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I think that the choclolate is inside of the very large haed of the
poor kid who rhymes. i know that I am right bout this so you best look
in it. (I LOVE this guy!)
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I think the chocolate is in the tip of Dooper's hat. He is so cool that
I could imagine he would keep chocolate in his hat. And it wouldn't
melt, neither. Or maybe in the tip of his shoes, but foot chocolate wouldn't be very appetizing, cool elf or not. Better than poo chocolate though!
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Wrong, wrong wrong wrong wrong. Fists of Chonklit. Or hooves. Hooves. Gotta be. That, or handkerchiefs.
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This is the best Christmas ever. 
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Before we go to the next door, let's look for the chocolate because we have not done this door properly yet!Comix Bitch posted:I think i noe where the chocolate it is! Let's see. ...no, there no chocolate there. Really I suppose we're looking for a door. Kula Bocca posted:bulmer the chocolate better not be in the reindeer you are not tricking me into eating poo again HE HE HE that would be funny. No tho, I don't think it's in the reindeer. And anyway if it is, we made a mess of looking inside a donkey last year, I don't think it's a good idea. searo74 posted:I predict that the chocolate is hidden in the hay bale, or maybe just poop. I sent that bloke to have a look but all he found was reindeer poo. He found it with his hands and arms. MOHH. Chuuurls posted:I think that the choclolate is inside of the very large haed of the poor kid who rhymes. You are right that there is chooclate in his head: imagining chocolate because he's too poor to have real chocolate, muhuhuh. but noe. when worlds collide posted:I think the chocolate is in the tip of Dooper's hat. He is so cool that I could imagine he would keep chocolate in his hat. And it wouldn't melt, neither. I asked himme, and he let me have a look. there wasn't chocolate in his hat, but there was the lovely sound of the sea! Big Nose posted:Fists of Chonklit. Or hooves. Hooves. Gotta be. That, or handkerchiefs. No not there! Even though I riske'd life and limm try and look in hoove's. I don't knoe what you mean by fists tho. Yakult posted:I bet it's behind the obituary notice! Oe! OE! m8s, this is a bit odd. I went and looke'd at the oblituary thing on the barn, and it was a bit strange. o the chocolate was there btw, so Yakult gets chocolate! Yum. It is a chocolate in the shape of Dooper. And that the funny thing. Because the obituary is for Dooper. It taken from a newspaper, and he got a whole page in the paper because he so nice. But the thing is, him not dead! Him not even dead! Why would he keep obituary of himself on the wall of place where he does flying lessons, when he's not dead? IS THIS SOME KIND OF A SICK JOKE someone play on Dooper?? I will keep that for now until we can ask him about it. Bcause I want to know what' going on with that. We will ask him next time we see him. That not now thoe. Now, Snatter and Beazie are sitting silently in the office area of the school, because remember, they've been told to go and see the Head of Year. they're sitting on a bench and waiting to be called into the Head's office.  Beazie has brought with him his pet. He leave him tied to the 1st year common room when lessons are on, but atm there are other kids in there so he had to bring him. Beazie not looking forward to seeing the head at all. "Thanks a lot, Kringle," he sae. Snatter's not sure what to say to taht so he's just keeping shtumm. "I can't believe you got me into trouble for this," he say. Snatter cross about that. "Hey, it wasn't even me! Pete was the one who told Dooper." "Yeah, but I didn't hear you contradict him! You were the one who crashed into everyone up there," say Beazie. "Oh, so it's my fault is it?" Snatter, "Yeah, it's your fault," Beazie. Snatter mutter under him breath, "You're hardly an angel yourself." "Oh yes I am!" Beazie say, which is a little bit gé I would have thought, "I am too an angel. As far as the teachers know I do everything right, and I intend to keep it that way!" and he give snatter a fake grin and say "I can assure you, sir, that this will never happen again." OE IT THE MOST SICKENING GRIN EVAR STOP DOING IT BEAZIE you make me sick. Snater is well annoyed because beazie probbly does get away with loads by being all slimey like that! D: Pet does a *woof* at Snatter, but more in a shruggy way than a cross way. Then a deep voice come from the door they're waiting by, and goes "COME HITHER." they get up and goe into the Head's office. And there's the Head.  the Head is that of actor "Richard Burton". "Boys!" he say. "I hear there's been a kerfuffle in Dooper's lesson. What's the matter, don't you like Dooper? Don't you think he's the coolest elf there ever was? Because he is. If there's one thing that jitters my fritters it's people who don't GIVE the proper RESPECT to PEOPLE who DEserve IT!" "oe" say beazie who looks sad now. "Hey! Still! What do you boys know about destiny anyway? Come on, let's all be friends again. Are you signed up to the Snatavity?" these are odd things to say. they just look odd at each other. "What, they haven't sent out the letters yet? Oh dear! I'll get right onto that. SECRETREE?" voice from the fireplace goe "yes mister burton?" he goe, "Prepare the consent forms!!" "thankyou boys you may goe." Snatter and Beazie and pet look puzled at each other, but they go. They don't talk to each other because they're basically enemy's now. Well not pet he's all right and doesn't really mind either of them. And the HEad is a door, you can peel him open and look, inside is a chocolate Richard Burton head. We'll divide that up between us shall we. om nom nom.
