19, 2006 20:44 |
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Buml0r posted:i don't think anyone's really arsed about it.   :santabeard:vvv
struan87 fucked around with this message at Dec 19, 2006 around 21:32
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| # ? Dec 19, 2006 21:00 |
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Lots of us are indeed arsed about this thread, but in GBS we're
supposed to write replies with a point to them so we can't all just
bump saying "lol". You have a high rating and lots of thread views and
that is the spirit of GBS as I understand. You write good and we have
nothing to contribute. I think you've saved Christmas. :santabeard:
0d fucked around with this message at Dec 19, 2006 around 21:25
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| # ? Dec 19, 2006 21:14 |
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Buml0r posted:anyone still reading this? or is it just 2 ppl i know off irc
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| # ? Dec 19, 2006 21:17 |
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Candy is allways better when it is made with magic.
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| # ? Dec 19, 2006 22:37 |
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This reminds me of a favorite christmassy quote from the oldish days "Every time Buml0r posts, an angel gets its... urges..." See, we've been with you from the start! Yay for Christmas and Snata and sexy chocolate magicness!
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| # ? Dec 19, 2006 23:20 |
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Don't listen to the Buml0r, they're lying no-one is reading the thread,
the multiple five votes and the gold rating are out of pity. In a similar vein, I know I'm only posting out of a twisted desire to see you humiliate yourself in front of your peers, I have absolutely no interest in the story or artwork. Anyways enough of the truth back to the lies so you post more incriminating evidence of your insanity. When you showed the star getting closer like that I was sure you were going for a Tunguska style ending. There is still time, but if you do use this plot device please give me enough warning to duck and cover.
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^^^ YOU SWINE! I BET YOU'RE NASTY PETER DRAWN BY THOMAS NASTY0d posted:Lots of us are indeed arsed about this thread, but in GBS we're supposed to write replies with a point to them so we can't all just bump saying "lol". You have a high rating and lots of thread views and that is the spirit of GBS as I understand. You write good and we have nothing to contribute. I think you've saved Christmas. loinburger posted:I am still reading this, but I didn't have anything worthwhile to contribute other than "this is fucking great," which I guess is a worthwhile contribution if you're wondering if anybody is still reading this, so, anyway, there's my contribution. Thankoo guys! But that was just a fase I was going through! Now, thanks to the first Christmas Tree bit, I've rediscovered my FESTIVE CHEER! Let's all have a dance about and that! We've put our Xmas tree up today, and there's all presents under it! Can't wait! How about you?
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| # ? Dec 20, 2006 01:00 |
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Why didn't you quote me bolmor  My tree has lights and presents
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struan87 posted:Why didn't you quote me bolmor He hates you.  edit: I was just joking, with this newfound Christmas Cheer I'm sure we ALL love each other
0d fucked around with this message at Dec 20, 2006 around 01:28
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| # ? Dec 20, 2006 01:19 |
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Fear not! Myself and many others are still along for the ride. And we appreciate your twisted Christmas cheer!
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| # ? Dec 20, 2006 01:24 |
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struan87 posted:Why didn't you quote me bolmor cause you can't spell my name right Oh actually, that's spelt more accurately than I've spelt it for my username! You spell BRILLIANTLY! You use clairvoyant spelling. you get an extra christmas tree sparkle chocolate. i'm already eating them too so you know they're not poo.
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| # ? Dec 20, 2006 02:08 |
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thank you mr bulmer  :sherlock:these chains are awesome
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| # ? Dec 20, 2006 02:27 |
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oh man I found this thing in the tree! Does anyone know who left it there? grim` decided to show you this image:
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| # ? Dec 20, 2006 02:29 |
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Man i sussed what the thread was about on the first page, i should have
waited until the 25th to read it though so i could experience it all at
once. Now I have to wait m8s!
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| # ? Dec 20, 2006 03:26 |
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I feel very full of cheer now. Thank you for the chocolate sparkle.
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| # ? Dec 20, 2006 03:37 |
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That last 'door' had me so scared! I thought chirstmas was going to die. Don't stop, I need these to live.
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| # ? Dec 20, 2006 05:36 |
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grim` posted:oh man
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idunno... it looks like a lightsabre to me try turning it on grim' see if a laser come's out by the way meileiblvd, i mohhed at the urges comment. i went "mohh omlo" edit why would mum play with it when dad not here? you need 2 ppl for a lightsabre fight!