Buml0r fucked around with this message at Dec 04, 2007 around 17:28
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I get the chocolat Richard Burton chin!!
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| # ? Dec 04, 2007 18:27 |
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Dibs on the chocolate Burton foreHEad!
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It's back! I can't believe I'd been missing this, I've been waiting for it all year  Also, dibs on the nose!
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Chocolate eyes are my favorite! Thanks!
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I was just thinking about last year's advent calendar the other day and
I was hoping there would be another one this year. Christmas comes
early to the forums!
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Aww, I got chocolate hair 
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| # ? Dec 04, 2007 19:43 |
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I will take a chocolate eyebrow.
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I'll be 'avin the chocolate lips ta m8. Great work Buml0r, good to have this back I wants to find more about the tree in the fireplace, it must have secrets indeed if the fire doesn't burn it. Moar!
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| # ? Dec 04, 2007 22:44 |
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Whee! I've got the other nose! Awesome! (I LOVE this Buml0r!) nom nom nom
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I call a chocolate cheek! Is anyone else wondering why Richard Burton's giant floating head requires a chair? This is amazing btw!
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He's famous, and once he saved the world from aliens. He can have a chair if he wants a chair. ALL RIGHT?
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Bagsy the teeth! Also, Towzer? Eh?
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^^^ wot? Do you know extra Snatter lore? If so, feel free to share it here! Shall we du another duor? All right then! Well, today the boys have gone back to their lesson's, because they've been let off* from seeing the Head. He seems more interested in "consent forms". So, today's lesson is this: CHIMNEY LESSONS This is where they learn how to go up Chimneys, and use Chimney's for sending letters etc. The Chimney teacher is called Poobley, HEHE POO. He's going to teach everyone how to go up Chimney's carrying a big sack, just in case one of them grows up to be Snatter.  So, they all take in turns to go up the chimney carrying a big bag of toys and stuff. Duddles go up - he does all right because he's normal shaped and not very big. Dooley goe up - he does all right too because he's thinne. Puffy go up - HEHE, he's A FATTY ELF, so he has some trouble getting up, HA HA HA laugh at Puffy the stupid fatty. Pete go up - ooh, and he goes sliding up like a pro. Beazie goes up - he take a moment at the top but then he's okay even though he's got no hair. He got no hair, but he don't care, good old Beazie T. and then Snatter goe up. OH DEAR.  Oh no he's got stuck! I don't know why that would happen because he's not very fat yet (he has the power of Fatness but it is dormant until later in life). So why would he get stuck? Down below, Beazie is sniggering! :O So everyone's like "can you pass the toys down, it's our go" but it's no use, they won't get any toys if they won't help him out. look though, Pete is talking quietly to Mister Poobly! I think he's telling him that he saw Beazie sniggering because Beazie looks really angry at him. But he was the last one in the chimney so he must have done something. Ok Snatter's down now, and sure enough there was some rolled up stockings at the top, and that's what made Snatter stuck! They weren't there until Beazie went up! Pete take's Snatter to one side.  "I think you ought to watch out for that Toiz. He seems to have a vendetta against you." Snatter nods, but Beazie looks absolutely aghast that Pete is talking to Sntater! What's wrong with that kid!! That was just a single period lesson tho, so they have another lesson now: BEARD PAINTING LESSON Here is the BEard Painting teacher, he's called Goobler.  Look how happy he looks. That's because he has invented Beard Painting. It's not painting beards, it's painting WITH beard, instead of paintbrush! Him beard = long and adventurous, and he use it to dip in the paint and paint with. So, everyone has a go at beard painting, which rather depends on how good you are at Beard Growing. Some ppl manage it but some ppl don't, and Goobler says "don't worry!" because he noe Mr Blessed is good at beard teaching so it won't be long. Hehe but he wasn't very good at teaching Beazie was he, muhuhuhuhuhuh. BEazie is staring at his pot of red paint but he can't get his beard to grow. OE HAHAH BUT LOOK WHAT HAPPEN! BEAZIE TRIED TO MAKE A BEARD, BUT INSTEAD HE MADE THE PAINT GO ON HIS HEAD!!  HAHAHAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA H AH AHAHAH AH AH A Beazie is A STUPID. And Duddles is amazing at how inept he is!  "Oe!" say Duddles! "Oe, that is fantastic!" say Duddles! "How do you turn your face so red so fast!" MOHHH. MOH OMLOMOHL There's a chocolate left over in his paint pot! hehehe you can have that I'm feeling generous this year especially if there's infinite chocolates in one door like last time. if so that' my door. that's my door m8 im sorry but i bought the calendar. else i'll tell my mum of you. O! One last thing! Someone's come round with some letters to send to parents! These are the consent forms the Head was on about! They're asking if the kids are allowed to be in the school Snatavity Play this christmas!! OO A SNATAVITY PLAY i love those, it's where they do sonnge's and the kids all act out what happened on the day Snata was born. MAYBE SNATER WILL PLAY SNATER IN THE PLAY!! all their parents will come but do you want to come to? we can all go to!  * heehee
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doe i have to pull mine beard for paintings?
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Bouy do I hate that Toiz! Also is it chocolat paint or lead based this is important to me!
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Yai Buml0r I wanna come wit you. This is gunna be so much fun. I wanna see Baron Blessed in axion for verily he doth rock most mightily. I'm sure he'll sort that Toiz out.
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Baby Snatter with a beard in the OP is one of the most  worthy pictures ever.
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So the chocolate has paint all over it? Give it to Toiz then!
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Buml0r posted:^^^ wot? Do you know extra Snatter lore? If so, feel free to share it here! Alls I know is that you don't fuck with Beazie's dog. He's nails. He beat this thing in a fight, even though it EATS dogs.  And check out all the blokes with beards he knows. A king, a wizard and a mad scientist. They were probably his bitches in prison, like. Towser is the fucking daddy. Beazie's dog is fucking connected, mate.    According to this here dossier, that scientist is called Dr Smelly. I bet he makes nerve gas or something then. Snatter is proper fucked, like. The dog's a dirty bastard, though. Inter-species relationships and that.  'e wants stringing up by his knackers. But I ain't doing it. No chance. But I'm telling you. Towser's hanging around with this snot-rag Beazie? He's got an angle. Knows something we don't.
Darth Hanbidge fucked around with this message at Dec 06, 2007 around 12:29
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^^^Towser. i miss you towser^^^ I loved last years advent. Been hoping there would be another this year. great stuff.