Buml0r fucked around with this message at Dec 20, 2006 around 14:55
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Buml0r posted:Every one of those sparkly star magics on the tree is a CHOCOLATE IN IT!! Everyone tkae a chocolate! There enough for EVERYONE HAVE CHOCOLATE!! Please reassure me first that it isn't the shit "chocolate" Nestle put in their advent calendars 
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| # ? Dec 20, 2006 13:21 |
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Okay I pressed the switch and all my IKEA came apart... this thing seems to attract screws?
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| # ? Dec 20, 2006 18:31 |
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Ohho! That might turn out to be even more useful than a lightsabre! See if it can do a spin-attack.
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| # ? Dec 20, 2006 18:34 |
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It opens locked doors!! :O Should I go into my mom's closet and see what my present's are!?!
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^^ Do what you want mate, but don't come crying to me if you get stuck
in there or it turns out to have Weird Cupboardey Properties. it isn't
my fault if you're going to be a Tard is it? Let's do today door! Today's door is got on it a picture of: SNOWMAN!  SNOWMAN's here everyone! I was talking to some ppl i like today and even tho i like them some of them were saying they don't like christmas! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE when you'v got things like STAR and TREE and SNOWMAN! Snwman agree and him ppl agree too. He's got invitation here for baby snatter to come to their big christmas party that the snowmans have every year in Snowmans-land. You have to fly to get there but it ok, when snata's eyes went on it made his reindeer fly like i said on day 1, so they can fly him there. We're finding out a lot about the traditional story of snata clas here aren't we! We noe why his reindeer fly, why one got red nose, where chrsmas tree come from, where chocolt comes from, and why snata have fatness and beard growth power, among other thing's. Now we know how snata got to know snowmen and have partys with them! There you go, and in that door is a chocolate snowman. We'll halve that and both have it. muhuhu and you'll all have to halve your half up between you, mohh omlo Oe! I knoe! Before we goe, we should ask the snoeman what he makes of that weird-shaped chocolate. Snowman? Have a look at this mate. What do you think it is? Everyone thinks it's a bum or boobs or balls with a christmas hat on, but I had a glimpse of what it was in a spiritaul experience, and it's none of them. but it's probbly a christmas hat thoe.  Don't touch it tho mate we're too worried it might destroy the universe which would be really mongy this close to christmas. He goe, "hmmmm. hmmm. ahhhh." Looks like he goes to tell us what it is! He turn round...  Oh noe! Him's eyes have gone funny as if the chocolate was too much for him to know! What's that, The Snowman? Are you trying to tell us something? His voice is all strange. I will try and type what he' saying. "The metaphysical properties of space/time/reality are not in peril; rather, the nostalgic, traditional and dimensional bonds between christmasses past present and future are strengthening until the point of total causality collapse into a multidimensional Festive Singularity: a unified Christmatic event the likes of which our universe has never known." wow it's like the words are just puking out of him! "The impermanent effect of this singularity will bring great happiness for its duration and fade to obscurity at its end as the universe rights itself. Whether you will remember these events is unclear. What is clear is this:" His eyes are stop swirling, but now they are like infy eyes, like looking in is the deepest holes in space, bigger than space looked when we were up in it, o m8s. and he say "the Final Door will be unlike any previous." And now him eyes stopped being weird, and he look all frightened! He leave invitation, but then fly away without a nuther word! :O WHAT IS THAT CHOCOLATE IN THE SHAPE OF?? It seems to make everyone all christmassey but also start talking about space and time and reality and that! I wonder if we'll find out what's going on before christmas happens? I mean we've only got a few days left now and THEN what? What shape is the chocolate? Who is the Herald? Why is that big star still heading towards us and what's going to happen when it gets over here?? For now, until we can work something out, I'm closing that door with the weird chocolate in it again. It doesn't even have a number any more. It is without number ...hey, speaking of numbers. I'm looking around and I can't find a door number 25. That's a shame. I thought it was going to be one of those ones with 25 doors instead of just 24. I only ever had one or two that had a door 25... ...and in those, the 25 door was sort of bigger, and sort of more special.
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Buml0r posted:...hey, speaking of numbers. I'm looking around and I can't find a door number 25. That's a shame. I thought it was going to be one of those ones with 25 doors instead of just 24. I only ever had one or two that had a door 25... Buml0r, m8, you have better not be tlleing us you opened a door before it was that dore's TIME. Do you knoe waht it means to have opened the 25 dore before the 24 dore? YOU MAY HAVE DESTORYD THE SNATIVITY, YOU FOOL!