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OKAY well everyone's been to bed now and now it's time not to be in bed but to get up and do school. But we're not in a classrume today, we're in the main hal again, because auditions are underway for the SCHOOL SNATAVITY PLAY. which is good, because I dunno about yue, but I've been thinking that even though they're all christmas elve's, this year's calendar hasn't been as christmassy as last years, or as weird. I mean, Everything seeme to be going all right and not being attacked by mecha snater or dimensionally breached. I wonder whether something weird will happen at the snatavity. or maybe the company who made the calendar is just learned from last year's mistaek and has made up a way of doing calendars without tearing apart the universe. we will ci. ok so the kids are lining up to do auditioning. Beazie says there's an elf custom where you sort of fumble about with each other's beard's as a way of saying good luck. Snater think that's a bit off but he lets him do it anyway. Beazie can't do beard growing so he says snater can sort of rub his head, snatter decline.  Here comes Duddles to the audition. For some reason Duddles is hopping to the audition. He does well and they say he can be someone in the play but he doesn't mind who. they say he have a fine leg for the role, but he should hop stopping. Here's Dooley...  ...moh. They've decided he should play Mummy Snatta, because he has long hair and so he looke like a girl. Hehehehehehe Oh, and here comes Puffy the fatty elf. He is auditioning for the part of rudolph, and he has been thoughtful enough to bring his owne costume in!  Oh... he says he made the costume himmeself. In fact, he goe on about the costume, and how he is very comftubble in it and wears it sometimes just around town, and so he will be perfect for the part as he feels that deep down he may have a connection wi-- actually i'm starting to feel a bit strange about Puffy the creepy fatty elf. I'm going to go and hang around with Duddles who is giving him a really odd look. Now itt'e time for Snatter's audition to play Snatter! He's got into the prop they're using as the Slé where he were born in. Oe, but what's going on? This is strange. He's trying to do audition, but instead of saying the lines he keeps making weird noises! He's making woofing sounds!  This is weird and I think i'm going to go and see what's going on. Oe. Oe!  It's Towser, Beazie pet! I don't think he knoews what's happening but he's woofing into a microfoen and it... OH MY! I BET BEAZIE PUT A SPEAKER IN SNATR'D BEARD WHEN HE FUMBLED IN HIMS BEARD!!! that dirty fumbling baldy boy!!! >:O >:O Snatter failed his audition because of that BEAZIE! What a horrible boy! we're going to have to GET him one day. But I wonder what we can do to him what can we doo to Beazie to GET him?  aww no. Snatter's sad and sitting on a bench. Dooper sees him though and sitte down. "Never mind," he say's, "you'll get your chance to shine sooner or later. I can tell there's quite an elf in you, you can be great. You just need to find your direction." "I don't think I have one," say snatter sadly. "except the direction to STUPIDLAND." Everything goe wrong for Snatter because of Beazie Toiz! What a nob he is!! "I'll tell you what," Dooper say. "I don't know if I'll ever find out the truth about what happened in my flying class that day, but I have my suspicions." He sneak a look at Beazie who is talking to a girl called Rose and she is glowering at him and telling him to go away. "Why don't you and I find out just how good you really are at flying with reindeer? How about you meet me at tomorrow's door, and I'll teach you a trick or two I've picked up over the years? Mm? You never know, you might just find your direction behind the reins." He stand up and wink, and Snatter feels' happy again! I reckon it's my goe having chocolate now. The door's the picture of Snatter being happy on the bench, so I'll ahve a look behind that... oe, that's strange. Here's what shape the chocolate is  I don't know what that is, but I... I think I recognise it from somewhere! what shape do you reckon that might is be of, m8s?
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i dunno but am not surpraized that that puffy is a furrey-type elf! edited because puffy is the furry not beaziee, although he is creepey enough.
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Buml0r posted:Here's what shape the chocolate is Hurray, I found it! It's the HEAD's newspaper clipping! 
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ow now don't be daft mister smarty parnts and quoting picture for
evidence. it is clerely a piece from the TERTIS game, the one in the L
shape. this also means that there are also other chocklate blocks shaped like tetrises. plus who eats newspaper I bet it is newspaper covered in mud don't eat that chocolate
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Looked like the bottom of a hockey stick to me.
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Livingston posted:Hurray, I found it! It's the HEAD's newspaper clipping! You are very perceptive, methinks. I thought it was a road and a parking lot and a building. Ok I am slightly dotty, so what.
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hope it's chocolate gun to shoot him horrible asshole beezie with
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This is fucking great. I can't wait for more. And yeah, maybe it's a festive newspaper clipping gun cleverly disguised as a newspaper clipping gun!
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The hoolidae spert, I am fillered with its! Mister Blessed is my favreet teachie! with him boomery voice and chewing of scenesery. (PS: Peter Schwartz? Brilliant.)
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Dooper am friendly old man. I doe wish he would be my grampas.
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MOHHH. MOH OMLOMOHL Beautiful.
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I knew i'd seen that shape somewhere before!! ok m8s, things are getting a bit odd now. I did goe back to Head's office and sure enough there was that thingy on himme's desk. I was a bit worried because I couldn't tell in the picture from before whetrher it was a bit of paper or a gun, but then i thought haha what's he going to do, shoot me using him's noes? ha ha ha HA HA HE'S JUST A HEAD But he wasn't in himme'es office anyway, and I just went over to the desk and picked up the bit of paper. An you were right, it is a newspaper clipping, and that in itself is worth thingking about, because the only other place i've ever seen bits of newspaper cut out like this is at the chinese bloke's shop over the road where i bougt this calendar from. And last year when i went there and saw some newspaper clippings, there was a weird power cut, and it got very dark and there was this weird sound like something from another world, and when the light came back this bit of paper was just sitting there and it said on it "LOOK TO THE COMING OF THE HERALD," and things started getting really weird from there o m8s. well this one is like a headline cut out - that's the long bit at the top - and a photo and a bit of writing. and the headline say: BELOVED ELF SCHOOL PROFESSOR DIES and the photo is a photo of Dooper!!! Lovely old Dooper! What are these strange enchantments that start whenever you're near?? Text says this: Dooper, professor of Flight at Elf School and champion of humane treatment of reindeer in the process of antler-grinding, has passed away aged only several thousand years. Dooper was regarded as a revolutionary, preferring to teach students using a hands-on approach, and was the first Elf School professor ever to actually use live reindeer in even first-year classes. Once thought controversial, this new approach, allowing students to make their own mistakes and learn from them, earned him international renown. He put this fame to good use, establishing Cont. page 2 What?? I don't - I mean I thought we, well didn't we only just, I mean, but that's, and didn't... but that's....!!! BUT THAT'S!!! We were JUST WITH HIM m8s, I don't know what's happening here!! There's a big thing going on and I want to know what exactly it is!! Maybe if I can find the rest of the paper. You don't suppose Dooper - chuckly old Dooper - faked his own death for some sort of insurance scam do you?? ...UHOH M8S. LEG IT. Oh dear mates I think we're being followed! I heard running footsteps behind us!! Quick, back to the audition room, we'll hide in ther!! here we are. HEHEHE LOOK  Beazie is auditioning to be an angel in the Snatavity! There isn't actually one in it but he's just doing it to win that argument with Snatter, where Snatter said he's no angel and he went I am! Maybe he can make up something to do with angels and then we can say that's part of the christmas story from then on. But guess what? Even though he dress up, they say he FAIL TO GET THE PART!!  Defeat!! Hehehe. The reason is that Rose is going to be the angel instead because she's the only girl and all angels are girls. HA HA HA BEAZIE. BEAZIE FAILED AGAIN. BEAZIE FAILS AT EVERYTHING, HE HA EHE HE HA. Pete is particularly laughing at him with Snatter. He say "Look at that old rotter Toiz! His family can't even afford proper school clothes, I don't know who he's trying to impress with his silly angel costume! Har har har!" "I haven't got a costume either, Pete," saye Snater. "Oh, but the basic clothes suit you, Chris," Pete say. "You look quite striking in them, your beard really sets off the green. Look at him, he hasn't even got any hair!" "Green," Snater say, a bit grumpy. "Green's just not my colour." "One day," Beazie shouts with a big red face, "I'll be rich, and then I'll GET ALL OF YOU!!" and he stamp's away. haha Rose is trieing not to laugh, because she knows she's going to be a much more good angel in the play instead of a stupid baldy one, but she tries to look sympathetic and Beazie just pushes past her and stamps off! Oh dear! Dramatic scenes in the Snatavity audition today :/ OE NO I FORGOT WE WERE RUNNING AWAY FROM SOMEONE AND HERE HE COMES HE'S FOUND US!!  Oe noooeee!! Who is he and what's he going to doo! Oe.  It David Bowie. Hullo David Bowie. "Heloe," he say, "am I - puffpant -" (he puffpanting because of running) "- am I - too late?" What? I goe? "Ohhh I'm ..." Bowy look around. "This is completely wrong isn't it, I'm sorry. Sorry, never mind. Off I goe!" there he goe... ...he gone. MOHH daivd bowy was going to sing somewhere and he went wrong and ended up in the middle of our calendar. hahaha that was ace. that was well wick. i'll probbly tell my dad cause he's got a couple of bowy's records he leave behind chocolate david bowies. dig in everyone!
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hehe, him beazie want to bes a girl!
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choclit david bowys 
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the only thing almoste as awesom as satna is EATING DAVID BOWEY
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