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Oh man i was trapped in that colset for a long time but it ok now. And I know I getting NINTENDOES for christmases! I hope you didn't open 25 doors accidentally! BECAUSE THAT MEAN SNATA NOT COME!! You should take this "sonic" screwdriver, maybe it will help you close that door back up!
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It ok! I haven't opened it! I'd not be such a bellend as that! It's just I can't seem to find it anywhere. O well, that other door was hard to find. Maybe it'll turn up...
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| # ? Dec 20, 2006 20:25 |
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No chocolate today? What gives? Everyday should have a delicious treat!
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| # ? Dec 20, 2006 20:47 |
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Cuw, I believe there was mention of a chocolate snowman, Bulmer is
having half and the rest of us split the remainder between ourselves. Here we saved you the snowman's testicle, oh look it's all full of white stuff for making more snowmen. Enjoy.
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| # ? Dec 20, 2006 20:56 |
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what, snow?
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You could be on to something there, if I remember back to the last time
we had a decent snow fall here, something like 1989 I guess, snowballs
were white with brown bits in. Due to our misadventures in the pursuit
of the knowledge of the meaning of the origin of the snativity, perhaps
we have caused even snowballs to become inverted. Now if only I could remember what the brown stuff in snowballs usually was. No it's not coming ...oh wait I seem to remember ... a strong smell...? Oh shit, it's gone again, how bitching, was I barking up the wrong tree? This is going to hound me until I get this. Perhaps Cuw could taste it and let us know.
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Hello! Gosh I'm very excited about christmas now. We're nearly there! What's going to become of us!! Look above teh stable, here comes that big GLITTERING STAR still! isn't it beautiful? let's have a close look and see what's going on with this thing. It's made of toffee and pudding. It flies on the back of little butterflies who can paint things really well but never do, and inside the star is where dreams are caught, stored and unleashed. It's also the birthplace of the Snorks.  That's the door for today! so teh story is nearly complete, and our little scene is almost entirely ready. Stabel, sley in it, baby santer in that, daddy snata there, mummy snata there (she's not been on a door so i've not drawn her but she's there and she looks basically how you expect, shawl and that). There's stll some things to sort out though!! for now, we open the door the star's on, numbar 21, and find inside... a lovely chocolate star, with something white wrapped around it. Unwind the white material, and you will see it is...  a pair of pnaties, belong to japanese girl! see, this is a nondy nommy national calendar as i said, and japanese girls need to make money to buy all mobile phones and little sparkly things to put on their eyes etc. or other girls laugh at them. so the calendar ppl noticed it's not allowed in vending macvhines now so they let them sell them to make calendars! and they're international so it not illegal! these were probly stolen tho. that wouldn't be nice! they stole them from her and put them in advent calendar, and now she run around in japan w/out pnats crying and giong 'where yuou tske my pnaTS wgere you takr my panst??" (i srry fr the typng i am use 1 hnd) Ok I finish using one hand now. I was eating chocolate with the other one! Here's the odd thing though. Remember I heard like a man's vooice shouting in the wind and that was the noise of the star coming? Well when I opened that star door, the sound breezed away loike a breeze and there was a sort of backwards sound like slurping, and then it disappeared, and... ...the door without number is now glowing :/ and the star continue ever onwards. But now it's angling down slightly. I think it's going to land in front of the stable....
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Whew, I thought they were gonna be snata pnaties. Don't worry Buml0r, you've already transcended space and time and defeated mechasnata, I think the rest is all downhill cruising.
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Mack the Knife posted:Whew, I thought they were gonna be snata pnaties. muhu snatie pnaties
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| # ? Dec 21, 2006 21:39 |
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2006: A Snata Odyssey "My God... It's full of Snorks!!!"
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meileiblvd posted:"My God... It's full of Snorks!!!" hee hee Well it is! The snorks are in it. They're not at the sea yet which means they'd have to either invent space travel, or just wait for the star to go near the sea and jump out, or be sort of spat out like snork spores or something, i'm not sure how it werk. hoh actually i bet they're cross being all cooped up in a star as it flies about. imagine if they have space ships or like submarines for the air or something. they'd be unstoppable!
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